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[Willco]

Discuss!

 

[Fusebox]

Why? Hoping to catch a peek?

 

[Ecrofirt]

yes.

I even do it at night when everyone's asleep. I should probably stop that though, as my parents are at the end of the hallway, and I can see into their room while i'm pissing/shitting.

One day someone's going to wake up, and there's gonig to be a scene.

 

[Virgin Wii]

Sometimes. Then I worry that a psycho burglar is going to kill me in the shower.

 

[FoneBone]

No.

yes.

I even do it at night when everyone's asleep. I should probably stop that though, as my parents are at the end of the hallway, and I can see into their room while i'm pissing/shitting.

One day someone's going to wake up, and there's gonig to be a scene.

Your parents don't have a bedroom door? Or don't close it?

 

[tedtropy]

Yes. I also shit in the office bathroom urinal when I know the cleaning lady is coming that day. Do you think Jesus still loves me?

 

[Ecrofirt]

No.


Your parents don't have a bedroom door? Or don't close it?

don't close it.

None of us really do. It's like a fire safety thing we do in our house. much easier to get out of a room with an open door than to fumble with a closed one while half asleep.

 

[Dice]

Nope, people are always just randomly walking in, including several friends. I can't keep track of everyone elses schedules.

 

[duderon]

Yes. I also shit in the office bathroom urinal when I know the cleaning lady is coming that day. Do you think Jesus still loves me?

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Manabanana]

I used to close the door, but I don't bother any more. No one here cares My girlfriend or room mate come in to run a shower and I'll be takin' a piss. "Hey." My room mate started it, but none of us close it that much anymore.

 

[Loki]

Yes, when nobody's home (or on the same floor).

 

[jooey]

with, without, they'll all taste my spray eventually. cough

 

[Fifty]

Discuss!

There's not much to.....But ok....Yes.

 

[Greenpanda]

Yes

It's too much effort to close the door!!!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

sometimes i pee in water bottles in my room instead of going to the bathroom. I don't know why. I think im just curious to see if i can fill it.

 

[Mugen]

When i actually go to the bathroom, I go for the toilet to pee and don't even close the doors. I mean, it's the exact same thing as like peeing in the stalls. What's the point really?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Damn...I close AND lock the door whenever I go and no one's home.

 

[Flynn]

My cats like to bust in when I'm doing my business.

 

[Dram]

Originally Posted by tedtropy:

Yes. I also shit in the office bathroom urinal when I know the cleaning lady is coming that day. Do you think Jesus still loves me?

No, but I'm sure the Devil does.

 

[duderon]

I used to close and lock the door even when i was alone, but i've found myself mysteriously leaving the door open as of late.

 

[Loki]

Damn...I close AND lock the door whenever I go and no one's home.

:lol

Paranoid much?


Then again, maybe you're just worried that someone'll come home and make it all the way to the bathroom before you have time to coil up the 'ole alphasnake and tuck it in your pants. I'm sure that process takes at least 30 seconds, so I can see why you'd be worried.

 

[elitehebrew]

Naw i'm paranoid that someone is gonna catch me in the act of dropping the bomb. Although if it was urinating sure i don't mind.

 

[belgurdo]

Yes, because you never know when people are just wandering around, and you don't want to have the "sup" face on you with a two foot turd hanging out of your ass

 

[Teddman]

I go bathroom outside when other people aren't around.

Both #1 and #2.

 

[shuri]

Which bring us to our subtopic; Taking a shit in hostile territories or in a foreign place, such as Your new girl's place the morning after you met her, at a friend's place, at your mother-in-law 's house;

What is your favorite strategy? Stealth turd dropping, or going Arnold?

 

[tedtropy]

Which bring us to our subtopic; Taking a shit in hostile territories or in a foreign place, such as Your new girl's place the morning after you met her, at a friend's place, at your mother-in-law 's house;

What is your favorite strategy? Stealth turd dropping, or going Arnold?

Dropping bombs in a foreign toilet is never fun. Just remember, when in doubt, flush thrice! Once for the bulk, twice for the residue, and thrice for the cause.

 

[Cool]

I dispise open doors. I feel uncomfortable when doors are open (no matter what situation). I shut and lock the door (in a restroom situation). Open doors suck, seriously.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Sound princess!

 

[shuri]

Dropping bombs in a foreign toilet is never fun. Just remember, when in doubt, flush thrice! Once for the bulk, twice for the residue, and thrice for the cause.

But there's always the problem of the embarassement of the other one hearing you flush several times in the span of a few seconds.

But indeed, I prefer going with short, controlled burst with frequent flushes, to avoid massive buildups or paper clogging. It happened to me, once, at home when I was a kid. I never ever want to relive the heart warming experience of having excrements and water flowing out of the toilet and flooding the room

 

[Goreomedy]

When in a hurry to get somewhere, I've used a toilet at the same time as my significant other(an advantage of same sex couples, simultaneous urination!). Though, I don't want to revisit the horrible aftermath of making him laugh when, in my best Egon Spengler voice, I warned of the dangers of "Crossing the Streams".

 

[Cool]

When in a hurry to get somewhere, I've used a toilet at the same time as my significant other(an advantage of same sex couples, simultaneous urination!). Though, I don't want to revisit the horrible aftermath of making him laugh when, in my best Egon Spengler voice, I warned of the dangers of "Crossing the Streams".

"It would be very bad"...

 

[Hooker]

Always, if they see something they don't want to see it's their problem

 

[Loki]

When in a hurry to get somewhere, I've used a toilet at the same time as my significant other(an advantage of same sex couples, simultaneous urination!). Though, I don't want to revisit the horrible aftermath of making him laugh when, in my best Egon Spengler voice, I warned of the dangers of "Crossing the Streams".

:lol

Yes, because you never know when people are just wandering around, and you don't want to have the "sup" face on you with a two foot turd hanging out of your ass

:lol

 

[DarthWoo]

Living alone in this apartment, I frequently make use of the lack of a roommate to use the bathroom without closing the door. I still close it when I'm taking a shower though, since otherwise it'd probably make the rest of the apartment humid or something.

 

[Ned Flanders]

I used to close the door, but I don't bother any more. No one here cares My girlfriend or room mate come in to run a shower and I'll be takin' a piss. "Hey." My room mate started it, but none of us close it that much anymore.

 

[Incognito]

:lol

Paranoid much?


Then again, maybe you're just worried that someone'll come home and make it all the way to the bathroom before you have time to coil up the 'ole alphasnake and tuck it in your pants. I'm sure that process takes at least 30 seconds, so I can see why you'd be worried.

Naw, he just doesn't want everyone to see the rather long process of taking 4 sets of clothing off to take a shit.

:lol :lol

 

[Lemurnator]

I never keep the door open when I'm alone on my own and go to the bathroom. I keep the door open (usually, depends on what I plan on doing in the shower) to the bathroom when I'm taking a shower because the bathroom gets really steamed up and hot when I get out.

 

[geogaddi]

Do you go to the bathroom with the door open when people are not around?

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