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Do you see in the shower?

Do your eyeballs eyeball correctly in showers?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 23 44.2%

  • No.

    Votes: 5 9.6%

  • What?

    Votes: 16 30.8%

  • Uncertain. Ask again.

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • Why do Americans clap in the shower?

    Votes: 7 13.5%
  • Total voters
    52
TheInfamousKira

TheInfamousKira

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I don't know if it's because I'm blue eyed or because I use generic shampoo or whatever, but when I get into my shower, I basically operate on echolocation because the sensation of anything going into my eyes or running into my eyes immediately makes them rocket shut on reflex, thus trapping the water inside the creamy whites of my eyes, whereupon my optic nerves are cleansed by searing waves of six syllable chemicals.

It's akin to seeing a video of a civ getting tear gassed, except wet and naked. Am I a spectrum dwelling zebra in The Savanah of the Normal, or do other people have my problem?
 
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TheInfamousKira said:
I don't know if it's because I'm blue eyed or because I use generic shampoo or whatever, but when I get into my shower, I basically operate on echolocation because the sensation of anything going into my eyes or running into my eyes immediately makes them rocket shut on reflex, thus trapping the water inside the creamy whites of my eyes, whereupon my optic nerves are cleansed by searing waves of six syllable chemicals.

It's akin to seeing a video of a civ getting tear gassed, except wet and naked. Am I a spectrum dwelling zebra in The Savanah of the Normal, or do other people have my problem?
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Get baby shampoo and yeah you're probably hardcore neurodivergent
 
*Nightwing

*Nightwing

Banned
+1 clapping
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But I’m not a retard clapping for no reason, I only clap at the end, and I’m clapping in appreciation of successfully completing my shower.


Do you peas in chowder next?
 
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Pallas

Pallas

Member
As an American, I never clap in the shower. Why in the hell would you clap in the shower? I’m too busy making sure my dumbass don’t slip and kill myself.
 
IDKFA

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
TheInfamousKira said:
I don't know if it's because I'm blue eyed or because I use generic shampoo or whatever, but when I get into my shower, I basically operate on echolocation because the sensation of anything going into my eyes or running into my eyes immediately makes them rocket shut on reflex, thus trapping the water inside the creamy whites of my eyes, whereupon my optic nerves are cleansed by searing waves of six syllable chemicals.
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I also have blue eyes, but I've never experienced this problem.

I'd suggest using better quality shower gel/shampoo. Either that or you have beta male eyes and they need to man up!
 
West Texas CEO

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
When you are in the shower/bath do you use bar soap or liquid soap to wash your body with? Also, are you a man or woman?


For me... I’m a man and I use liquid soap.
I mainly use different soaps and scents that are on sale at the drug store or grocery store. The only time I use Bath & Body Works is if I receive it as a gift.
 
jshackles

jshackles

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Why is GAF so obsessed with other people's showering habits?
 
Dacvak

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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Lather > Scrub > Pee in shower > Rinse
 
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TheInfamousKira

TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
West Texas CEO said:
When you are in the shower/bath do you use bar soap or liquid soap to wash your body with? Also, are you a man or woman?


For me... I’m a man and I use liquid soap.
I mainly use different soaps and scents that are on sale at the drug store or grocery store. The only time I use Bath & Body Works is if I receive it as a gift.
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I'm a man (I think, 21st century is confusing) and use good old fashioned bars of soap.
 
yet_another_alt

yet_another_alt

Member
Eiknarf said:
What is this?
A parody of my post from yesterday that got closed?!

www.neogaf.com

Do you pee in the shower?

Yes I am. Why would I pee and then go shower when I can do both
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Parody is the sincerest form of flattery. I was going to make a thread named "Do you tee in the shower?" but I was having a trouble getting an AI image generator to spit out something worksafe. I told it to exclude bodily fluids and got this.

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