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[8bitpill]

I see the NeoGAF bidet Deep State psy-op is still alive and well.

They are trying to sow division between TP and bidet users to distract us from the ruling class's continuing siphoning of wealth.

THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US.

Charlie Sheens HIV is infectious.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I can do either. I'm limber.

 

[Bartski]

This 4chan meme is still relevant and amazing after all these years.

facts, + farts come out much louder without the bush muffle, must stay vigilant in public

 

[haxan7]

Normally I shit in the morning. After using half the roll of paper to wipe what I can, I'll then jump in the shower to finish the job.

I do occasionally shave my ass hole, but it's such an effort, especially using a razor and a mirror. Using a clipper sounds dangerous as well as a little gross.

Clippers are easy and quick, not dangerous at all. I've done it at least 100 times. Just put your leg up on a chair and get right in there around the hole with the clippers. You'll get a feel for it. Just make sure you use a dedicated pair of ass/pube clippers.

 

[GymWolf]

Normally I shit in the morning. After using half the roll of paper to wipe what I can, I'll then jump in the shower to finish the job.

I do occasionally shave my ass hole, but it's such an effort, especially using a razor and a mirror. Using a clipper sounds dangerous as well as a little gross.

I bet your family hated you during covid times.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Once I got a bidet, toilet paper feels like sandpaper.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

toilet paper feels like sandpaper.

there have been times i've wiped so hard with toilet paper that my butt started bleeding.
so the sandpaper analogy sounds apt to me.

 

[jason10mm]

None of ya'll have a person for this job? I thought everyone did!

 

[cash_longfellow]

With all due respect, if you stand before you wipe, doesn't that just smear the shit particles all over your outer anus and internal butt cheeks? This makes no sanitary sense whatsoever. You might as well just not wipe at all

 

[cash_longfellow]

Wipe?

Why?

If you are going to stand up and do it, I agree with this

 

[Mistake]

Whichever way you wipe, just make sure you clench while you do it. You'll prevent problems. Or up your game and use wet wipes or a bidet

 

[MayauMiao]

I live in Japan, I press a button

I heard some even plays music while its cleaning your ass.

 

[Dacvak]

I genuinely can not understand the heathens in this thread who wipe while STANDING.

For the love of god, just do the one-cheek-lean and stop embarrassing the human race.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

I squat then I swipe with a wet paper. good workout

 

[Outlier]

Every year... EVERY year, guys. There's gotta be a thread about pooping.

I'm civilized, so I stay seated and instantly drop the tp into the water, after each wipe.

Other people seem to have been raised by savages.

 

[CSJ]

Those who swear by a bidet just have not experience certain issues others face with bowel movemnts and certain chronic issues/diseases and ass hair.

I've managed to improve my BM's a lot with medication so that it takes only a trio of wipes instead of half a roll.
If you know, you know and a bidet isn't going to fix that issue because it has nothing to do with just cleaning, but not fully emptying properly.

 

[Audiophile]

Mix it up.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This thread needs a theme song

 

[Highway Star]

I've evolved. I use the three seashells.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Clippers are easy and quick, not dangerous at all. I've done it at least 100 times. Just put your leg up on a chair and get right in there around the hole with the clippers. You'll get a feel for it. Just make sure you use a dedicated pair of ass/pube clippers.

 

[digital_ghost]

I shoot a 295 psi jet stream of water up my ass until all the stanky ass shit is gone.

Then when I wipe it's just one tissue to Dry.

My Crack is a deep abyss. So a bidet is essential.

 

[badblue]

This thread inspired me to buy a bidet attachment for my toilet.

Initial thoughts are positive but my water is really fucking cold.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Furthermore, consider your nutrition. Some psyllium husks occasionally can be a miracle for your defecation.

Very underrated post.

Whenever I'm eating clean my poop is nice and firm.
Almost ghost poop.

Whenever I eat bad and drink to much coffee and alchohol oh boy I can't even...

 

[FeralEcho]

What's the point of wiping at that point,your buttcheeks will already be smothered in shit.

 

[GymWolf]

there have been times i've wiped so hard with toilet paper that my butt started bleeding.
so the sandpaper analogy sounds apt to me.

That's not normal unless you use actual sand paper or your shit solidify super quick.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

With all due respect, if you stand before you wipe, doesn't that just smear the shit particles all over your outer anus and internal butt cheeks? This makes no sanitary sense whatsoever. You might as well just not wipe at all

What kind of ungodly eldritch stuff do some of you expel from your bowels, I swear. Eat better!


BTW, this is a bidet:



And if this thing put to full blast doesn't make your a-hole squeaky clean, you have bigger problems than choosing a position to wipe.

 

[LordCBH]

 

[cash_longfellow]

What kind of ungodly eldritch stuff do some of you expel from your bowels, I swear. Eat better!


BTW, this is a bidet:



And if this thing put to full blast doesn't make your a-hole squeaky clean, you have bigger problems than choosing a position to wipe.

I eat the souls of my enemies . I'm kidding about the whole thing, standing is fine I'm sure, but I prefer the sit down method it's easier for coverage for me. I'm a big guy, 6'3 and my ass is large. I mix in the stand up wipe some times though, just to be doubly sure lol

I would like to personally own a bidet at some point, but over never even seen one in person in the states ever, even in hotels.