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[FrenchMovieTheme]

for some reason this popped into my head. 4 or 5 years ago they used to play this corn nuts radio commercial with a catchy jingle. i dont remember the exact lyrics, and im looking for an mp3 of it, but it had a chorus such as the following

Chorus:
Grab a bag of corn nuts, and bust a nut!
they're lightly toasted and hard as welllllllllll...
so bust a nut, we won't tell!



for the verses all i remember was something about you can do it in class if you dont get caught. this was a real commercial and it got pulled for obvious reasons. anyone heard it or have it on mp3??

 

[mrkapawutzis]

I remember that shit. After those commercials came out, I stopped eating the damn things, and here I thought that ads are supposed to entice potential buyers.

 

[Outlaw]

Here is the MP3


http://www.monzy.com/intro/bustanut.mp3

Go to your room and lock the door,
'Cause when you try it once you'll wanna try it some more!
Size doesn't matter and that's a fact,
It might be small, but it's a big impact!

Bust a nut! Bust a nut!
Grab a bag of Corn Nuts™ and bust a nut!
They're lightly toasted and hard as well,
Enjoy yourself, we won't tell...

Everybody does it, they like it a lot,
You can do it at school , just don't get caught!
It takes a few minutes, if you don't delay;
Take your time and make it last all day!

"Corn Nuts™: An intensely crunchy corn snack.
Comes in seven nut-busting flavors.
Bust a nut at a convenience store
near you."

 

[Meier]

lmao I cant believe I'd never heard about this. That's fucking hilarious

 

[tagrat]

Oh my god, that was one of the most hilarious things I've heard in awhile. Ad jingles are the best.

 

[thefit]

Was it controversial? I just remember it being funny as hell and it played on the air for a while.