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Eminem's Best Verse of All Time?

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the_log_ride

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6AQIuf-go

"Fack"

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fuck I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so fuckin wet and soft
Fuck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna fucking, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww
I need a cigarette now
oh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a fuckin babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh fuck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Ewww
Eww ewww
 
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DominoKid

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it really bugs me out that Hailey is 16. makes me feel old.

anyway i'm surprised so many of you are posting verses from his recent albums.
IMO he hasnt really had anything interesting to say since the 8 Mile Soundtrack.

everything since is just a shitty, watered down version of Eminem. the drugs killed his brain.
 
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krameriffic

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My college English literature professors compared him to Shakespeare as well. He told us to just go read the lyrics and try to figure out how he did it. High praise from a man who likes to talk in old English, weird fuck.
 
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Korey

Member
krameriffic said:
My college English literature professors compared him to Shakespeare as well. He told us to just go read the lyrics and try to figure out how he did it. High praise from a man who likes to talk in old English, weird fuck.
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This isn't the first time I've heard of an English teacher (professor even) compare Eminem to Shakespeare. Boom.
 
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Anth0ny

Member
DominoKid said:
it really bugs me out that Hailey is 16. makes me feel old.

anyway i'm surprised so many of you are posting verses from his recent albums.
IMO he hasnt really had anything interesting to say since the 8 Mile Soundtrack.

everything since is just a shitty, watered down version of Eminem. the drugs killed his brain.
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encore he was on drugs
relapse he was flushing them out

recovery he absolutely went off. Maybe not quite as good as his prime, but that's a LOT to ask for. the album is amazing.
 
W

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
I'm on Eminems dick about as hard as anyone can be, but even I rolled my eyes at the thread and OP.


Good grief.
 
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SmokeMaxX

Member
whytemyke said:
I'm on Eminems dick about as hard as anyone can be, but even I rolled my eyes at the thread and OP.


Good grief.
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...The thread is about Eminem's best verse. What's eye-rolling about that?
 
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Holy Order Sol

Member
Near impossible to choose, but since I'm listening to the song right now, I'll go with the third verse of Music Box from Relapse: Refill.

Korey said:
Haven't really listened to this...what are the stand out tracks?
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I'd say Welcome 2 Hell, The Reunion and Loud Noises. Living Proof, too.
 
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Korey

Member
2011 BET CYPHER SHADY 7 HD (Eminem, Joe Budden, Royce Da 5'9, Yelawolf, Joell Ortiz, Crooked I)

Eminem's verse starts at 6:18

Lyrics:

Lyrical, miracle, spiritual, individual criminal
Subliminal, in your swimming pool

You ’bout to see peace destroyed
It’ll never be restored
When I unleash these beastly hoards on your CD stores
Wanna stop it, you gon need a priest and at least three swords
A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, 3 ouija boards
And a squeegee and please be warned don’t ask for the squeegees for
Or the holy water, acid rapper that’ll eat these floors
Eat a hole in the rhyme book, you see these horns?
And as for me, you ask where I’m going, will he be mourned?
Is puke luke warm? Should Casey Anthony do porn?
Can that chick fit a newborn dead baby inside her freakin shoebox
with a shoehorn, smother in chloroform so she can go get her groove on?
Can she duct tape and Velcro a fetus? Joell yo,
Tell Joe I need his empty box from his old shell toe adidas
So I can put these babies in the fetal position, they’re getting elbows to
the penis
Yeah, big deal. I took some little kids big wheel
And spit in his fricken big kids meal
Quit tryna bite me and pinch, you win sit still
You just put your six inch heel through my Benz windshield?
Is it dust we bout to kick up?
Can Yelawolf fit a fifth of rum in a big cup?
Between a stick shift in his fricken pick up
And drink like a hick, redneck, hillbilly will till he gets hiccups?
Flippin the script up like Mike Vick
Get bit in his junk by a pit, yup I’m a sick pup
I’d be a horrible magician
Cause I’d f*ck that trick up
Fix ya lips up to say something fly, or zip up
A-B? Let’s C. You said you were gonna do X-Y-Z
Till you f*ck around and get dropped like an E
When you add an I-N-G
Don’t put a K in front of that though, When I MC
Cause I’m not the king of this microphone booth
It’s more like a phonebooth
Superman in this bitch, kryptonite won’t do
It gives me more power, I bump the fat boys and
Eat rat poison, and take meteor showers
Fresh outta the mental hospital and me not flossing a middle finger
While I hop in a mosh pit, will be like Nas doing gospel or R&B, you crazy?
Me pushing up daisies, that thought is impossible
Is it flashing across the news, Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute
With a huge Johnson, boobs, and a monstrous tube of lube
And a bra, some boots, some panties, and an aqua blue Mazda
Swallowing a popsicle, playing tonsil pool
So kill the rumors it ain’t happenin
I’ma rap till I’m fossil fuel
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BobDylan

Member
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he is no ye
 
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K701

Banned
I love that "wazzit" song that's on the radio, though I don't know what he's saying.

wazzit something wizzy wazza wazzit wazzit cause it really doesn't matter now does it.
 
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PantherLotus

Professional Schmuck
Did I already post in this thread? If not, here's one of my favorites that most people don't really acknowledge, but blows a lot of his other stuff completely away:

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,
Human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism
Animals havin' sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fuckin, meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
And baby I'm just, dyin to cock him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw
My uzi's as heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceilin, red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wet on the third;
Then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong

Listen on Youtube
 
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nVidiot_Whore

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Korey said:
Not sure, were these freestyles?
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Nothing is really a "freestyle" any more.. they call anything a "freestyle" that is first heard via a live rap.. it's rather odd IMO.. all of these verses were pre-written, just like all of the "radio freestyles" you hear.
 
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GodfatherX

Member
One of my favorites, I'm Back verse 3, the start of this verse is still amazing falls a bit at the end with the pop references


I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
 
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Vice

Member
LegoArmo said:
Em, Lupe and Nas are probably my 3 favourite rappers alive. People saying Eminem fell off though, he's never released anything as bad as Lasers and Nas's best album was released 17 years ago, you could argue he hasn't released a great album in 10 years.

Talent is still there with all 3 of them though.
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Relapse and Encore are as bad as Lasers. When Eminem started rapping with that Jamacain(?) accent it was over. When all the drugs told him rapping with an Arabian(?) accent would be cool and everyone around him said, "sure" there was no recovering. Plus, he has all those songs where he sings for no real reason. Although it was charming on Hailey's Song because he sounded so damn happy.

Even with all that, pretty much everything he dropped before 2004 was great.

Still Don't Give a Fuck's opening verse is probably my favorite.
I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo
Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint
A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
Fuck a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this
Livin amuk, never givin a fuck
Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
But I smoke dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!)
A killer instinct runs in the blood
Emptying full clips and burying guns in the mud
I've calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs
I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz
My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein operated on
I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writin this rhyme
Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time
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Skiptastic

Member
Vice said:
Still Don't Give a Fuck's opening verse is probably my favorite.
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That song is just fucking amazing. My favorite line is "I wanna crush your skull til your brains leak out of your veins and burst open like broken water mains." That is just so fucking sick.
 
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chrisisawesome

Member
elrechazao said:
Truly on the level of balzac and shakespeare....

They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah the rap is tight
But I'm bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um

lol
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.



but seriously, No Love is fantastic
 
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coldvein

Banned
im certain i weighed in on this shit earlier, so im not even gonna repeat myself.. but the fact that this thread exists makes it pretty clear that em is a contender for goat.
 
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HammerOfThor

Member
I'm partial to:

"Theres a place called Heaven and a place called Hell, a place called prison and a place called jail, daddy's probably going to all of them except for one"

I probably butchered it a bit, but you get the idea.
 
Ecto311

Ecto311

Member
My fav from bad influence on the end of days album

My laser disc gon' make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face
and place the clip and cock it back
and let it go until your brains are rippin out
your skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches
 
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