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Does 'jelqing' work?
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Ned Flanders
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Can't believe someone had the nerve to ask this on a message board. What a loser.
*resumes jelqing*
*resumes jelqing*
Escape Goat
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oh my
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Manabanana
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Hollywood said:
:lol :lol :lol I assume you're talking about those exercises where you pull your unit for gradually more extended periods of time and it's supposed to make it longer/wider, right? Penn & Teller did an episode of Bullshit! on that. No, it doesn't work at all and it hurts like a bitch, apparently. This guy ended up pulling his dick for a couple hours a day (as the program directed) to no avail.
SlickWilly223
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Yes, jelqing works beautifully. It may be a slow process for some though.
SlickWilly223
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-jinx- said:
Manabanana said:
Wrong. Jelqing works, that guy must have been retarded. Some guys hang weights from their dicks for hours at a time, and I'm talking like 10lbs.
Pen and Teller are full of bullshit.
SlickWilly223
Time ta STEP IT UP
And to counter-point -jinx-'s post, it's not a normal means of working out. You have to "pump" your wiener through various exercises in order to expand the tissue within it. After it becomes a force of habit and you do it every day for a long while, your dick will eventuall grow. Some guys have had crazy success stories, with up to 4 inch gains and shit.
But jelqing really works your "girth" more than your length. In order to get a longer dick you have to do manual stretches and stuff. It's not very complicated, just time consuming, most people are too lazy. But it does work, and it's free, so it may become quite popular pretty soon. I know that it's very popular throughout the internet right now.
But jelqing really works your "girth" more than your length. In order to get a longer dick you have to do manual stretches and stuff. It's not very complicated, just time consuming, most people are too lazy. But it does work, and it's free, so it may become quite popular pretty soon. I know that it's very popular throughout the internet right now.
Manabanana
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Oh, wait...Badabing is right, actually. Start off small, though. Maybe only 1lb at first, for a couple half-hour sessions a day. Gradually work up to a couple hours a day with the 1.lb then move up in weight, gradually work your way up in time, then repeat. Easy with great results.
Oh, and standard weights should work just fine. Use rubber bands or string to hold the weights to your dick. Tie it tight, you don't want those falling on your toes!
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Oh, and standard weights should work just fine. Use rubber bands or string to hold the weights to your dick. Tie it tight, you don't want those falling on your toes!
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SlickWilly223
Time ta STEP IT UP
Manabanana said:
That's unsafe. They actually make products for hanging and stuff, don't use rubber band or string though. Don't even hang like that either. Most people find success by doing manual stretches and such, just by pulling on their dick in the shower or something. Keep in mind that you should probably "warm up" and stuff before hand.
If anybody wants information on it just send me a PM and I'll fix you up.
If the technique actually worked and dates as far back as is claimed, it would be a lot more popular by now I would think.
Are there any studies that really support the claims of effectiveness? Testimonials and "Oh I've heard about this guy that got like 4 inches" comments are not very impressive when it comes to this subject....which since the dawn of man has been exploited by hucksters and snake oil salesmen.
Are there any studies that really support the claims of effectiveness? Testimonials and "Oh I've heard about this guy that got like 4 inches" comments are not very impressive when it comes to this subject....which since the dawn of man has been exploited by hucksters and snake oil salesmen.
demon said:
The neck is composed of muscles and bones, so adding those brass rings over time affects how the women in those tribes grow into them. In addition, those rings rarely, if ever come off. If they do, it's usually to adjust them, add to them, or simply get a fresh one.
The penis is soft (well, usually
) tissue.I actually saw this stuff listed on newsgroups just now, after wondering wtf the topic maker was talking about.
I downloaded the files and it's full of videos, mp3's, pics and lots of instructional pages which looks like someone hacked then archived the stuff from one of those sites.
Only problem is it's much too large to host on my isp webserver, if anyone wants to host it I'll send it to them, I have a 90k upload speed.
BTW, it 40,568 kb filesize if anyone is interested.
I downloaded the files and it's full of videos, mp3's, pics and lots of instructional pages which looks like someone hacked then archived the stuff from one of those sites.
Only problem is it's much too large to host on my isp webserver, if anyone wants to host it I'll send it to them, I have a 90k upload speed.
BTW, it 40,568 kb filesize if anyone is interested.
Manabanana
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xsarien said:The neck is composed of muscles and bones, so adding those brass rings over time affects how the women in those tribes grow into them. In addition, those rings rarely, if ever come off. If they do, it's usually to adjust them, add to them, or simply get a fresh one.
The penis is soft (well, usually
In addition to that, those rings push the collarbone down; they do not push the head/neck up. That couldn't be practically or safely applied to the cock.
There are men out there who go to even more extreme measures to get a larger penis. I was watching the Learning Channel before and there was this guy on a plastic surgery show who was obsessed with penis length. He had like three operations to keep getting length. One of the operations involved taking tissue from a cadaver and having it grafted to his penis.
teh zombie bj!!!!
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there is actually a site around that investigated this method with before and after photos, guys with pretty pathetically small cocks gave it a shot. Seemed to work.
SlickWilly223
Time ta STEP IT UP
Vieo said:There are men out there who go to even more extreme measures to get a larger penis. I was watching the Learning Channel before and there was this guy on a plastic surgery show who was obsessed with penis length. He had like three operations to keep getting length. One of the operations involved taking tissue from a cadaver and having it grafted to his penis.
teh zombie bj!!!!
Haha my brother was telling me about that, didn't the doctors finally say "We can't do any more procedures... it's too big, sir."
Smiles and Cries
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God's Hand
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Nothing works. That's the only proven thing. Unless you get surgery to pull out the half an inch to an inch sitting inside of you.
God's Hand
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This reminds me of that Howard Stern show with the World's Smallest Penis contest. I downloaded the uncensored E! video... oh my god. Some of these guys had literally nothing. One guy looked like he had a vagina...
And no girl is worth a big dick, sorry. Learn to control your ho with your mouth and fists. Big dick, average dick, same sensation.
And no girl is worth a big dick, sorry. Learn to control your ho with your mouth and fists. Big dick, average dick, same sensation.
I recall reading in Men's Health magazine years ago that for every 15 pounds of weight you put on, it usually hides 1/2" of your member; so I suppose the safest and easiest way to increase your size is to shed those pounds. Dunno how accurate that is, but they always have some panel of experts and all...
Dunno how accurate that is, but they always have some panel of experts and all...tree fiddy
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I've heard something like that but it only affects flaccid size. Erection size won't change.Loki said:I recall reading in Men's Health magazine years ago that for every 15 pounds of weight you put on, it usually hides 1/2" of your member; so I suppose the safest and easiest way to increase your size is to shed those pounds.
Here's a joke for y'all.
What do you call a bodybuilder with a big penis?
A beginner.
junkwaffle
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There's a bottomless ocean of potential drawings I could do for this thread.... but the mods wouldn't let them stand, I sure.
Besides, these weights are killing me.
Besides, these weights are killing me.
Jelqing is not pulling. It's a slow squeeze that you push from the base to the top of your dinger. I tried it once a while back....you're supposed to do it semi-flaccid and I kept getting a boner after two or three minutes, so I gave up.DJ Sl4m said:
Jelqing is where you make a ring with your fingers around the base of your penis, sqeeze, and slowly push to the top of your dick. And you repeat dozens of times, every single day, supposedly for weeks or months. Sounds really tedious to me. And no, supposedly it mostly affects your erect width, and length as well I think.
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