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[Chuckl3s]

http://www.kait8.com/story/22970100/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle

TRUMANN, AR (KAIT) -- A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has "no feeling from the waist down."

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a "burning pain" in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the "small, white, fluffy dog" had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that "the dog had eaten one of his testicles."

The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

Lesson learned...Don't pick up strays!

 

[remz]

Well, the thought of this is pretty fucking terrifying.

 

[Modveil]

Lord almighty. I'm not even sure this stuff is real anymore. What to do what to do.

 

[dark_chris]

That's nuts

 

[Downhome]

That dawg be ballin'...

That's what I call being in...balls deep...

etc...

 

[Dark Stalkers]

I'm never sleeping naked again.

 

[GodParticle]

Florida catchin' a break this time.

 

[RoboPlato]

Son of a bitch

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

 

[tfur]

WTF!

Come on internet! Come on!

 

[dispensergoinup]

Stop shaving with peanut butter.

 

[Dennis]

This is what we get for neutering dogs.

Payback was always going to be a bitch.

 

[Jackben]

Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

For some reason this made me laugh out loud. I'm imagining some Arkansas vet with a private wall of animal heads giving a tour.

"And this the sumbitch what ate some poor feller's testicle"

 

[Protein]

This is what we get for neutering dogs.

Payback was always going to be a bitch.

Oh you.

 

[Order]

Why do I come here while eating

 

[Patrick Bateman]

That's nut

*fixed*

 

[Alienous]

That's nuts

.

 

[RoboPlato]

This is what we get for neutering dogs.

Payback was always going to be a bitch.

Yours is better than mine. Quality over speed

 

[Modveil]

For some reason this made me laugh out loud. I'm imagining some Arkansas vet with a private wall of animal heads giving a tour.

"And this the sumbitch what ate some poor feller's testicle"

I laughed. I cried. Thanks.

 

[Kid Ska]

.

 

[Marxist Squirrel]

I'm never buying a dog. EVER. aarghhh

 

[soul creator]

Reminds me of Curb Your Enthusiasm

 

[Chuckl3s]

I found a pic of the culprit...

Spoiler

Not really the culprit...just a dog who ate lipstick.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

also

The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center

You can't make shit like this up

 

[Loomba]

I'm never buying a dog. EVER. aarghhh

"Normal" dogs are fine, strays arn't.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

First they're sniffing our asses without asking and now this.

 

[Neuromancer]

Bad dog!

 

[Marxist Squirrel]

"Normal" dogs are fine, strays arn't.

I like how you put normal in quotes.

 

[Toth]

That dog was a nutcase.

 

[GulAtiCa]

Why in earth would you take in a stray? Esp not getting it checked for rabies/etc.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Thats the most action that paralyzed man has had in ages...

 

[Mistah]

Oh man... Just by reading it I'm protecting my nuts already..

 

[maomaoIYP]

Man's best friend.

 

[Midnight Moon]

Omg O-o

Poor guy

 

[Monocle]

It's a funny concept until you imagine having your sack shredded by the teeth of an animal.

 

[Majine]

Sleep tight, dog owners.

/ Cat owner.

 

[Luis_23]

That's nuts

We're done here.

 

[Nevasleep]

Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies..

That cheaper shipping rate.

 

[Leynos]

My step-son was born with spina bifida, and has no sensation in his feet. One day, he had had his foot hanging out of the bed and our little dog started licking the wounds on his feet (my step-son doesn't have the greatest self-image and, as such, does not care for himself well.) Since my step-son didn't feel anything, he didn't pull back and the dog started to chew on his toe. I woke him up and found that his foot was bleeding and that he was missing his toe nail. We took him to the doctor, they cleaned it up, and he is fine now.

Not nearly as bad as loosing a testicle, but it does happen.

 

[Conciliator]

Hate this shit, has happened to me three time in the past year.

 

[wildfire]

You are not man's best friend!

*cringes*

 

[Frost_Ace]

Ok, I'm never going to get a pet after reading this.

 

[.GqueB.]

NOOOOO GOD!
NO GOD PLEASE NO
NO
...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Finaika]

I hope the dog didn't get pregnant.

 

[Oersted]

That's nuts

Not anymore...

 

[botty]

um...

 

[Marmaladefire]

That dog should have at least asked if he could make a chew toy of the poor guy's balls first.

 

[SteeloDMZ]

A cat would never do this to you....

 

[VARIA]

Dog was havin' a ball.

 

[sixteen-bit]

What a cat move.