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[shinobi602]

It's a dog eat testicle world.

 

[Nokagi]

Man's best friend my ass.

 

[Kickz]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[matthieuC]

Fuck that.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

A cat would never do this to you....

I've read about dogs doing this in past articles, but yeah never cats.

 

[apesh1t]

Who would resist the meaty allure of testicles? Not I.

 

[marrec]

I've read about dogs doing this in past articles, but yeah never cats.

Ya, cats wait till you're dead to eat you.

 

[javac]

Balls to the wall crazy!

 

[kirblar]

A cat would never do this to you....

A cat would just keep swatting at it.

 

[dewdrop]

"Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies." I feel like... blood is pretty good for getting tested?

"The victim was taken to St. Bernards" heh. look this vicious motha fuckah

 

[injurai]

at least he didn't feel it

 

[Cheese Raptor]

Sleeps in nude, picks up stray....seems ligit. Didn't say if he forgot to feed the dog or what.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has "no feeling from the waist down."

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a "burning pain" in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

 

[Finaika]

Don't testicles kinda stink & disgusting? What made it want to eat it?

 

[javac]

Don't testicles kinda stink & disgusting? What made it want to eat it?

The dog was nuts.

 

[GabDX]

Don't testicles kinda stink & disgusting? What made it want to eat it?

You may want to shower more often.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Stop shaving with peanut butter.

Lol.

 

[Jackben]

I would think nerves and tendons in that area are still attached to others in the midsection. Which is why if you've ever been kicked in the nads, when you're doubled over and gasping, you feel pain radiate up your midsection and not just in your groin area.

In other words, just because he doesn't feel anything below the waist does not mean other parts of his body would not react to something like, say, canine teeth tearing through tissue and nerve endings in his groin.

 

[dan2026]

A dog is a carnivore after all.

 

[massoluk]

Ok, don't sleep nude after picking up stray dog, got it.

 

[CrazyDude]

Ballsy move.

 

[magichans]

I wonder what type it was.

 

[crozier]

Welp, this is one story I will not be forwarding to my quadriplegic friend.

 

[Skeyser]

For some reason I was picturing a dobberman doing it, not a small fluffy white dog

He must have chewed on it for a while to pull it off.

 

[Ryck]

Dog must be put down immediately, he has a taste for testicles now.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Gaborn thread

 

[Valnen]

Why would the dog do this? Was he starving or something?

 

[Esch]

Never trust a small dog.

 

[The Lamonster]

While this is definitely nightmare stuff, I still chuckled a bit when I read the thread title.

 

[akira28]

Some people say that the dog might have saved his life.

You don't eat balls if you have rabies. But if it was a cancerous organ, a dog might try to chew it out of you, or something. I dunno. Internet.

 

[The Elite]

I would think nerves and tendons in that area are still attached to others in the midsection. Which is why if you've ever been kicked in the nads, when you're doubled over and gasping, you feel pain radiate up your midsection and not just in your groin area.

In other words, just because he doesn't feel anything below the waist does not mean other parts of his body would not react to something like, say, canine teeth tearing through tissue and nerve endings in his groin.

 

[Jitters]

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

I don't think this is what he had in mind when he said he'd give his left nut for a brand new dog.

 

[SneakyStephan]

"Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies." I feel like... blood is pretty good for getting tested?

"The victim was taken to St. Bernards" heh. look this vicious motha fuckah

No you need a sample of the brain, because of this you can't test a live animal for rabies either as far as I know. (unless you put it down so you can take the sample)

 

[Alchemy]

My balls are extremely uncomfortable right now.

 

[tirminyl]

Maybe the guy had diabetes and the dog just saved his life?