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[demosthenes]

AND JOBS

JOBS

JOBS

Why do people eat this shit up?

 

[Hexa]

MILITARY, VETS, JOBS. LETS GOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Envelope]

an hour away from me. Welp

why aren't you there omg

 

[thepotatoman]

Trump sounds like he just now decided to make veterans a pillar of his campaign.

 

[~Kinggi~]

Trump knows how to do everything. He is a genius.

 

[Amory]

do you think any part of him, even .001%, is extremely nervous that he'll somehow win the presidency and have no fucking idea what he's doing

 

[LumpOfCole]

I've figured it out. Trump is GOP's Captain Pollution.

 

[Hexa]

"Why would women watch the apprentice?"
"The debate is the apprentice."

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

The debate was The Apprentice. It all makes sense now. It's called ratings. It's like the show. The show is life. Sign this tremendous monster to a 4-year contract!

 

[TheOohChild]

It felt like he was anticipating a break for applause when he mentioned the apprentice

 

[HariKari]

do you think any part of him, even .001%, is extremely nervous that he'll somehow win the presidency and have no fucking idea what he's doing

No. He's not bluffing his way through this. It's conscious.

 

[speculawyer]

Why are you talking about the apprentice?

 

[lazybones18]

why aren't you there omg

I didn't even know he was in Michigan until the thread popped up ;_;

 

[Averon]

I have to wonder how the Koch brothers are viewing this. They were ready to buy the election for whoever the GOP nominee was, but Trump completely upended that.

 

[mercenar1e]

who cares about the apprentice.. the guy is full of himself.

 

[Prompto]

I cant believe hes talking about The Apprentice this much lol

 

[Hexa]

"That means I'm a star. I'm a star."
His ego is beautiful.

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

Why are you talking about the apprentice?

Because he's a star. He makes money.

 

[thefit]

Good ratings = Good president.

 

[Boke1879]

do you think any part of him, even .001%, is extremely nervous that he'll somehow win the presidency and have no fucking idea what he's doing

Not at all. He's so full of himself he'll take this country to hell and all of us along with him lol

 

[odiin]

Wow, I've never seen a dude give himself a blow job before now.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[Arkeband]

Catchphrase!

 

[Downhome]

HE IS A STAR!

Why do I normally hate people talking like this, but I just flat out can't hate him when he does it? I've never been able to, no matter what.

 

[TheSadRanger]

NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION

METAL GEAR?!

Are you saying that Trump is a real life Senator Armstrong??

All the nanomachines are in his his toupee

 

[Bread]

"I'll fix the jobs, I'll fix the economy, I'll fix the VA, it's just management. Trust me I know what I'm doing."

*crowd goes fucking nuts*

 

[Condom]

AND JOBS

JOBS

JOBS

Why do people eat this shit up?

Eh well his plan of putting pressure on companies to keep/pressure factories in the US does work for creating jobs. That's not a bad plan.

 

[LostMyNarbles]

Wait is he trying to spin him getting fired from The Apprentice?

 

[Alcotholic]

All I ever hear from him is self congratulatory pats on the back.

Then everyone else pats him on the back for being rich and successful through blackmail and being an asshole.

 

[Limit]

Anyone else would be distancing themselves away from their reality tv history. This guy is not only not shy in bringing it up but is using it as yet another bragging point.



It's beautiful.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

Trump is so ego maniacal, but it's still hard to dislike him somehow.

It's like if Daffy Duck ran for president.

Really? He's a huge bigoted douchebag buffoon that has been talking out of his ass for a long, long time. He's insanely easy to dislike. His one "redeeming" quality is what he's currently doing to the GOP, and Fox News. That's golden.

 

[Sanjay]

This guys speaking style is amazing. He just goes all over the place and is just random but somehow it flows and hits all the right keys.

AND JOBS

JOBS

JOBS

Why do people eat this shit up?

You Americans are doomed.

 

[ComputerBlue]

I thoroughly enjoyed that.

 

[Seventy70]

"They fired me, so I though I might as well go all the way through with this president thing ¯\_(&#12484_/¯"

 

[slit]

It's not hard to see why he enamors the simple minded.

 

[injurai]

He even has Apprentice-esque theme music, this is amazing.

 

[speculawyer]

Wait is he trying to spin him getting fired from The Apprentice?

He fired THEM. Don't you understand?

 

[thefit]

"You're going to love ME as president"




.

 

[XenoRaven]

We are so screwed.

 

[HariKari]

All I ever hear from him is self congratulatory pats on the back.

Then everyone else pats him on the back for being rich and successful through blackmail and being an asshole.

Many people think themselves temporarily embarrassed millionaires and in this case, billionaires.

 

[Mrbob]

Lol that Apprentice spin was amazing. Feeling himself and flipping the script on the him getting fired from the show. If nothing else his craziness is entertaining.

 

[HamPster PamPster]

Kwame Jackson for Vice President

 

[demosthenes]

Eh well his plan of putting pressure on companies to keep/pressure factories in the US does work for creating jobs. That's not a bad plan.

What's he going to do? Drive to every corporate office, stare at them and shout at them until they bring the jobs back?

 

[Jawbreaker]

The majority of Americans only have a shallow understanding of politics, so Trump can get away with surface-level politics. Heck, perhaps that's more appealing to some people than hearing the technicalities.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

He sounded like he was making it up as he we t along.

Trump 2016!

 

[speculawyer]

It's like beat poetry, shameless self-promotion, Republican talking points, and endless pandering were put into a blender.

 

[Flo_Evans]

"The Wall"

Reminds me of that scene in pacific rim when the kiaju rips through it and he fat guy goes:

WHY ARE WE EVEN BUILDING THIS THING?!

 

[Condom]

What's he going to do? Drive to every corporate office, stare at them and shout at them until they bring the jobs back?

Governments can pressure companies, yes. Boycot Ford until they change their ways, it is possible.

It isn't the most smooth way to tackle globalization, but it's a way.

 

[nib95]

"The Wall"

Reminds me of that scene in pacific rim when the kiaju rips through it and he fat guy goes:

WHY ARE WE EVEN BUILDING THIS THING?!

Lol.

 

[Dandy Crocodile]

This is like 25 minutes from me, haha. People were coming into work saying they were gonna go later, and some of my friends are involved in the protests outside.