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[Ninja Scooter]

a barber once told me that before he cut my hair.

 

[XS+]

Cool! It sounds like you don't have to pay money for your haircuts.

 

[way more]

It really sounds like a shitty barber.

 

[Mr Gump]

Phew he wasnt talking about sex.

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

Was he massaging your shoulders when he said it?

 

[Goreomedy]

Don't you hate it when your barber's crotch comes down on your elbow? And then stays there...

 

[Matlock]

*spits coke out on laptop*

Haha, motherfucker.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Is this one of those newfangled naked sex barbers that are all the rage these days?

 

[fennec fox]

I used to go to Supercuts, but they always gave me a 5-year-old's haircut and I got sick of it. Now I go to a place in the city where a Chinese man gives me (and probably everyone else he works on) the exact same cut every time -- a short-to-medium, well-trimmed, manly, rugged, and above all radical cut.

 

[ChrisReid]

Your mom gives the best hair cut.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Your mom gives the best hair cut.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!

Aren't you gonna dance back, Ninja Scooter?

 

[Jak140]

I take it you ot a bikini wax?

 

[LakeEarth]

Don't you hate it when your barber's crotch comes down on your elbow? And then stays there...

Umm... I think it might just be your barber.