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[bud]

this just happened to me. i felt this incredible, relaxing sneeze coming up, but just as i was about to sneeze, i had to burp. the sneeze felt uncomfortable.

that burp ruined the sneeze. that burp ruined the rest of my day.

 

[ComputerMKII]

White people problems?

 

[J. M. Romeo]

I absolutely love the burp+sneeze combo.

If you can also rip a fart at the same time, that's probably the next best thing after being in space for a human being.

 

[Divius]

Coughing and sneezing also sucks.

Or sneezing and farting.

 

[daviyoung]

You're one attractive dude. Did you dribble too?

 

[bud]

I absolutely love the burp+sneeze combo.

If you can also rip a fart at the same time, that's probably the next best thing after being in space for a human being.

the farting + sneezing combo only happened to me once.

i'm glad there was no one around me because that was a pretty big fart. it was like an earthquake in my pants.

 

[ReBurn]

I've never experienced the burp/sneeze combo. I've also never had a relaxing sneeze. My sneezes are like the thrust of a jet engine and my sinuses are like someone took a muffler from a Pinto and mounted it on the jet.

 

[Gattsu25]

I hiccup while coughing, every fucking time.

ugh

 

[jediyoshi]

Trying to decide between a yawn and sneeze is rather the hassle as well.

 

[Iztli]

this just happened to me. i felt this incredible, relaxing sneeze coming up, but just as i was about to sneeze, i had to burp. the sneeze felt uncomfortable.

that burp ruined the sneeze. that burp ruined the rest of my day.

I had a lumbar sprain caused by sneezing.....that ruined my month :/

 

[Angry Fork]

I hate all normal human actions which include eating, sneezing, sleeping, drinking etc. I hate that we still have to deal with these things in 2011. I want technology to be able to get rid of these stone-age primate necessities.

 

[ReBurn]

I hate all normal human actions which include eating, sneezing, sleeping, drinking etc. I hate that we still have to deal with these things in 2011. I want technology to be able to get rid of these stone-age primate necessities.

But pooping is kind of fun, right?

 

[daviyoung]

I hate all normal human actions which include eating, sneezing, sleeping, drinking etc. I hate that we still have to deal with these things in 2011. I want technology to be able to get rid of these stone-age primate necessities.

v-gaf represent bro

 

[orion434]

I hate when I have to fart before a sneeze... most likely your going to let that one out, and it's embarasing in public. I knew someone that did that often, then she'd say "better an empty house than an angry tennant"

 

[Zwei]

wat

 

[RevDM]

Once I was eating something and felt a sneeze coming on so I tried to swallow my foot then choked on it as my sneeze began. It was very uncomfortable.

 

[ascii42]

The thing that happens to me occasionally is cough-hiccup-burp in immediate sequence.

Once I was eating something and felt a sneeze coming on so I tried to swallow my foot then choked on it as my sneeze began. It was very uncomfortable.

Sounds like it

 

[bud]

I hate all normal human actions which include eating, sneezing, sleeping, drinking etc. I hate that we still have to deal with these things in 2011. I want technology to be able to get rid of these stone-age primate necessities.

sneezing feels good, man.

 

[greycolumbus]

If you sneeze with your eyes open your eyes will fall out

 

[jambo]

I hate all normal human actions which include eating, sneezing, sleeping, drinking etc. I hate that we still have to deal with these things in 2011. I want technology to be able to get rid of these stone-age primate necessities.

I hate the fact that we have an entertainment district right in the middle if a sewage complex.

 

[johnny_park]

I hiccup while coughing, every fucking time.

ugh

I hiccup after I cough every time. I find it amusing.

 

[Drkirby]

It happened once when I was like 5. It caused me to actually throw up.

 

[DominoKid]

never burp + sneezed before

i've farted + sneezed before though. very risky.

 

[Vestal]

I absolutely love the burp+sneeze combo.

If you can also rip a fart at the same time, that's probably the next best thing after being in space for a human being.

You can't fart and sneeze at the same time...

In the words of George Carlin..

"If you do, you might just blow out your asshole"