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[Odoul]

The Wayans get looked at as bottom of the barrel, but I LOVE this Goddamn movie. Yes it's cartoonish. Yes it's silly. But it can still crack me up. My favorite part's when he goes for a job interview. Just all of his little under the breath remarks and how he kicks all the shit off the managers desk like it's nothing.

Something wierd I noticed with this movie. Most of my family, friends, school etc loved it. Anyway EVERY single white person who I've shown/discussed the movie said "I don't get it."

Any fans?

 

[Bob White]

Great movie but on a real tip, the second letter of the alphabet is B.

 

[mattx5]

"Yo man, I suck yo dick!"

 

[MIMIC]

Yeah, this movie's been cracking me up since it first came out.

"Drive, muthafucka, DRIVE!!" :lol

 

[Tenacious-V]

Yeah fuckin hillarious movie.

Damn girl, you tight!!
Wrong hole fool!

 

[Virgin Wii]

The part with the little kid telling him condoms take away all the feeling cracks me up.

 

[aku:jiki]

I'm white as they come and I get and love it. It's been a pretty long while, but it's definitely on my (very very long) mental list of movies to see (again).

 

[Virgin Wii]

"Yo man, I suck yo dick!"

Yeah, that was pretty hilarious. And probably more realistic.

 

[Malleymal]

the scene where everyone was dancing at the little cookout and they said, look at those freaks over there.. and they see the two people buck nakeddancing... funny :lol

 

[Socreges]

Loc Dog: How much for these chips?
Korean Woman: Das fye dolla!
Loc Dog: Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!

 

[Trevelyon]

I always used to crack up at crazy legs' MC Hammer dream.

Awesome movie!

 

[Jimmy Carter]

"Ashtray! You bitch-ass muthaf***ah!" We spent a whole summer saying that to a friend of ours. The movie is a classic, and a worthy addition to anyone's library.

 

[Coin Return]

(2 men standing against a wall next to each other)

Man 1: ::dials phone::

Man2: ::beeper starts going off, looks at it, picks up phone, starts dialing number::

Man 1 :hone starts ringing, picks it up:: Hello?

Man 2: Yeah man, you page me?

Man 1: Yeah, you ready to be out?

Man 2: Yeah lets roll.

 

[mattx5]

Yo man, I got these cheeesseeburgerrsss.....

 

[Odoul]

You black mothafuckas make me sick.

I hate ya black skin.

I hate my black belt.

I hate black keys on a piano.

I HATE BLACK PEPPA!

I hate my gums cause they black.

I hate Whoopi Goldberg lips.

Hate the back of Forrest Whittaker neck.

But most of all, I hate that black ass Wesley Snipes!

 

[Brian Fellows]

Dashiki thats swahili for doggy style.......

 

[DMczaf]

This is one of my sister and I's favorite movies

[While filling out job application]
Loc Dog: Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

[during job interview]
Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."

Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
Preach: Fuck 'em.

Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

:lol :lol

I need to see it again now

 

[CajoleJuice]

I haven't seen the whole movie, I saw the last half or so over a friend's house. It was hilarious. I just remember the part where the grandma pops out of the dumpster shooting and yelling, "MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!" or something to that effect.

 

[demi]

You know where the power is?

In the bullets!

 

[hobbitx]

One of my all time favorite comedies ever, they used to wear the shit out of this movie on and BET Starz and I still watched the hell out of it.

Preach: You see that's what I'm talking about! It's time for us to stop all this black on black violence!
Crazy Legs: What about that time you shot Myron?
Preach: No, you see Myron was lightskinned.
Everyone: OOOOOOhhh that's true.....
:lol

Great movie but on a real tip, the second letter of the alphabet is B.

:lol :lol I loved that scene.

Tasty thinks about it for 3 seconds......MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

My heart stopped after that scene!

 

[isamu]

Is the black co-star chick in the movie the same chick that was in Malibu's Most Wanted?

 

[rc213]

Message! :lol

 

[Brian Fellows]

One of my all time favorite comedies ever, they used to wear the shit out of this movie on and BET Starz and I still watched the hell out of it.

Preach: You see that's what I'm talking about! It's time for us to stop all this black on black violence!
Crazy Legs: What about that time you shot Myron?
Preach: No, you see Myron was lightskinned.
Everyone: OOOOOOhhh that's true.....
:lol



:lol :lol I loved that scene.

Tasty thinks about it for 3 seconds......MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

My heart stopped after that scene!

Cuz when you take that bus....you get there.

 

[iceDragon7]

*Wayans bros walk into supermarket*
Store bell rings* "Niggaa" *
:lol :lol
Then when they're looking around, the asian lady keeps a close eye on them
"HurryUpAndBuy!"

Also the part where crazy legs is in the hospital and starts to panick that he can't feel his legs, so everyone starts to cry until they realize he never could walk in the first place. Hilarious

 

[hobbitx]

Cuz if you take that bus....you get there.

Record Exec: ............uh yeah THAT'S HEAVY!
Ice: What? You mean you actually understand this muhfukka?
Record Exec: ......Oh yeeeah!

Also the part where crazy legs is in the hospital and starts to panick that he can't feel his legs, so everyone starts to cry until they realize he never could walk in the first place. Hilarious

God was that hilarious! Crazy legs had the freakiest laugh too, someone need to make a wav of that.

You know what else what hilarious in this movie? All those crazy ass signs in the background.
"Black to the future" and "Robrocop" :lol

 

[demi]

"I wouldn't stop if I were you"


Happy birthday homie...

For me?

Yeah.

Happy birthday homeboy...

For me?

Yeah, make a wish.

*breathe in...* *BANG*

 

[iceDragon7]

You know what else what hilarious in this movie? All those crazy ass signs in the background.
"Black to the future" and "Robrocop" :lol

Acctually it was RoboPimp from what I remember, and also the names on the cereal boxes can't remember what they said.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Weedies!

 

[hobbitx]

Proudly endorsed by Dr. Dre! :lol

 

[op_ivy]

dad "so, your going out to a party tonight. bet theres gonna be some drinking. let me tell you a little about drinking and driving... BOY THAT SHIT IS FUN!"

 

[demi]

dad "so, your going out to a party tonight. bet theres gonna be some drinking. let me tell you a little about drinking and driving... BOY THAT SHIT IS FUN!"

demi "so, you plan on using a 600k filesize avatar. but that's a bit big. let me tell you something about large avatars and file size... THAT SHIT IS WIGGEDY-WACK!"


ok seriously let me put another quote.


"did you use a condom?"

"um, no."

"THAT'S MY BOY!"

 

[ToxicAdam]

That was a great movie to get high to. Hilarious. (Is it over a decade old now?)


One of my favorite scenes is when that guy gets out of jail, and he is at the BBQ looking at people through his mirror ... trading shit for a pack of cigs .. passing shanks.

"...and then the water runs down the crack of his ass ... mmmm .. " ....(everyone at the table gives him a wierd look) .... "What?" (looks around) "I'm just playing! Them's jokes!"

 

[EdLuva]

HURRY UP AND BUY!!

 

[Jim Bowie]

When that white sniper shot the black college kid, shouting "Yeah", and crossed his name off of the list, I died laughing :lol

 

[DarienA]

When that white sniper shot the black college kid, shouting "Yeah", and crossed his name off of the list, I died laughing :lol

Didn't something like that also happen when Loc Dog was in the small grocery store? I only vaguely remember it... the white guy gave him a glove or something? I haven't seen the movie in eons but it was definitely funny(adds to DVD purchase list).

EDIT:

Thanks demi! :lol I gotta pick that movie up again.

 

[demi]

Didn't something like that also happen when Loc Dog was in the small grocery store? I only vaguely remember it... the white guy gave him a glove or something? I haven't seen the movie in eons but it was definitely funny(adds to DVD purchase list).

The white guy shoots the clerks, and tosses Loc Dog the gun. From here, inconspicuous white guy whips out his pad labeled Black Men to Frame or something, and crosses Loc Dog's name off, with other people left such as O.J. Simpson....

"...the man!"

 

[Odoul]

Is the black co-star chick in the movie the same chick that was in Malibu's Most Wanted?

No. She was in all the Scary Movie's though. She was also in Paid In Full. Don't know her name but she is kind of cute. I think Dashiki was in Baby Boy.

I almost forgot one of the best parts. Ashtray's reading his dad a porno bedtime story and he jacks himself to sleep.

Damn, watching Soul Plane after this and the Friday's(mainly the first) is vomit inducing.

 

[OmniGamer]

Message! :lol

Ha, beaten to it :lol

 

[Neo_ZX]

One for me... one for my homies...

*pours drink