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[Willco]

yer rapper:he's whack dude, does he even try?
can he do what mine do? think you should say buh-bye.

get up on the mike like a five on a fifty.
quickly avoid the hickeys of the bucktoothed bitties.
fake timberlake just to be by britney.
smoke that pipe with witney, shoot that blow with iggy.
l.i.b, n.y.c and all places in between,
you could call me a mint cuz I make the green.
i make the scene. i make believe that you all was naked,
so i wouldn't have to fake it, just copy and paste it,
like adobe photoshop, red foreman in robocop,
i get up on the mike and you know i won't fuckin stop.
it's like the props of carrot top, or yellow stains in my socks.
you acting like you hip? yer all hepped up on hopps.
so just do the body rock, cuz the beat just be so bumpin,.
let's get our groove on before our carriage is a pumpkin,
before they outlaw fuckin, not bad for a drunken munchkin.
my name is mc chris welcome to my lyric luncheon.

word up, word up, word up, word up and you know.

chrous
name's mc, my band's the lee majors
put us on the bill, and boy ya hit paydirt
when i'm on the mike, girlies wanna flizzirt
but i tell'm chill like a dq blizzard

half corn beef and cabbage, half fred savage.
the better than average rapper with the have to have it habit.
heir apperants on my carrot like they was jessica rabbit,
like fake wood paneling on the side of stationwagons.
fraggle rock on the box, fruit loops on my chin,
wonderin if I'm ever really gonna fit in,
or be a son of a bitch with a gut and some tits
or a roaming casanova with my dick in a (censored.)
I'll be back in a bit, I gotta floss my johnson,
make that cream for the state wisconsin.
you say all of my shit is complete nonsense,
fuck my cd and the shitty ass contents.
bullshit, my shit's the bomb.
siamese twins want menage a trois.
robot bitches want their backs massaged.
they may not be real but them tits is large.

(damn) word up, word up, word up, word up and you know.

chorus

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I love The OT.

 

[yoshifumi]

are those brownie batter blizzards any good?

they look like they'd kill an elephant

 

[StrikerObi]

are those brownie batter blizzards any good?

they look like they'd kill an elephant

Fuck yes they are awesome.

 

[Archaix]

Damn, I was avoiding this thread because the first thing I thought of was MC Chris and I was sure I'd be disappointed with the actual topic.

 

[FortNinety]

Back in the days, where I grew up, DQ used to serve beef nuggets. It's like chicken nuggets, but with beef inside. And they were good, I shit you not.

 

[tedtropy]

I used to eat a regular lunch at Dairy Queen consisting of the hunger buster sandwich combo, sans any vegetables, with cheese on the fries, a Dr. Pepper, and brownie earthquake. I wisely choose to stop that habit before I began shitting blood...

 

[BuddyC]

are those brownie batter blizzards any good?

they look like they'd kill an elephant

they're wonderful. i had one for breakfast this morning.

 

[teepo]

oh man i'd kill for a blizzard right now. damn you wilco.. DAMN YOU!

 

[B'z-chan]

Mc Chris Rocks and i must try this brownie blizard they still makem at DQ?

 

[Team Rancid]

LOVE the Fudge Stripe blizzard. Damn, I want one now.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Why didn't the OT image with the guy at the computer rather than the surfer never catch on? That was far better.

 

[FnordChan]

FnordChan, Scrumpdillyishhus!

 

[SteveMeister]

Large DQ Oreo Cookies Blizzard nutrition facts:

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size:  1 large • 500g
Amount Per Serving
Calories  1010	Calories from Fat  340
                                 % DV*
Total Fat  37g	                   57%
    Saturated Fat  18g	           90%
Cholesterol 70mg	           23%
Sodium  770mg	                   32%
Total Carbohydrate  148g	   49%
    Dietary Fiber  2g	            8%
    Sugars  113g	 
Protein  19g	                   38%
Vitamin A  30%	•    Vitamin C      4%
Calcium  60%	•    Iron          25%

 

[wandering goat]

Jesus, summer's ending and I still haven't had a chocolate dipped cone from there. I'm going to have to get right on that.

 

[yoshifumi]

Large DQ Oreo Cookies Blizzard nutrition facts:

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size:  1 large • 500g
Amount Per Serving
Calories  1010	Calories from Fat  340
                                 % DV*
Total Fat  37g	                   57%
    Saturated Fat  18g	           90%
Cholesterol 70mg	           23%
Sodium  770mg	                   32%
Total Carbohydrate  148g	   49%
    Dietary Fiber  2g	            8%
    Sugars  113g	 
Protein  19g	                   38%
Vitamin A  30%	•    Vitamin C      4%
Calcium  60%	•    Iron          25%

that's actually not as bad as a movie theater's bag of reese's pieces. a single bag of those has 36g (180%dv) of saturated fat. granted it's 6 servings in a bag, but everybody eats the whole bag.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I heart Reeses Cup blizzards

 

[tedtropy]

The face you will soon be making after finishing any meal or snack at Dairy Queen.

 

[bishoptl]

Why don't they just call it the Colon Blow and be done with it. Eat more healthy fruit and snacks!

 

[EdLuva]

The face you will soon be making after finishing any meal or snack at Dairy Queen.

:lol So true!!

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Furious with Super-Anger(tm)?
The DQ I went to stunk of bleach, while aneamic unappetizing hotdogs spun in the roto-retch

 

[Drensch]

D-D-Q Bilizzard D-D-Q Blizzard!

 

[Kruza]

Wilco, you are downright cruel for starting this thread! Getting me to stare at that oh so delicious Oreo cookie Blizzard while I'm at work. This is just plain brutal emotional torture. Argh!

Kruza

 

[Blinky]

Can someone explain "The OT" to me. I think I got here a bit late, or just missed it.

 

[LuckyBrand]

chocolate ice cream and reeses peanut butter cups.. yummy.

my girlfriend is obsessed with the brownie batter blizzard...