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[Snuggles]

Apparently I was a total jerk last night. I was hitting on my GF's hot friend right in front of her and flipped over some dude's basket of popcorn for no reason. Fuck me. Not leaving the house for like a week. I'm so tired.

 

[freenudemacusers]

damn

i hope you're staying out of it for your sake. i got dragged into my parent's separation while i was in college and it kinda fucked me up for a bit. it was all worth it in the end though

Spoiler

since they reconciled and got back together. fuckers.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

You flipped over a dude's popcorn basket? What in the fuck?

 

[EloquentM]

Lmfao I'm surprised you didn't get into a fight.

 

[kehs]

Apparently I was a total jerk last night. I was hitting on my GF's hot friend right in front of her and flipped over some dude's basket of popcorn for no reason. Fuck me. Not leaving the house for like a week. I'm so tired.

your a dickhead wtf man

that popped kernels

 

[Snuggles]

I'm a bad person. I should be put to sleep.
😑💉💀

 

[EloquentM]

Badass

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I feel like Manny listens to The Scientist by Coldplay before he goes on a date with a girl.

 

[kehs]

why do you guys keep posting square ascii codes

 

[arab]

seriously
manny you shouls have let this thread fourloko status before making the new one

 

[EloquentM]

Gawd dammit fuck you all

 

[Snuggles]

Gawd dammit fuck you all

Fuck yourself. This is the mess you made. We gotta rub your nose in it or else you won't ever learn.👃💩👎

 

[freenudemacusers]

pity posting so this thread lives to the end

 

[EloquentM]

Fuck yourself. This is the mess you made. We gotta rub your nose in it or else you won't ever learn.

Go fuck a bag of popcorn.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Go fuck a bag of popcorn.

It's all buttery lubed.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I love how peppermint soap is like a menthol for your urethra

 

[coldvein]

this fucking thread.

love the bat picture

 

[freenudemacusers]

I love how peppermint soap is like a menthol for your urethra

peppermint bronners on your dick

whew

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

mac, tbs marks their packages down to nothing to avoid customs. that's why most people get 25 dollar customs fees. if any at all.

 

[freenudemacusers]

too afraid. can't do it.

 

[coldvein]

duke i about to lose

who the fuck is mercer

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I like to live on the edge. Every time I order the thrill is like being with a woman and cumming.

 

[arab]

peppermint bronners on your dick

whew

i'm erect 🎊🎏

 

[kehs]

you guys remember that time when elo made a thread noone wanted to post in

 

[Snuggles]

you guys remember that time when elo made a thread noone wanted to post in

No, I don't.

 

[kehs]

im thinking of running for public office how much do you think i need to buy evilore off so he can erase my account


*this has NOTHING to do with my hedgefund investment

 

[EloquentM]

The date has been cancelled

 

[kehs]

what?!

I was supposed to get 300 bucks for that date.

 

[arab]

i highly recommend sleepaway camp

 

[AcridMeat]

Seriously though.

That is such a bitchin' image for the new OP.

I agree this should be in the new OP. It's dope.

It's like a glimpse into a world where snuggler and I were roommates.

The date has been cancelled

She must be a lurker of this thread.

Spoiler

Really though that sucks.

 

[arab]

The date has been cancelled

i think your drunk thread karma is now balanced again

 

[kehs]

elo has a double name change tag, he should be put to death

 

[Deleted member 22576]

My buddy is seriously considering buying an n97 and I'm jealous.

 

[kehs]

is that the nokia phone?

i almost bought that but end up with an n1

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Thread is slowing down too much.

 

[kehs]

no one can figure out how to work the time card machine to clock out

 

[DrM]

damn wasted for the first time in weeks. Mixed schnapps with wine. Kicked in suddenly like vtec

 

[Deleted member 22576]

is that the nokia phone?

i almost bought that but end up with an n1

Yeah he just wants a qwerty phone for texting and no data and were lookin at vintage meego devices and it's hardcore as fuck. I was telling him to get a palm pre.

 

[kehs]

you dont even know how hardcore i was about meego

 

[Deleted member 22576]

It's gonna be legitimately alternate reality around here. I remember that thread!

 

[kehs]

jtwo when are we getting married

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I don't think our lives are compatible

 

[Wool]

This Dark Souls 2 is something else.


I bought a bottle of Powers Whiskey for March 17th. It's great




What's with this new OP business? I got a title in mind


{}{}{}~~\\~~~~drunk thread four ~~~~//~~{}{}{}

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Whoa dude its like electricity. I like it.

Also so apparently it takes just about a year to fill up one of these threads.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't think our lives are compatible

damn, this is an even better dump line than it's not you it's me

 

[kehs]

I don't think our lives are compatible

time to live a life with a woman who hates me but gives me that v out of pity because she has intimacy issues who cries at home while im gunning for jtwo in the darkness of night

 

[Deleted member 22576]

damn, this is an even better dump line than it's not you it's me

I've had lots of practice.

 

[kehs]

the irony is that our lives are totally compatible

#simp

 

[kehs]

I lost track of who i am

 

[ZeroRay]

I will feast on Denny's tonight....alone.