I just want to play the computer and have someone to be nice to who really appreciates it.
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in the mean time I'll just drink a bunch of beers, listen to teenage fanclub and sulk
You think girls squirting is gross?
Oh.It was period blood. Everywhere. Not squirt.
Think of all the joy you brought to the world through that GIF, though.
Linus said:Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Despicable me is kind of wry, but no, we stick to the og ones for a reason. A lot of modern kid shit is extremely loud and hyperactive. Aka annoying.I don't really keep up with children's movies anymore, but there is no way they've got this kind of dialogue.
why'd we have to evolve to learn to cook really delicious foods instead of just like not caring and just eating for basic sustenance?
in other words, I'm tired of caring about my diet
Despicable me is kind of wry, but no, we stick to the og ones for a reason. A lot of modern kid shit is extremely loud and hyperactive. Aka annoying.
Well start with watership down and go from theremacuser has your kid seen The Exorcist yet?
I bet they have some sweet prototype shit in the bowels of NASA.My big idea for an invention is food pellets. Basically it's just all of your necessary nutrients for the day packed into one small but dense and flavorless pellet that can be swallowed with water. Food is so dumb, a waste of time that gets you fat.
My big idea for an invention is food pellets. Basically it's just all of your necessary nutrients for the day packed into one small but dense and flavorless pellet that can be swallowed with water. Food is so dumb, a waste of time that gets you fat.
Fell asleep from drinking ipa maximus woke up and sshowered now i have wet hair and im gonna watch shaun of the dead which ive never seen before just waiting for my buddy to show up
i wish someone could have filmed my weekend and cut it into a trendy montage i didnt do anything but go through old stuff, cook, and drink and smoke
I bet we all have just the worst apartments.
getting stoned, taking a shower and then hopping into a bed with freshly cleaned sheets and a nearby window thats cracked and bringing in cool, crisp air is the most serene feeling in the world