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[Companion Cube]

What you might read/see is pretty graphic...

Shortly after midnight last Friday, four security cameras at the Delta Queen Classic Car Wash captured images of a driver running over ducks five or six times in a 16-minute rampage. The driver also got out of his car several times to chase the birds -- some of them ducklings -- and appeared to grab one or two by the neck and throw them against or into his car.

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We've got an APB for a late 80's/early 90's 2 door red Acura with vanity plates and a blue sticker in the rear window. Peel your eyes, folks.

(Sorry to be such a Debbie Downer, I didn't find any articles about teachers & students having sex that haven't been posted yet so this was the next piece of interest.)

 

[Red Scarlet]

What a cockmongler.

 

[Companion Cube]

Yea I know. But did you hear what happened about some ducks at a carwash? (eh? EH?!)

 

[xsarien]

Fucking monster. Also, a fucking idiot. If you're gonna pull a stunt like that, don't do it in a car with vanity plates.

 

[Wario64]

saw this video a bunch of times today on the news (the place is only a few miles away from here)

hope the bastard gets caught


they said they would charge him with a felony for every time he attempted to drive over the ducks or some crap like that

 

[Matlock]

Man, that guy is quackers.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

when they catch him, his goose is cooked!

 

[Matlock]

He may look calm on the surface, but he's going crazy underneath.

 

[Companion Cube]

:lol O GAF...

they said they would charge him with a felony for every time he attempted to drive over the ducks or some crap like that

Animal abuse can get you 3 years in prison so they're trying to get him on 30, 3 for every duck.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

:lol O GAF...

Animal abuse can get you 3 years in prison so they're trying to get him on 30, 3 for every duck.

Sounds like they are just trying to stuff charges.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!

 

[Mejilan]

That sick fuck.

G-d damn. Those poor ducks. Man, that video's gonna fuck me up tonight.

Stupid bastard. I hope he gets caught.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Someone needs to tie that fuckwit up by the hands and feet, leave him to struggle on the road and run HIM over a few times with a TRUCK.

 

[Pack of Wild Rats]

I have a strange urge to hunt this guy down and beat the shit out of him. If there is one animal/bird/creature I care abou, its ducks. I really have no idea why though.

 

[nextgeneration]

What the f***??!! Sick bastard!

The first ducks to be killed were among the oldest, Foley said. “They were like grandma and grandpa,” he said. Over the years, the birds have become like pets, pecking at the feet of employees and following them around. “They’re like dogs,” Foley said.

Many of the ducks are descendants of a pair named Cheese and Quackers, a gift to the car wash owners from a customer in 1972. About 15 remained after last Friday’s rampage.

This makes me sad.

 

[Lo-Volt]

Mean as hell. What the hell did ducks ever do to this guy?

 

[The Faceless Master]

they should have ducked out of the way...

good thing it wasn't rabbit season!

 

[Desperado]

i weep for humanity

and duckmanity

 

[Wafflecopter]

What a asshole.

 

[rc213]

Quick someone get Darkwing Duck on the case.

 

[Jeffahn]

I like duck(s). What a waste.

...

 

[Ferrio]

I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck. I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop. I said, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have something on it. She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, I said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75!" I said, "It's for a duck!" "Oh, then it's free." I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" When I think of a duck's friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.

RIP Mitch.

 

[GoutPatrol]

Those poor baby duckies...

 

[iapetus]

March of the Sinister Ducks

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

[Diablos]

I remember you posting that song
Had the chorus stuck in my head for days :|

 

[DECK'ARD]

Sinister Ducks - The Movie

 

[DieNgamers]

Where is the vid of this? not sinisterducks but this security cam video?

 

[belgurdo]

In before "ducks should be valued more than humans because they're cuter than humans" X 100...

...but anyway, what a dumb fucker. No point in doing this (couldn't he have found another way to vent?) and if he really needed to do it, why did he do it in his rather visually distinct personal vehicle AND get out to ensure people could get a good look at him?

 

[Sumidor]

:'(

 

[Desperado]

:'(

Their gum is touching. wtf.

 

[Lo-Volt]

Ducks are nice. And fuck people who run them over.