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[Salsa]

I thought this had lost the Duke rights and was called some horrific generic name instead.

edit: oh just found the news. Nevermind.

 

[Roxas]

There's a new trailer:

Duke Nukem New Trailer

Any more impressions Roxas?

Yes, now that the novelty of running through the same levels and settings shooting shit up has worn off, i can see just how terrible this is. Graphics are pathetic and are waaaaay worse than even the PS1 games.

The shooting is just plain wierd. Im shooting enemies right infront of me, and about 50% of the bullets dont even register.

The game was clearly changed back to Duke Nukem at the last moment too . Its like they slapped back the main character to Duke, added in some Women and a few pig cops, and voila! a Duke Nukem game. Some of the enemies later on dont belong in a Duke game, giant robots? ehhh....

The only redeeming factors it has so far is that i can use the analogue stick on the 3DS to control Duke. And also Jon St. John doing the VO again.

I'm uploading a quick vid of me blasting through the 1st level. Not very good and has no sound though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Rj33QG5Lw

 

[wrowa]

There's a new trailer:

Duke Nukem New Trailer

Any more impressions Roxas?

That trailer probably was more expensive than the development of the game.

 

[Shiggy]

Review

Huge success!

 

[Roxas]

Review

Huge success!

2/20, ouch :lol:

 

[TheOGB]

Yes, now that the novelty of running through the same levels and settings shooting shit up has worn off, i can see just how terrible this is. Graphics are pathetic and are waaaaay worse than even the PS1 games.

The shooting is just plain wierd. Im shooting enemies right infront of me, and about 50% of the bullets dont even register.

The game was clearly changed back to Duke Nukem at the last moment too . Its like they slapped back the main character to Duke, added in some Women and a few pig cops, and voila! a Duke Nukem game. Some of the enemies later on dont belong in a Duke game, giant robots? ehhh....

The only redeeming factors it has so far is that i can use the analogue stick on the 3DS to control Duke. And also Jon St. John doing the VO again.

I'm uploading a quick vid of me blasting through the 1st level. Not very good and has no sound though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Rj33QG5Lw

Bwahahaha, same death animation every time

 

[Haunted]

Attaching a beloved IP to a complete turd has never been, and will never be, a good idea.

 

[How About No]

Wow. I watched the video, first though "Oh! It actually doesn't look too bad!"

Then I watched Duke's shooting animation. And punch.

.__.

 

[Takao]

Bwahahaha the PSP version was cancelled. I wonder how bad that must've been.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

There's a new trailer:

Duke Nukem New Trailer

Any more impressions Roxas?

Ha, the first half of that trailer looks like a totally different game, and they just Photoshopped "BABES" and a poorly pasted picture of Duke into it.

 

[Teknoman]

With something so crappy, arent they just damaging the brand?

 

[goodcow]

With something so crappy, arent they just damaging the brand?

 

[JadedOne]

The infamous E3 2008 reveal

WTF is this?! I don't know what that is but it is not a trailer. Possibly the worst "trailer" I have ever seen. Do not watch it people. It's that bad.

 

[Beth Cyra]

Now this just raises the question, how long till people start defending this piece of trash like they do Shadow.

 

[ryūkotsusei]

omg... the graphics are going critical, sir! We must do something before it goes under the PSP threshold!

Warning! Critical ass level reached! Warning!

NOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Shiggy]

Nobody bought this great piece of software?

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Oh wow, that would look like shit even back in the 32-bit era. Jesus.

 

[Backfoggen]

Wow, this may just be the worst looking 3D game I've ever seen.

 

[Funky Papa]

Now this just raises the question, how long till people start defending this piece of trash like they do Shadow.

Whait, did you just said that there are people who defend Shadow?

Really?

 

[mrpeabody]

DN1 and 2 are still fun little platformers, and have never been rereleased as far as I can tell. Update the sprites and sound, add some music, and boom, you have something a million times more fun than this turd.

 

[Aru]

Wasn't the title supposed to be Critical Mess ?

 

[Yottamole]

Ha, the first half of that trailer looks like a totally different game, and they just Photoshopped "BABES" and a poorly pasted picture of Duke into it.

The first half feels like Mass Effect 3.

 

[Shiggy]

Looks like this game is better than Duke Nukem Forever hahaha

 

[Takao]

I saw this game at Wal-Mart last week.

I guess it's out in NA now?

 

[DangerStepp]

I saw this game at Wal-Mart last week.

I guess it's out in NA now?

Time to PARTY IT UP in this thread!! WOOO!