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Dumbest scenes in movies

nkarafo

Member
Was watching "The Day after Tomorrow" recently and there's this scene where the protagonist and a bunch of people take shelter in a library. There is a big fireplace and they decide to burn books in order to get warm. There's even a guy who protests about book burning and the protagonist is all like "do you want to freeze to death"?

Meanwhile, in the very same library there are tons of easily breakable wooden chairs and other wooden furniture. They could keep that fireplace burning for weeks without throwing a single book (except maybe one for kindling).

Not to mention paper sucks for fireplace fuel.

Because libraries = books, right? If we have to use something in any way while in a library, it has to be books.

I felt so dumb watching this.
 
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Legolas surfing the shield in Two Towers was pretty dumb now that I think about it.

Mutt swinging through the vines with the monkeys in Indiana Jones & the Crystal Skull was pretty bad too.
 
What about another Emmerich masterpiece Independence Day? Where they can fly to an alien mothership, hack its o/s and install a virus on it?

Wasnt there a line in the movie that all the technological advances since the 50's were reverse engineered from the crashed ship?

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Alien 3 were the warden steadfastly refuses to believe Ripley and the existence of Aliens, even though the previous movie makes it clear humans have had contact with extra terrestrials.
 

John2290

Member
What about another Emmerich masterpiece Independence Day? Where they can fly to an alien mothership, hack its o/s and install a virus on it?
In a film about city sized flying discs that remain stable a half mile up in some zero gravity field which shoot a beam off energy at a single point to take out miles of city, hmm. I don't think Emmerichs films are to be pulled apart with logic, they're dumb shut your brain off, fun.
 

John2290

Member
All the cut scenes from No country for old men along with all the scenes in the later third of the film. I've never seen a film go from being so great to being so shit, so utterly quickly.
 

mcz117chief

Member
Alien 3 were the warden steadfastly refuses to believe Ripley and the existence of Aliens, even though the previous movie makes it clear humans have had contact with extra terrestrials.
Not even the board of Weyland Yutani (publically anyway, they still weren't sure on the details) or the marines believed Ripley and suddenly some warden from the biggest backwater imaginable is supposed to be "in the know"? You for real, mate?
 
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Barnabot

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in kung pow the old lady could saved the baby but she instead decided to let the baby to continue rolling down the hill:


also the chosen one could have escaped that net easily..but noo...



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poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
The ending of Law Abiding Citizen where the supremely meticulous planner with infinite resources and a mastery of technology doesn't have even a webcam set-up to protect his secret base of operations.
Pisses me off to this day and ruined what was a half decent movie.
 
The ending of Law Abiding Citizen where the supremely meticulous planner with infinite resources and a mastery of technology doesn't have even a webcam set-up to protect his secret base of operations.
Pisses me off to this day and ruined what was a half decent movie.

That was so typical to me, yes, was actually interesting film until then. They just had to have a "happy" ending.
 

Fbh

Member
The opening crawl of Raise of Skywalker when it's like "oh by the way Palpatine is back....and we announced it on Fortnite!!!!"


Prometheus, the entire movie.

Oh come on.....the opening scene with scenery shots and the nice music was great
 
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Exactly! All of the sudden she became the most powerful Jedi ever.

Using the force to pull yourself inside in an environment where any amount of inertia applied to an object will cause it to head in the direction it's pushed forever because there's literally no resistance? Definitely more powerful than any other Jedi.
 

johntown

Banned
Using the force to pull yourself inside in an environment where any amount of inertia applied to an object will cause it to head in the direction it's pushed forever because there's literally no resistance? Definitely more powerful than any other Jedi.
I meant more surviving being blasted out into space from and exploding spaceship and surviving in space itself.
 
I meant more surviving being blasted out into space from and exploding spaceship and surviving in space itself.


Keep in mind this is a franchise that has explosions and sound in space.

"In reality, however, animal experiments and human accidents have shown that people can likely survive exposure to vacuum conditions for at least a couple of minutes."

 

johntown

Banned
Keep in mind this is a franchise that has explosions and sound in space.

"In reality, however, animal experiments and human accidents have shown that people can likely survive exposure to vacuum conditions for at least a couple of minutes."

We can go back and forth on this and even claim she had some force bubble around her. They can literally make up anything with the force and the last set of movies shows that. I know why they did what they did but that is another discussion altogether.

EDIT: A more realistic view of survival in space is in Event Horizon when he is outside for about 30-60 seconds without a suit.
 
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We can go back and forth on this and even claim she had some force bubble around her. They can literally make up anything with the force and the last set of movies shows that. I know why they did what they did but that is another discussion altogether.

The OT is proof they can make up anything with the force, every subsequent film featured new force powers not in existence in the prior film(s).
 
Most of Black Panther, but especially the scene at the end with the whole bury me in the ocean thing. Also the confrontation in the throne room. Fuck that film.
 
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