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E3 2009 Nintendo Conference Thread

See, I don't get it. If this was an art console where people sit, alone, experience the games, the vitality thing would make sense. A lot of people only play the Wii with greasy fingers and variable heart rates during Thanksgiving. A party atmosphere is not conducive to this idea.

...YOSHI RETURNS, BITCHES.
 
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GALAXY 2 WITH YOSHI!!!
 
alright shut the fuck up, EVERYONE, you're now getting both a 3D and a 2D Mario game on the Wii.

NO MORE BITCHING ABOUT NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT


I, on the other hand, am still waiting for a proper StarFox. =(
 
Saw some fun games for Wii and DS, so I got what I wanted. But I know you guys aren't pleased.

Gimme the meltdowns, boys.
 
HEY 3D MARIO!

stop your bitching, kids!

it uses the vitality meter as your real life health meter. If you get too nervous, Mario fucking DIES!!
 
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