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[EmCeeGramr]

yeah, don't show any shooting, just show lolis


edit: now you know what no more heroes was making fun of, loli shooters are An Actual Thing in Japan

 

[V_Ben]

wha. talk about cutting it short :lol

 

[LowParry]

Wtf........? Loli moe action and NO gameplay? Woooooooooooooow!

 

[Lijik]

gonna watch it afterwards on gametrailers.

Haven't been following the conference, is it hilariously bad like ubi's or genuinely funny?

This conference makes Ubisoft's look like Nintendo's conf this year.

 

[Varion]

Horror shit, to ONE MILLION TROOPS, to sky loli moe shit.

Is this the same conference?

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

That censorship :lol :lol

 

[TheGreatDave]

That ending was so awkward. Figures.

 

[InfiniteNine]

NO GAMEPLAY FOR OTOMEDIUS!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Just what the conference needed semi naked lolis!!!


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Levi]

It's moe gradius!

Comes with a free cyanide pill and a note: "Do the right thing"

 

[spons]

Oh boy, a kinect game.

 

[Urban Scholar]

You know I think this is my favorite conference. I love how awkward and hilarious things are turning out.

 

[Chamber]

Kinect

Dear God, it's getting worse.

 

[RPG_Fanatic]

What did I just watch?

Edit: On to the Kinect game.

 

[Patryn]

Oh god, here comes Kinect. I'm cringing.

 

[DangerStepp]

Was that Sailor Moon?

 

[plasmasd]

OMG

hahahahahaahha wow you call that a trailer.

wow konami LOL

 

[wrowa]

omg that guy seemed... like... he actually... prepared himself for the conference.

I'm shocked. So, so shocked.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Now everyone gets to watch Hentai in an auditorium together.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[edit] LOVE TO SURF AND SHOWBOARD !!!!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Cruzader]

Holy shit, this title sounds crazy:

Otomedius Excellent!

:lol :lol

What is this?

Pedobear approved game confirmed.

 

[Prophet Steve]

A joke right?

 

[Raxus]

Kinect. Now we know it is uphill from here!

 

[nocode]

HAHAHAHAHA What the fuck was that trailer????? Japan, I don't understand.

 

[timetokill]

Yes, a Kinect title can only make this conference less awkward

 

[Backfoggen]

How can he speak about THAT so seriously.

 

[-COOLIO-]

shoot the core

but 1 myllllion truuuuuuuuups

SHOOT THE CORE

BUT I WILL SUCKED

 

[NeoUltima]

Whoa wtf, that suit looks huge on him.

 

[Xater]

WHAT KIND OF TRAILER IS THAT

I DON'T KNOW! I AM DYING OVER HERE! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Acidote]

You can say whatever you want to say, but this conference is the one I'm having more fun with by far. I'm not buying any of their games, but this conference, I'd even pay to see something similar next year.

 

[Chairhome]

I can't watch this in my hotel, but I wish I could. I really think that konami itself has gone downhill, only look forward to their mgs and castlevania games. Kojipro should become its own publisher :-/

 

[Gospel]

Pure White Giant Glastonbury Strawberry's Unit!!

Okay good, I thought I as the only one that saw the resemblance :lol

 

[TL4E]

Adrenaline ... but it's spelled wrong! That makes it 10 times cooler.

 

[u_neek]

This conference makes all their games seem like shit.

 

[Riddler]

Poor guy. Best presenter of the lot and they stick him with Otomedius. That's just sick and cruel.

He's the only one so far that cares beside the president.

 

[Enron]

Oh my god what is this shit

 

[sixteen-bit]

I just love how every shooter game has to have a bunch of anime chicks in it!! Who else should fly the ships??

They ARE the ships

 

[Dedication Through Light]

NO GAMEPLAY FOR OTOMEDIUS!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

I wanna know how the game plays!!! lol.

 

[sdornan]

Funky Student loves to snowboard!

 

[ClosingADoor]

BATTLE TO THE BOTTOM

 

[Instro]

His suit looks too big

 

[LowParry]

Mercury!? Kojima? Someone fucking save this conference!

 

[SolidSnakex]

This dude sounds like he's reading a press release.

 

[Rapstah]

So basically, where this guy works they spend all day jacking off to anime characters, snowboarding and skateboarding. No wonder they didn't have time to rehearse the speech.

 

[bishopcruz]

"It's a battle to the bottom" the slogan of this E3.

 

[TheGreatDave]

Imagine what it's like to try and sell a game nobody cares about to an audience of jaded assholes. Poor bastard.

 

[thetrin]

Otomedius is actually a pretty great game...and they didnt show fucking anything....

 

[squinters]

"It's a battle to the bottom"

And Konami's already won

 

[Zero-Crescent]

Just have this guy do the rest of the conference.

 

[MickeyKnox]

UBIsoft '09 is finally dethroned as the greatest E3 conference.

 

[plasmasd]

Hey guys, its a race to the bottom!