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[D-X]

"EA CRICKET: EXCLUSIVE NEW SHOT #1
The national sport of England. Simple, beautiful, timeless and enjoyed by all -- but that's enough about 'Snake' on Nokia mobile phones.

THE POINT IS...
We've made some "jokes" about how EA's Cricket 2005 might look, considering that EA is making games mainly for pikey youths who want to work at Jamster when they leave school so they get all the free ring tones they could ever want.

Here's the first. More cricket "hilarity" all week. Friday's is the best.

EA has captured the essence of the sport and enhanced it by including several exciting new "special moves".


EA CRICKET: EXCLUSIVE NEW SHOT #2

Snoop "Doggy" Dogg is on-hand to offer tips and advice, as you battle up the world rankings and gain respect of rival cricketing gangs. "


www.ukresistance.co.uk

 

[axxxj]

lol i found it funny

 

[Commander_Zorg]

I don't ask people to do this, you know.

 

[Jonnyram]

:lol

Is there gonna be an EA Street Krikit?

 

[deadfish]

heh, funny stuff.

 

[Folder]

I don't ask people to do this, you know.

Commander_Zorg
that UKR wanker
(Today, 10:12 AM)

Wow. 13 posts and tagged in such a way.
GAF mods are TEH BESTEST!!111

 

[segasonic]

This is from an actual EA presentation...

 

[Vormund]

a hip hop demographic..... >_<

 

[Kiriku]

I see they have yet to cover the profitable angst demographic.

 

[Shinobi]

This is from an actual EA presentation...

:lol No fucking way...

UK-R's on point BTW...the amount of idiot scam EA throws into it's games in the name of "depth" is simply laughable.

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

I see they have yet to cover the profitable angst demographic.

What about Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?

 

[thorns]

This is from an actual EA presentation...

:lol

so ps2 -> hiphop&female
gc -> kiddy
xbox -> older

 

[thorns]

"Authentic British street-speak and many urban youth phrases have been accurately incorporated by the Canadian developers, who spent up to ten minutes looking at some British web sites as research."

 

[SickBoy]

Why is Snoop Dogg using Brit speak? EA sucks!

I never realized I was part of the hip-hop demographic before.

Word.

 

[D-X]

"Familiar foes will text message you challenges -- can YOU win their respect and become the ultimate homeboy of Cricketsville?"

 

[Lord Error]

Btw, is there anyone who thinks that PA duo is genuinly funnier than guys behind UK-R or Somethingawful for example?

For the record, don't think that, but just curious to know. I will probably repeat the same question in one of the PA comic threads someday.

 

[GhaleonEB]

I don't ask people to do this, you know.

Seriously...do you guys posting images even read the site?

 

[D-X]

Is that a straight forward question or one that suggests because they say stuff like this

"PEOPLE IN WEB FORUM DECLARE LATEST UPDATE 'NOT FUNNY'
Shockwaves reverberated around the UKR HQ today, as a bunch of losers whose only contribution to society is to say things suck in web forums announced that UKR's previous update "sucked" in a web forum.

"Not funny" was the response from regular poster "Deg", whose only contribution to society is to say how things suck in a variety of web forums. "

that anything from their site shouldn't be posted here?

 

[Lord Error]

Is that a straight forward question or one that suggests because they say stuff like this

It's an honest question. I find them really funny, same with SA. Always did. On the other hand I don't even bother looking at PA strips.

 

[D-X]

I meant:

Seriously...do you guys posting images even read the site?

but in reply to your question when they're on form they are as funny as PA if not more.

 

[garrickk]

I would very much like to play a cricket video game (I'm American) so I can finally understand some aspects of the game.

This would allow me to give definitive reasons why baseball is the better game.