Elon Musk is the #19 rank Diablo 4 player in the world on the S6 pit leaderboard

Based on his performance in Path of Exile 2, which is a game that needs a lot more strategy, time investment, and skill level compared to Diablo 4, I think it's likely he's account sharing.

Quin reacting to Elon's stream.



Kripp reacting to Quin reacting to Elon's stream.


Seeing him skip on that chaos orb was physically painful lol.
 
Justin Trudeau nowhere to be seen. Take that you girl!

He's busy plowing Melania

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Reactception. Funny though, that comment at the end... his D4 shenanigans were harder to disprove 'cause it's "so fucking easy" if it wasn't likely it wasn't entirely impossible. No hiding his duplicity in poe2 though.

Couldn't put a map in the device, didn't know which nodes could be activated, went into a juicy map with a full inventory, walked past valuable in-game resources and then best of all bemoaned the "levels" of his gear. Fucking priceless. The man doesn't possess a basic understanding of the game, simple as. Least he could have done was just play and enjoy the game for a few hours before going live and pretending the account was of his own effort.

If he'd just streamed his campaign play legit, deaths and all, and fought through the game's nicely weighted pushback like 99% of everyone else playing, that would have earned at least a little credible respect. But there's nothing amazing about that, nothing exceptional... projecting a "one of us" image was not his intended play. A self-fellating fluffing of his ego in pretending to be better than 99.9999% of players out there, hoping more media outlets have another anecdote or even just outright write pieces about such "greatness", that seems the more likely motivator. Sad.

I bet GGG were stoked when he tweeted about poe2 being some sort of hybrid of souls and diablo to his many followers, that has to have put more eyes on their game beta. But let's see if they are true to their TOS and ban the account that's obviously been bought or at least shared across continents.
 
But let's see if they are true to their TOS and ban the account that's obviously been bought or at least shared across continents.

I mean its early access and as long as there is no actual race goin on...he might be fine. But someone needs him to tell that is against the rules what he is doing there. (beside the fact that it looks sad and pathetic)
 

I guess that he is just a good player. I mean, I play a lot of games, and I can give you a challenge on some fps, a platinum trophy... But I'm no top chart ever and I never really cared for it

That said, doesn't look like he really plays this game as much, so I don't believe this account is just him. It's no shame to be just a good player. Having a good time with a game. It's a shame to show what you're not thou
 
It's a shame that he's such a fragile small dick loser he has to resort to Kim Jong Il shit, like he can't just have fun at something, he has to be the best ever, even when it's obvious he's completely clueless.
 
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A lot of people here failed the midwit check, second time I've seen it this week on GAF

He literally streams himself playing it on Twitter, it's easy to confirm it is himself playing the game

Dude works like 18 hours a day and plays a little Diablo IV between running his 5 companies

One thing I've realized about most people is they literally cannot fathom that someone can be more intelligent, work harder, or simply sleep less than them. It's the only explanation for how some people are so mentally retarded they don't believe a man can have the time and intelligence needed to land rockets upright, run the world's only successful electric car company, shitpost on Twitter, and play Diablo IV all in the same human lifespan as them without inventing some headcanon where it didn't happen

Even though it literally did


Here is basically undeniable proof that Elon paid for someone to boost and farm for him in PoE2. But yeah, their is just no way he would do the same in Diablo 4. The only difference here is that Diablo 4 is such brain rot, that once you're geared up, you can just sleep walk through it.
 
You know cheeto sits in the corner and watches cringelon bang his woman.
For as much as I despise Trump as an educated man (I don't hate him) - I don't think this guy is a simp. On the other hand every world leader that is quick to lick his balls for benefits (including Macron) - is.
 
RIP in pieces, Percy. Pouring one out for Elon's Chinese friend who has to start over. Maybe next time tell him to keep away from locations with 5 "things".

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Reminds me of

People probably don't believe Mister Perfect made that pass to himself, but they forget that slow is fast. When you're gaming on a level like Elon his deliberate mastery may look slow to the typical panicked monkey who loses his cool in such stressful endgame maps.

As for the Chinese text, he probably found it more efficient to think about the game in Chinese... I wouldn't really expect people without a grasp of linguistic theorems to understand though so carry on with your witch hunt.
 
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