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Crying is only acceptable in two different circumstances.
1: You just got hit in the jewels with a 9 iron
2: You just saw your best buddy get hit in the jewels with said club

NOT before/while/after cutting yourself ON PURPOSE!

There are only two acceptable reasons to ever cut yourself!!
1. You've accidentally swallowed a bomb/cobra/key, and need to get it out ASAP
2. You've recieved such a grievous motorcycling or axe-wound, that the doctor passed out on sight, and you had to perform surgery yourself!

Aww, some girl broke your heart?
Your parents yelled at you?
Some big guys were picking on you, then kicked sand in your face?
You stubbed your fricking toe!? Tough shit!

You know what works better than sitting at home and cutting yourself as you cry? ANYTHING!

Or are you a 'lover, not a fighter?' Then get out there and get yourself laid! Sure, its normal to be sad after a major breakup. You know what's not normal? TO STILL BE AS DEPRESSED ABOUT IT YEARS LATER! Go mack it to some superfly honeys. Go find someone better. I don't care, find some new chick and fuck her on your ex's lawn! Or light her house on fire, if that's your thing. I don't care.
 
General Zhaoyun said:
Crying is only acceptable in two different circumstances.
1: You just got hit in the jewels with a 9 iron
2: You just saw your best buddy get hit in the jewels with said club

NOT before/while/after cutting yourself ON PURPOSE!

There are only two acceptable reasons to ever cut yourself!!
1. You've accidentally swallowed a bomb/cobra/key, and need to get it out ASAP
2. You've recieved such a grievous motorcycling or axe-wound, that the doctor passed out on sight, and you had to perform surgery yourself!

Aww, some girl broke your heart?
Your parents yelled at you?
Some big guys were picking on you, then kicked sand in your face?
You stubbed your fricking toe!? Tough shit!

You know what works better than sitting at home and cutting yourself as you cry? ANYTHING!

Or are you a 'lover, not a fighter?' Then get out there and get yourself laid! Sure, its normal to be sad after a major breakup. You know what's not normal? TO STILL BE AS DEPRESSED ABOUT IT YEARS LATER! Go mack it to some superfly honeys. Go find someone better. I don't care, find some new chick and fuck her on your ex's lawn! Or light her house on fire, if that's your thing. I don't care.
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Perfect. I also need to add that girls pants are meant to be worn by females, not males.
 
bune duggy said:
quick question..what's the type who wear flip-flops, popped collars, and tiny jackets even when it's like 30 degress outside?
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Could it be preppy frat and sorority fags who think they are still in cliques in high school?
 
Don't forget hoodies, worn out obscure band t-shirts and pins/badges, trucker caps (although, that's for the more faux-scenester set), vintage Chuck Taylors, and random wrist bands.
 
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"Theres no one at The Four H Club either can I be so out of touch..............no it's the children that are wrong".
 
Teknopathetic said:
Don't forget hoodies, worn out obscure band t-shirts and pins/badges, trucker caps (although, that's for the more faux-scenester set), vintage Chuck Taylors, and random wrist bands.
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hoodies? i wear hoodies.. you mean, extremely small/tight hoodies.
 
I wear jeans made for men that happen to fit very well. Levi's sells them, though they do cost a bit more than your garden variety 503s or whatever they're called.

They don't necessarily fit like women's jeans, but they also don't look ridiculous like a pair of women's jeans on a male frame.
 
enjoy bell woods said:
I wear jeans made for men that happen to fit very well. Levi's sells them, though they do cost a bit more than your garden variety 503s or whatever they're called.

They don't necessarily fit like women's jeans, but they also don't look ridiculous like a pair of women's jeans on a male frame.
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They just fit too well.

I don't think girl jeans look odd on men unless they're too bulky of a build. We're all anorexic anyway.
 
Nice glasses! You're making a mockery of the entire nerd culture, who've spent years making that look unpopular!! Jocks have taken away so much from them, and now you take this!? Make up your own styles!

And finally, the hair...the emo hair. The mussy, blocks your vision, "carefully contrived to make it look like I don't care about how my hair looks even though I spend hours spraying and fluffing it" emo hair. I HATE YOUR HAIR!!!

I WILL CUT YOU! I WILL MAKE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CRY! I WILL KNOCK OUT YOUR PARENTS! I WILL KNOCK OUT YOUR EX! I WILL BREAK YOUR GLASSES, THEN GIVE YOU THE BROKEN SHARDS SO YOU CAN FINISH CUTTING YOURSELF!

I WILL CUT YOUR GUITAR STRINGS WITH A SHARPENED PANTERA CD
 
General Zhaoyun said:
Nice glasses! You're making a mockery of the entire nerd culture, who've spent years making that look unpopular!! Jocks have taken away so much from them, and now you take this!? Make up your own styles!

And finally, the hair...the emo hair. The mussy, blocks your vision, "carefully contrived to make it look like I don't care about how my hair looks even though I spend hours spraying and fluffing it" emo hair. I HATE YOUR HAIR!!!

I WILL CUT YOU! I WILL MAKE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CRY! I WILL KNOCK OUT YOUR PARENTS! I WILL KNOCK OUT YOUR EX! I WILL BREAK YOUR GLASSES, THEN GIVE YOU THE BROKEN SHARDS SO YOU CAN FINISH CUTTING YOURSELF!

I WILL CUT YOUR GUITAR STRINGS WITH A SHARPENED PANTERA CD
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General Zhaoyun said:
And then play the Pantera cd because it will still work!! Pantera is badass like that.
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:lol :lol

Junior of the year!
 
Cerebral Palsy said:
They just fit too well.

I don't think girl jeans look odd on men unless they're too bulky of a build. We're all anorexic anyway.
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I'm pretty thin, myself. It's just never really been something I'd like to try out. Unless we're talking flagrantly gay men, the only other people who'd bother squeezing into girl jeans are people who identify with a certain music "scene." I find the whole concept really laughable.
 
Ruzbeh said:
:lol :lol

Junior of the year!
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I agree

And I still don't understand the guys wearing girls jeans thing, maybe it might be more comfortable to you (although I would probably be more comfortable in a VW Beetle with 20 other people than while wearing tight girls jeans) it still makes you look like a pansy and what guy would actually try to look like a pansy?
 
They wear it so they can associate with people who listen to the same music as them. Style over substance, and completely lame in every way. There's no excuse.
 
enjoy bell woods said:
I'm pretty thin, myself. It's just never really been something I'd like to try out. Unless we're talking flagrantly gay men, the only other people who'd bother squeezing into girl jeans are people who identify with a certain music "scene." I find the whole concept really laughable.
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enjoy bell woods said:
They wear it so they can associate with people who listen to the same music as them. Style over substance, and completely lame in every way. There's no excuse.
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I think the same of people who wear ridiculously baggy clothing and listen to rap!
 
Cerebral Palsy said:
I think the same of people who wear ridiculously baggy clothing and listen to rap!
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Atleast the people wearing baggy clothing and listening rap arn't trying to look like pansies.
 
bell, I just enjoy tight fitting clothing, not skin-tight obviously (like those jeans crustpunks wear), but girls jeans and boot cut guys jeans are basically all I wear. Sure it's associated with a music scene... but it's good music so again, why should I care?
 
GSG Flash said:
Atleast the people wearing baggy clothing and listening rap arn't trying to look like pansies.
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I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Acting tough with your baggy pants around your knees is where it is at.
 
What's that have to do with anything? If you're suggesting guys who don't wear clothes manufactured for women have only one alternative, thuggish baggy clothes, then you're well, retarded.
 
enjoy bell woods said:
What's that have to do with anything? If you're suggesting guys who don't wear clothes manufactured women have only one alternative, thuggish baggy clothes, then you're well, retarded.
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I never said that.
 
GSG Flash said:
I agree

And I still don't understand the guys wearing girls jeans thing, maybe it might be more comfortable to you (although I would probably be more comfortable in a VW Beetle with 20 other people than while wearing tight girls jeans) it still makes you look like a pansy and what guy would actually try to look like a pansy?
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I don't understand how they don't fucking rip. I can't move around well in tight jeans, thus I tossed any tight jeans I had years and years ago. They feel so restrictive if I have to crouch, stretch, jump, or run which was kind of important when I used to skateboard.
 
GSG Flash said:
I agree

And I still don't understand the guys wearing girls jeans thing, maybe it might be more comfortable to you (although I would probably be more comfortable in a VW Beetle with 20 other people than while wearing tight girls jeans) it still makes you look like a pansy and what guy would actually try to look like a pansy?
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What a stupid fucking generalization. The width of the legs of your jeans is not directly proportional to your manliness.
 
Zilch said:
What a stupid fucking generalization. The width of the legs of your jeans is not directly proportional to your manliness.
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I don't care about the manliness aspect. I just find it funny that it found its place with a particular group of people. Truth is, I shouldn't talk. I sort of have that "look," against my own wishes maybe. I don't even know how it happened.
 
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