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[Matlock]

I developed a black blister on my big toe yesterday...Not sure why, although it may be colored from the black socks I was wearing. It seems that the black is under the skin...so yeah, I don't know. It just feels and looks like a blister, only with black in it.


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:-\



...and yes, I'm probably going to contact a doctor tomorrow.

 

[fart]

blood probably.

 

[Eminem]

blood blister maybe?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

It's a blood blister dude,

I pop them because the blood can apparently go all stagnant in there, bad blood equals bad for you.

 

[Matlock]

That's what I was sorta hoping, that it was blood. I'm half tempted to take a needle and pop it.

 

[fart]

you can lance it yourself! sterilize a pin or a little pocketknife and proceed gently. wash it well and bandage because it will probably hurt like a bitch.

 

[Matlock]

Fuck, no needles! No knives!

Tweezers it is, lads. If I don't make it back, carry on....carry on, as if nothing ever happened.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Fuck, no needles! No knives!

Tweezers it is, lads. If I don't make it back, carry on....carry on, as if nothing ever happened.

If you meet Satan could you tell him I don't wanna go through with the deal anymore?

 

[fart]

pansy

 

[Matlock]

Well, that ordeal is over. Icing it down now...Didn't help that the first couple of sites I looked at mentioned it could be cancer.

'course, anything could be cancer.

 

[fart]

YOU ARE A CANCER, MATLOCK

 

[Matlock]

Duly noted.

 

[fart]

i'm going to sue my doctor when i get you dude.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

y'know what scares me?

The possibility of a scientist discovering beyond a shadow of a doubt that it's masturbation that causes cancer.

Think about it.

 

[fart]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

SAFE

 

[Deleted member 1235]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

SAFE

SAFE AS FUCK

 

[Phoenix]

LOL... so that'll be the line now? "C'mon baby, help me prevent getting cancer"

 

[sc0la]

You can further reduce your risk of prostate cancer by directly stimulating the prostate supposedly.

Think about it


[EDIT: Winky the smiley is gone ? ...

[EDIT2: WTF we traded and for :lol? This is truly a mixed blessing at best.

 

[Error Macro]

You can further reduce your risk of prostate cancer by directly stimulating the prostate supposedly.

Think about it

FH...

Hmm. Yeah. =\

 

[sc0la]

FH...

Hmm. Yeah. =\

or FIBER but yeah.

 

[Matlock]

 

[BlackMage]

Dude, Everytime i think i have some kind of medical problem, ill look it up and i always get that "IT COULD BE CANCER!" bullshit. I hate that shit. Fuck the internet!

 

[Lemurnator]

Blood, and in related news I seem to have thickened skin on the fingertips of my left hand and more thickened skin on my wrist near my wristbone.

 

[gofreak]

I had one of these on the inside of my finger, and it just went away on its own (i think it got scraped off actually). It was *tiny*, though, and not very raised, so I just left it and it took care of itself.

And yes, self-diagnosis on the Internet is a whole world of hurt. Almost any symptoms can be linked to all manner of scary illnesses..

 

[MrSingh]

no pics?

 

[Willco]

MY NOSE IS RUNNY?

INTERNET RESPONSE: ... CANCER?

 

[MassiveAttack]

As far as I can tell, everything causes cancer including breathing, thinking and sleeping.

One more thing: Never get medical advice from the net. It will scare the crap out of you and it's almost always wrong.

 

[B-B-Bomba!]

Shaolin Buddha Finger!

It means you have 3 days to live.







Maybe I shoulda been quicker with that one.