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I'm happy the girl dressed like PS1 Lara Croft with the big chebs won. Bangaranga indeed.

Sweden deserved more points though.
 
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Australia was a test for an EBU Asia-Pacific contest. That fell apart but Eurovision is popular in Australia and the meme factor is high... And culturally they're more European than some other contestants.
 
SirKicksalot said:
Australia was a test for an EBU Asia-Pacific contest. That fell apart but Eurovision is popular in Australia and the meme factor is high... And culturally they're more European than some other contestants.
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You guys might as well call Eurovision the "Anyone but America" Song Contest, because that's all it is. Hell, the US is more "European" than Isreal is 😎
 
Jinzo Prime said:
You guys might as well call Eurovision the "Anyone but America" Song Contest, because that's all it is. Hell, the US is more "European" than Isreal is 😎
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The EBU also covers North Africa and Morocco competed once. Lebanon and Tunisia made it to the early stages. Nobody really cares about geography - until Asia and the Caucasus vote wrong, of course.
 
As I'm living in Vienna I'm relieved that Israel didn't win because certain parts of the city would have burnt.

I didnt particularly care for Israels entry but I'm sick and tired of this hypocritical outrage about Israel.

I think the most important thing is that the girl with the massive tits has won.

Bangaranga!
 
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LyricalShrike said:
Europe is also a political/cultural division since the landmass is just Eurasia. Australia is in neither which is why the suggestion made me laugh.
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They didn't know about plate techtonics back then. The English terms come from Roman geography, where there were three land masses in a circle around Italy. Europa, Asia, and Africa. The transition between Europe and Asia was Turkey, or Asia Minor. So historically modern Turkey is like the dividing point between Europe and Asia with a line drawn radially from the mediterranean. Africa was what we would call North Africa.
 
Peggies said:
As I'm living in Vienna I'm relieved that Israel didn't win because certain parts of the city would have burnt.

I didnt particularly care for Israels entry but I'm sick and tired of this hypocritical outrage about Israel.

I think the most important thing is that the girl with the massive tits has won.

Bangaranga!
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I mean on the other side, you have boycotts from a Big 5 country, and 5 countries in total, the EBU warns you about not cheating with televote 3rd year in a row and adapt rules to limit that, and your singer is trained to sing while beeing booed.

At one point you should take a step back and be like « eh, you don't deserve me » and decide to not attend.

I don't see the contradictions some see with the russian ban though
 
Baemono said:
I mean on the other side, you have boycotts from a Big 5 country, and 5 countries in total, the EBU warns you about not cheating with televote 3rd year in a row and adapt rules to limit that, and your singer is trained to sing while beeing booed.
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Seriously, that's the issue?

Maybe these assholes shouldn't stupidly boo a singer while he's performing.
 
Peggies said:
As I'm living in Vienna I'm relieved that Israel didn't win because certain parts of the city would have burnt.

I didnt particularly care for Israels entry but I'm sick and tired of this hypocritical outrage about Israel.

I think the most important thing is that the girl with the massive tits has won.

Bangaranga!
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Why are you guys saying she has huuge bazoongas ... she didnt wear anything revealing?
 
Baemono said:
I mean on the other side, you have boycotts from a Big 5 country, and 5 countries in total, the EBU warns you about not cheating with televote 3rd year in a row and adapt rules to limit that, and your singer is trained to sing while beeing booed.

At one point you should take a step back and be like « eh, you don't deserve me » and decide to not attend.

I don't see the contradictions some see with the russian ban though
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That defeatism approach is why you have Islam taking over Europe, and why woke culture took over creative fields for the worst.

No, you should not take a step back. You should poke the bear in the eye, you should stand up proud and say fuck no. Israel sent out Ofra Haza in 1983 to sing "Chai" (Alive) at the Eurovision in Germany, where her dancers wore yellow to symbolize the Star of David. Basically saying fuck you all, we're still alive.

I wish more people had balls today than whatever has left of them.
 
The way last year's winner ran up the stage to present the trophy was like the passing of the Olympic flame for the gay community.
 
Killer8 said:
The way last year's winner ran up the stage to present the trophy was like the passing of the Olympic flame for the gay community.
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It's clear he was yelling "bitch" like he's on RuPaul's Drag Race, while Dara had no fucking idea why he's calling her bitch because that's not her culture. The bubble people live in is hard to burst.
 
ADiTAR said:
It's clear he was yelling "bitch" like he's on RuPaul's Drag Race, while Dara had no fucking idea why he's calling her bitch because that's not her culture. The bubble people live in is hard to burst.
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Yeah that was painful to watch.
 
Tiago Rodrigues said:
The fact their songs are always #2 on the show and then the songs don't go inside a single chart ww and their spotify listens show everything you need to know.
Also, stuff like this lmao
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You guys will get this thread closed with your Anti-Israel shtick.

We get it, it's all an evil scheme to take over the world by manipulating the Eurovision songcontest with their bots and specially trained singers.

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