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[Costanza]

1. Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
2. Harry Potter
3. Buffy Summers - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Tony Soprano - The Sopranos
5. The Joker - The Dark Knight
6. Rachel Green - Friends
7. Edward Scissorhands
8. Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs
9. Carrie Bradshaw - Sex and the City
10. Spongebob Squarepants
11. Cosmo Kramer - Seinfeld
12. Fox Mulder & Dana Scully - The X-Files
13. Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski - The Big Lebowski
15. Shrek
16. Bridget Jones
17. Lara Croft
18. Sue Sylvester - Glee
19. Morpheus - The Matrix
20. Ally McBeal
21. Rosanne Conner
22. Cartman - South Park
23. Austin Powers
24. Felicity Porter
25. Woody - Toy Story
26. Kavalier & Clay
27. Frasier Crane
28. Madea
29. Vincent Vega & Jules Winnfield - Pulp Fiction
30. Stephen Colbert - The Colbert Report
31. Forrest Gump
32. Bevis and Butt-Head
33. Sarah Connor - Terminator 2
34. Cher - Clueless
35. Dexter Morgan - Dexter
36. Gollum - Lord of the Rings
37. Kyser Söze - The Usual Suspects
38. Elmo - Sesame Street
39. GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
40. Ron Burgundy - Anchorman
41. Harold and Kumar
42. Sydney Bristow - Alias
43. Cal Stephanides - Middlesex
44. Jack Bauer - 24
45. Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
46. Jerry Maguire
47. Corky St. Clair - Waiting for Guffman
48. Red - The Shawshank Redemption
49. Vivian Ward - Pretty Woman
50. Pearl the Landlord - Funny or Die video
51. Omar Little - The Wire
52. Annie Wilkes - Misery
53. Edward Cullen - Twilight
54. Juno
55. Tracy Jordan - 30 Rock
56. Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother
57. Clayton Bigsby (blind white supremacist) - Chappelle's Show
58. Thelma & Louise
59. Master Chief - Halo
60. Mary Jones - Precious
61. Vic Mackey - The Shield
62. Jimmy Corrigan - Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth
63. John Locke - Lost
64. Maximus - Gladiator
65. Lorelai & Rory Gilmore - Gilmore Girls
66. Allie & Noah - The Notebook
67. Borat
68. (Jennifer Hudson's) Effie White - Dreamgirls
69. Miranda Priestly - The Devil Wears Prada
70. Mary Katherine Gallagher - SNL, Superstar
71. Det. Alonzo Harris - Training Day
72. Kara "Starbuck" Thrace - Battlestar Galactica
73. Catherine Tramell - Basic Instinct
74. Don Draper - Mad Men
75. David Brent - The Office
76. Tyler Durden - Fight Club
77. Mimi Marquez - Rent
78. Patty Hewes - Damages
79. Elphaba - Wicked
80. Gorillaz
81. Amanda Woodward - Melrose Place
82. Tracy Flick - Election
83. Jen Yu - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
84. House
85. Daniel Plainview - There Will Be Blood
86. Karen Walker & Jack McFarland - Will & Grace
87. Tony Stark - Iron Man
88. Napoleon Dynamite
89. Wilkus van de Merwe - District 9
90. Marge Gunderson - Fargo
91. Hancock
92. Christopher Boone - The Curious Incident of the Dog in Night-Time
93. "Game Boys": Nathan Drake - Uncharted, Kratos - God of War, Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV
94. Truman - The Truman Show
95. Wilhelmina Slater - Ugly Betty
96. Bernie Mac - The Bernie Mac Show
97. Violet Weston - August: Osage County
98. Lisbeth Salander - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
99. The Bride - Kill Bill
100. Tim Riggins - Friday Night Lights

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/47322667.html

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Arbitrary list is arbitrary. What the fuck does this list even mean?

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Bernie Mac? The Fuck?

 

[Kurtofan]

4.John Locke

 

[selig]

John Locke NOT number 1?

63!?

lulz @ list

 

[gdt]

There is just no way to judge this list.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

What a random Chapelle's show skit character to take.

Control+F "Huey Freeman", not found. :/

And if you're going to put Master Chief on the list, you may as well put Robocop, they both have about the same amount of memorable dialogue.

 

[Costanza]

poor tim riggins in last place :lol

 

[Solo]

4.John Locke

John Locke NOT number 1?

63!?

lulz @ list

Sons, I am appoint.

You did my work for me. Well done!

 

[Expendable.]

I'm all for lists, but this is just fucking stupid.

 

[hxa155]

Homer better character than Hannibal? THE FUCK>?????

 

[Dahbomb]

No Bill Cosby wtf!

And why the hell is Master Chief on that list?

 

[The Elite]

Control + F "Gene Hunt" No Matches Found

No Doctor either.

That's all I have to say about this bullshit list.

 

[NoRéN]

93. "Game Boys": Nathan Drake - Uncharted, Kratos - God of War, Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV

:lol

 

[Gorechylde]

I just skimmed over, but that list seems to be missing some Al Swearengen...Fail.

 

[Chamber]

Stopped reading at Carrie Bradshaw.

 

[bud]

why is this even a thread? that's the dumbest list anyone has ever come up with.

 

[Deadman]

Rachel from friends :lol

Im surprised they managed to publish this list without dying laughing.

 

[Celsior]

Frasier Crane at 27 with all the shit ahead of him, I crap better looking lists.

 

[Ducarmel]

When you talk about top 100 characters I would assume they would be characters who transcend the ordinary and highlight powerful images of what it is to be human.

more then half or more in this list do not show such imo.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

I just skimmed over, but that list seems to be missing some Al Swearengen...cocksucker.

Fixed


And no, after one drunken night with my brother, I can't think of Swearengen without the following "...Cocksucker" anymore.

 

[The Elite]

Hmm... I think Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks would also qualify for this list. Yet he's not there.

 

[Mr. B Natural]

why is this even a thread? that's the dumbest list anyone has ever come up with.

it's hate bait thread for cookie cutter mother fuckers

 

[Pimpbaa]

18. Sue Sylvester - Glee

Who?!

 

[sohois]

Only one character from The Wire? And even then at only 51? Furthermore, that is not even the close to the worst fault of this list.

 

[bdrob]

/find Scorpius

0 Results

Fail :/

 

[Blader]

What a random, pointless list.

 

[Darklord]

/find Scorpius

0 Results

Fail :/

Fucking seriously. He was such an amazing character. He wasn't evil, he wasn't good. He was like a dark gray and would do anything to get what he wanted even if that meant joining the people he fought against.

No Star Trek characters either. Picard? Sisko? Data? Dukat? Anyone?! And Lara Croft at 17? Her biggest character trait is big tits.:lol

 

[Megadragon15]

Awful list.

 

[weekend_warrior]

More like "EW's Randomly Generated List of 100 Characters of the past 20 Years"

 

[RefigeKru]

53. Edward Cullen - Twilight

59. Master Chief - Halo

63. John Locke - Lost

oh man

 

[Ominym]

So apparently:

Master Chief > John Locke >>> Other video game characters?

I like Halo and all, but come on.:lol

 

[Archaix]

There is just no way to judge this list.

Sure there is. It's an awful list. Slightly less awful than the idea for this list itself. There. Look at me judge.

 

[T.M. MacReady]

It seems like every day there's a new list to pick apart and hate on.

 

[SaggyMonkey]

Odd there's Hancock but not Buzz Lightyear

 

[Washed_Out]

I don't see Larry David

Edit: WTF, no George Costanza.

 

[Spire]

Please tell me this list is in no particular order. It has to be. It cannot be that fucking awful.

 

[Costanza]

Please tell me this list is in no particular order. It has to be. It cannot be that fucking awful.

It wouldn't be numbered if that was the case.

 

[Speevy]

That is perhaps the worst list of anything ever.

 

[wenis]

Ok GAF, write a better list :lol

 

[Costanza]

Ok GAF, write a better list :lol

DUDE GET ON AIM QUICK

 

[Patryn]

Control + F "Gene Hunt" No Matches Found

No Doctor either.

That's all I have to say about this bullshit list.

The Doctor has been around since the '60s, so he doesn't count.

 

[Lkr]

where are the characters from Community?

 

[Anton Sugar]

No Anton Chigurh = no deal.

 

[Speevy]

1. Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
4. Tony Soprano - The Sopranos
5. The Joker - The Dark Knight
8. Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs
11. Cosmo Kramer - Seinfeld
12. Fox Mulder & Dana Scully - The X-Files
14. Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski - The Big Lebowski
22. Cartman - South Park
23. Austin Powers
25. Woody - Toy Story
27. Frasier Crane
29. Vincent Vega & Jules Winnfield - Pulp Fiction
30. Stephen Colbert - The Colbert Report
35. Dexter Morgan - Dexter
36. Gollum - Lord of the Rings
37. Kyser Söze - The Usual Suspects
38. Elmo - Sesame Street
39. GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
40. Ron Burgundy - Anchorman
44. Jack Bauer - 24
45. Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
47. Corky St. Clair - Waiting for Guffman
48. Red - The Shawshank Redemption
51. Omar Little - The Wire
52. Annie Wilkes - Misery
55. Tracy Jordan - 30 Rock
57. Clayton Bigsby (blind white supremacist) - Chappelle's Show
59. Master Chief - Halo
61. Vic Mackey - The Shield
63. John Locke - Lost
64. Maximus - Gladiator
72. Kara "Starbuck" Thrace - Battlestar Galactica
74. Don Draper - Mad Men
76. Tyler Durden - Fight Club
84. House
85. Daniel Plainview - There Will Be Blood
90. Marge Gunderson - Fargo
99. The Bride - Kill Bill



There. I've cut down the list to characters Neogaf would agree with.

 

[JumpJeff84]

I'm not the type that usually likes to criticise lists like this, but Vic Mackey should be waaay higher.

 

[Speevy]

I'm not the type that usually likes to criticise lists like this, but Vic Mackey should be waaay higher.

And where is Walter White?

 

[BattleMonkey]

No characters from The Community. Good list!

Is the list even supposed to be in order?

 

[Spire]

It wouldn't be numbered if that was the case.

That could just be the way the Livejournal dude typed it up. I probably shouldn't be giving EW the benefit of the doubt, but that list is too awful for me to accept.

 

[big ander]

oh man

:lol :lol

17. Lara Croft

28. Madea

Wut