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Explain these Hero Wars ads, please

ResurrectedContrarian

Suffers with mild autism
Hero Wars ads (which I get on GAF all the time) have become almost surreal in their bizarre inventions.

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Can anyone even explain the supposed plot of these images?
 

TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
I don't know about Hero Wars. If you ask me, Mafia City is where it's at.

 

Magic Carpet

Gold Member
I actually was duped by the ad where the character climbs a tower and the bigger number 'wins' I thought that looks like a quick easy game I'll download it.
Game was not what I thought.
Game was deleted
 

jshackles

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
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Can anyone even explain the supposed plot of these images?
This guy is obviously trying to save the big boob princess who is chained up in the castle, but she's been placed under the toilet that just exploded with shit flying everywhere with such violent force that the shit has broken through the wall, preventing the hero from going near the castle. The question posed to the reader "Can he make it?" is imploring you to decide whether or not you think this man can brave the shitvolcano in order to save the day.

What is there to not understand, exactly?
 

ResurrectedContrarian

Suffers with mild autism
This guy is obviously trying to save the big boob princess who is chained up in the castle, but she's been placed under the toilet that just exploded with shit flying everywhere with such violent force that the shit has broken through the wall, preventing the hero from going near the castle. The question posed to the reader "Can he make it?" is imploring you to decide whether or not you think this man can brave the shitvolcano in order to save the day.

What is there to not understand, exactly?

you see, from the angle that he is flying away from that tower, it seems like he was already inside that bathroom
 

BlackTron

Member
I've never seen this on GAF but I do see them on Youtube and Facebook. I had no idea it was even a scam because I never clicked one, but I have to skip through them a lot. I saw some parts that struck me as strange but nothing as bad as posted above lol. The only thing that made it cross my mind that it might be a scam is that the gameplay seemed too simple it didn't make any sense, like just the premise to make a video, but then I remembered I'm watching an ad for a game with Shockwave Flash graphics on Facebook and everything seemed kosher again.
 

ResurrectedContrarian

Suffers with mild autism
You get ads based on your interests OP :messenger_smirking:
I always run GAF in a separate browser since I don't want any crossover with my other accounts or browsing, so get pretty much default ads. Which are uniquely terrible.

The few times I've logged in on a main browser, it wasn't nearly as bad.
 
I actually was duped by the ad where the character climbs a tower and the bigger number 'wins' I thought that looks like a quick easy game I'll download it.
Game was not what I thought.
Game was deleted
sadly, mobile games never look like they actually are. its a bummer

the game that hero wars pretends to look like could be a fun way to spend some time.
 
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