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[RobotNinjaHornets]

So this is where y'all been hanging out.

Heeeey. Thanks for PMing that Batman stuff, I've been meaning to say that in PM but since you're here I'm doing it here

Bonus points for linking to a Tumblr post that was made on my last birthday

 

[wsoxfan1214]

So this is where y'all been hanging out.

Duh.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

So this is where y'all been hanging out.

We played Cards Against Humanity on Skype last night.

"In a world ravaged by _old people smell_ our only solace is _death rays_."

 

[Wazzy]

So this is where y'all been hanging out.

Heyyyyy. Was wondering why you weren't posting here.

Same with H. , we've been missing some RPJ members.

We played Cards Against Humanity on Skype last night.

"In a world ravaged by _old people smell_ our only solace is _death rays_."

Oh man that one was hilarious.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

We played Cards Against Humanity on Skype last night.

"In a world ravaged by _old people smell_ our only solace is _death rays_."

Heyyyyy. Was wondering why you weren't posting here.

Same with H. , we've been missing some RPJ members.

Oh man that one was hilarious.

That's nothing for a cards against humanity round.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I played CAH once. My friend had the "What are my parents hiding from me?" card.

I played "The Jews".

It was awful.

 

[MutFox]

Is this CAH game free online or something?

 

[Prophet Steve]

I wish I could join CAH Skype sessions, but damn Europe times put a stop to that.

Is this CAH game free online or something?

Yeah, I think there are a couple of free versions. Cards Against Humanity is basically free and you can print it out yourself, and people have made online versions of the game. They also sell the game for a pretty low price though if you want better looking cards.
And they get money with expansions.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

That's nothing for a cards against humanity round.

I know, I own it.

Sometimes particular selections just stick in your head as amusing; they needn't all be about kiddie fiddling and genocide or some combination of the two.

 

[MutFox]

^ Thanks!
______________________________

So I had the Vegetable Quiche Wrap and added Bacon...
It wasn't bad, not bad at all, took a pic of it too... :|

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I hate myself

NSFW

 

[SRG01]

Y'know, every time I go to Starbucks, I ask myself: why don't they sell ice cream? Starbucks would make a killing by selling ice cream.

 

[MutFox]

I hate myself

NSFW

At work, the text might be too much and get me fired... ;P
I'll try and get on skype tonight and get an official reading from the author....

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Y'know, every time I go to Starbucks, I ask myself: why don't they sell ice cream? Starbucks would make a killing by selling ice cream.

Oh good, another otherwise delicious thing they can fuck up.

 

[LuffyZoro]

I hate myself

NSFW

I love you, hahaha

 

[trab pu kcip]

I hate myself

NSFW

hahaha

 

[Prophet Steve]

I hate myself

NSFW

What about the audio version?

 

[OceanicAir]

I hate myself

NSFW

...Um...wow...I don't know what to say. That was...wow

 

[Acid08]

Y'know, every time I go to Starbucks, I ask myself: why don't they sell ice cream? Starbucks would make a killing by selling ice cream.

Every tine I walk into a Starbucks I ask myself why the fuck am I even here? The answer is always because I have a gift card I need to use.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

hahaha

Don't laugh. Shit's about to get nasty.

What about the audio version?

Maybe I can swing a dramatic reading later..

...Um...wow...I don't know what to say. That was...wow

wow
such awkward
many fucks

 

[NinjaBoiX]

This may be relevant to your interests.


Repost from the last page cos you weren't around. Just a heads up buddy in case you missed it.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Don't laugh. Shit's about to get nasty.



Maybe I can swing a dramatic reading later..



wow
such awkward
many fucks

you're actually pretty good at this. I wouldn't be mad if your next sexy project involved garrus and me

 

[Windam]

Hi.

 

[DrM]

I hate myself

NSFW

Fantastic
you could write another 50 shades of grey type of novel

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

you're actually pretty good at this. I wouldn't be mad if your next sexy project involved garrus and me

Garrus entered the room and smiled. "Commander Trab," he said. "It's good to see you."

"Likewise, Garrus." I couldn't help but grin like a madman. His presence seemed to do that to me these days. "How have your calibrations been going? Any progress?"

"Actually, Commander..." he paused. "That's what I need to talk to you about. I need your help."

"Sure, Garrus," I said. "What do you need? Weapons logs? Additional parts from the Citadel?"

"Er, no." His gaze dropped from my face and he stared at the floor, suddenly awkward and tense. "What needs calibrating...is actually in my pants."

I stared at him, alarmed at his forward approach. Despite this, I felt something stirring inside the deepest parts of me....

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

What's going on in this thre-

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I hate myself

NSFW

Uh...

...uhh...

Hm.

...I got nothing.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Garrus entered the room and smiled. "Commander Trab," he said. "It's good to see you."

"Likewise, Garrus." I couldn't help but grin like a madman. His presence seemed to do that to me these days. "How have your calibrations been going? Any progress?"

"Actually, Commander..." he paused. "That's what I need to talk to you about. I need your help."

"Sure, Garrus," I said. "What do you need? Weapons logs? Additional parts from the Citadel?"

"Er, no." His gaze dropped from my face and he stared at the floor, suddenly awkward and tense. "What needs calibrating...is actually in my pants."

I stared at him, alarmed at his forward approach. Despite this, I felt something stirring inside the deepest parts of me....

I LOVE YOU
<3

 

[AcridMeat]

Mangled manhood is a modern classic.

Acid what was that thing at Peet's, the hot chocolate? I couldn't find it and I want it now more than ever.

 

[Prophet Steve]

Don't laugh. Shit's about to get nasty.



Maybe I can swing a dramatic reading later..



wow
such awkward
many fucks

Excellent, that will be nice to hear when I wake up.

Good luck this night, you all!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Excellent, that will be nice to hear when I wake up.

Good luck this night, you all!

Godspeed, sir!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I'm afraid of TDM's vengeance.

Said no one ever

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Said no one ever

Listen, you brought this upon yourself.

I did what you said and went from a smut connoisseur to a smut ARTISTE.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

And it brings a tear to my eye, Dragonz. Like watching Michelangelo pick up his first sketchbook and draw boobs.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Jesus, these Witcher 2 bosses are tough D:

I'm stuck on the second one

Spoiler

Draug

, and this fight requires a level of expertise I seem to lack.

This is why I'll never play Dark Souls.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

And it brings a tear to my eye, Dragonz. Like watching Michelangelo pick up his first sketchbook and draw boobs.

Oh don't worry. It gets better.

Just remember, it all comes back to shit.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Nothing like the feels of fresh sheets.

I need muchos sleepage tonight after about 10 hours since Friday.

Wish me blissful slumber guys.

Peas.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Jesus, these Witcher 2 bosses are tough D:

I'm stuck on the second one

Spoiler

Draug

, and this fight requires a level of expertise I seem to lack.

This is why I'll never play Dark Souls.

Dark Souls isn't so much about having a high level of expertise as it is being patient.

If you rush, you'll be boned.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Nothing like the feels of fresh sheets.

I need muchos sleepage tonight after about 10 hours since Friday.

Wish me blissful slumber guys.

Peas.

Goodnight! Sleep well.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Dark Souls isn't so much about having a high level of expertise as it is being patient.

If you rush, you'll be boned.

Yeah, I'm impatient in games.

Completely unrelated:

 

[Windam]

Jesus, these Witcher 2 bosses are tough D:

I'm stuck on the second one

Spoiler

Draug

, and this fight requires a level of expertise I seem to lack.

This is why I'll never play Dark Souls.

Have you installed the Combat Rebalanced Mod? I found it might the game way easier. Almost a joke easy, to be honest. Make use of your Oils and Potions! They make life so much easier in fights. And remember your signs.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

What's going on in this thre-

I'm dying

Edit: just read it. What the fuck, dragonz

 

[trab pu kcip]

guys, is 47 ronin any good

 

[MutFox]

guys, is 47 ronin any good

Have you ever watched Family Guy?
There's an episode where Peter takes some artistic liberties with the play "The King and I"

"47 Ronin" is "The King and I" from that episode...

:|

 

[Toa TAK]

guys, is 47 ronin any good

I knead to know this as well guys.

I mean, it's no biggie, cause I'm seeing The Lego Movie when that comes out.

 

[BlueBadger]

We played Cards Against Humanity on Skype last night.

"In a world ravaged by _old people smell_ our only solace is _death rays_."

This was my answer! LOLL one of my few good ones! It was so much fun OMG

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Friends don't let friends read fanfics.

:/

 

[Smiley90]

The best answer i've ever randomly had in CAH was

In a world ravaged by Barack Obama, our only solace is a bigger, blacker penis.

I don't think I'll ever top that.

 

[Windam]

The best answer i've ever randomly had in CAH was

In a world ravaged by Barack Obama, our only solace is a bigger, blacker penis.

I don't think I'll ever top that.

Well, you are a bottom.

 

[Dawg]

GOOD NIGHT FPF