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[Elektro Demon]

Well, the title says it all, pretty much. If your fav position isn't listed in the poll, well, I'm sorry, there's too many positions to list.
I like cowgirl. It gives the best view of boobs. What's yours?

 

[epicnemesis]

I don't know like 1/3rd of those so now I need to do some in field research before I can vote.

 

[cryptoadam]

If anything other than Doggy wins i call this thing as rigged as a DNC primary.

 

[Elektro Demon]

If anything other than Doggy wins i call this thing as rigged as a DNC primary.

There's gonna be a fierce battle between doggy and cowgirl, I think.

 

[sonomamashine]

Voyeur

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Lights off

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Cowgirl

 

[Hideous Snake]

Doggystyle baby

Lights off

So she doesn't see the small pipi?

 

[cryptoadam]

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

So she doesn't see the small pipi?

So you don't see her arbys meat.

 

[Elektro Demon]

So you don't see her arbys meat.

Is that some slang for fupa?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Is that some slang for fupa?

arby's meat - Google Search

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

LOL, I just watched this movie again last after this scene was referenced in a podcast

 

[YukiOnna]

arby's meat - Google Search

Was thinking about the position but now I'm just hungry

 

[Rockondevil]

So much doggy. I love it but you gotta give the "flatiron" a go, which I've always called prone or prone-bone.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

Depends on the girl, and my mood.

Cowgirl probably favorite. Amazing view, and get to watch the ad the girl loses control.
Love missionary and variations if it's with someone I love.
Doggy is good for a random thot with no tits, but why would I be fucking a random thot with no tits?

My favorite though is putting them up on the arm of my couch on their back. Can fucking go to town. Then flip em to their side, and then stomach. Rotating like a gyro, I just don't have a pan for all the liquids.

 

[Rentahamster]

I voted for all of them.

Variety is the spice of life, after all.

 

[infinitys_7th]

I honestly like good ol' missionary position. It's the best for kissing, and I'm all about neck and ear stimulation and her facial expressions.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I honestly like good ol' missionary position. It's the best for kissing, and I'm all about neck and ear stimulation and her facial expressions.

Sometimes, the old saying "if it ain't broke don't fix it" is true.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Well, the title says it all, pretty much. If your fav position isn't listed in the poll, well, I'm sorry, there's too many positions to list.
I like cowgirl. It gives the best view of boobs. What's yours?

The first post wins. Good view of the boobs. Good penetration and grinding action so she gets off.

 

[cryptoadam]

We also need a poll if any girls will actually read and respond to this thread LOL.

But everyone on GAF knows missonary and 2 feet away from your girl because thats all we can do with our 14 inch dongs.

 

[Elektro Demon]

We also need a poll if any girls will actually read and respond to this thread LOL.

But everyone on GAF knows missonary and 2 feet away from your girl because thats all we can do with our 14 inch dongs.

What girls, man? Gaf only has 2.
But it may be a good idea to summon them.

I summon thee Melon and -Arcadia-
Please bless us filthy males with your insight on this topic.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

ive done the butter churner once. it was terrible.

ive always known it as "the pile driver" though

 

[crowbrow]

The corona position. It involves using this suit and you need a large crowd.

 

[Elektro Demon]

The corona position. It involves using this suit and you need a large crowd.

Jesus christ what the hell is that?

 

[MastAndo]

 

[haxan7]

Why is jackhammer not on the list

 

[Richard Packer]

Why is jackhammer not on the list

Yup. Lay on top as I squeeze you tight and go to town.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Why is jackhammer not on the list

Never heard about it. What is it?

 

[Richard Packer]

Never heard about it. What is it?

Cowgirl after you get a little bored of her ride job. Let her lay on your chest as you go to town.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Chloroform rag-over-mouth. That get's them in the position I need them in.

 

[kingwingin]

Watching from the corner

 

[John Day]

I'm intrigued about this "butter churner"... what's it about?

 

[Elektro Demon]

John Day

 

[nush]

The corona position. It involves using this suit and you need a large crowd.

I see brap has dressed for the weekend.

 

[JordanN]

John Day

Resetera?

 

[Azelover]

Whichever way I get it I like it

 

[Barsinister]

 

[Stouffers]

I've always had a hard time with the "spooning" position.

Pronebone is hands down the best when it's time to finish.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Doggy.

 

[Kamina]

Jesus christ what the hell is that?

Stunning and brave people

 

[Papa]

The one where you lick my nuts

 

[hariseldon]

OP has never, and will never, get to experience any of these as it's an absolute certainty that he will never ever touch a woman. Even Rohypnol won't get him laid.

 

[AlteredForms]

You motherfuckers need Jesus!

 

[Tesseract]

You motherfuckers need Jesus!

imagine not already having jesus in your black heart

 

[Barsinister]

You motherfuckers need Jesus!

Says the guy with a Grimace fetish.....

 

[AlteredForms]

Says the guy with a Grimace fetish.....

That's how my face rests though.

 

[Helios]

Hand-holding.

 

[oatmeal]

I've been married for 12 years so I've tried it all.

And nothing beats thumb and forefinger in the dark beside a sleeping partner.

 

[EverydayBeast]

You gotta be willing to go through the full rotation of positions