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[Shantae]

If anything other than Doggy wins i call this thing as rigged as a DNC primary.

Why? I fucking hate doggy, because I don't wanna just stare at her ass/back of head. I like looking at her face, and seeing those tits. Cowgirl all the way.

 

[crowbrow]

You motherfuckers need Jesus!

Bring him

 

[crowbrow]

Why? I fucking hate doggy, because I don't wanna just stare at her ass/back of head. I like looking at her face, and seeing those tits. Cowgirl all the way.

The hair pulling though

 

[Rock And Roll]

Cowgirl because she does all the work and I can read my kindle

 

[cryptoadam]

Why? I fucking hate doggy, because I don't wanna just stare at her ass/back of head. I like looking at her face, and seeing those tits. Cowgirl all the way.

I think you aren't aware but I created the Butt thread on this forum.

that will probably explain why I like doggy...

 

[Shantae]

I think you aren't aware but I created the Butt thread on this forum.

that will probably explain why I like doggy...

And I was not aware, because I hang out mainly in the tits thread, lol

 

[cryptoadam]

And I was not aware, because I hang out mainly in the tits thread, lol

Thems be fighting words LOL.

If only there was a position where you could see the ass and tits at the same time.

 

[Foamy]

I think you aren't aware but I created the Butt thread on this forum.

that will probably explain why I like doggy...

Doing the Lord's work you are sir.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

And I was not aware, because I hang out mainly in the tits thread, lol

 

[John Day]

John Day

Ooooohhhhhh. Yeah never tried. On the list now.

 

[Grinchy]

The good old six-niner is a bit low on the list.

 

[darkestdame]

I'm lazy so cowgirl

 

[DESTROYA]

The kind with a woman

 

[nush]

MFF Threesome easily beats any solo stuff. so many more combos to explore.

 

[TaySan]

68

 

[neobiz]

The good old six-niner has a bit low on the list.

Taint for everybody

 

[Papa]

Why the fuck do Shantae and TaySan keep appearing in all the sex threads?

 

[Elektro Demon]

OP has never, and will never, get to experience any of these as it's an absolute certainty that he will never ever touch a woman. Even Rohypnol won't get him laid.

Mate, I've banged more hookers then you can imagine.
Since I'm paying, I did get to experience a lot of these positions.
And not those backstreet dimebag hookers. Real, civilized women with regular health checkups.
Something along these lines.

 

[MaestroMike]

Do u ever let those overweight/obese hookers ride u OP?? I'd be scared they'd break my pelvis like in that Futurama episode where fry and captain zapp brannigan banged those giant Amazonian women

 

[triplestation]

missionary

i am romantic

 

[Elektro Demon]

Do u ever let those overweight/obese hookers ride u OP?? I'd be scared they'd break my pelvis like in that Futurama episode where fry and captain zapp brannigan banged those giant Amazonian women

They're not overweight, they're chubby. It's a big difference. But I've banged slim ones too.
Sure I let em ride me. It's my fav position. I like it when it all jiggles and boobs bounce around.

 

[MaestroMike]

They're not overweight, they're chubby. It's a big difference. But I've banged slim ones too.
Sure I let em ride me. It's my fav position. I like it when it all jiggles and boobs bounce around.

Is it true that chubby chicks r like more hornier than slim ones??? Never been with a chubby broad

 

[Elektro Demon]

Is it true that chubby chicks r like more hornier than slim ones??? Never been with a chubby broad

Well, for hookers, it doesn't really matter cuz you're paying.
I had a chubby girlfriend back in the day and yeah, she was horny all the time. I never had a slim gf, so I can't really say the difference.

 

[Plies]

Reverse CG.
(but entirely dependent on her d*ck-riding skills)

 

[Rentahamster]

I also see that the Amazon is not listed. Y'all are missing out.

 

[nush]

Is it true that chubby chicks r like more hornier than slim ones??? Never been with a chubby broad

Chubby chicks being a great lay is one of life's universal constants. I've got laid in many countries around the world, it's true.

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[deafmedal]

69, bottom. I love having my face buried in muff, cheeks to squeeze and slap and spread. Love the pressure, love locking my legs around her head and thrusting, watching the convulsions from gagging and cumming...

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Posting pics of hookers you bang is legendary.

I tip my cap to you, sir. As I continue to fade into nothing I'll always enjoy these theads

 

[Barsinister]

As I continue to fade into nothing I'll always enjoy these theads

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Posting pics of hookers you bang is legendary.

I tip my cap to you, sir. As I continue to fade into nothing I'll always enjoy these theads

It's a thread about sex, have a fap and cheer up.

 

[Rentahamster]

I chose cowgirl but really I'm just down for whatever gets her off

Way I see it, I'm busting anyway, so

 

[Melon]

What girls, man? Gaf only has 2.
But it may be a good idea to summon them.

I summon thee Melon and @-Arcadia-
Please bless us filthy males with your insight on this topic.

whatever position makes me feel the most like i am nothing more than a useless object is my favorite. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

[Taxexemption]

Why? I fucking hate doggy, because I don't wanna just stare at her ass/back of head. I like looking at her face, and seeing those tits. Cowgirl all the way.

That's why you do it in front of a mirror.


I shouldn't be in this topic, I'm not sexually active and have no experience with any of this.

 

[Barsinister]

That's why you do it in front of a mirror.


I shouldn't be in this topic, I'm not sexually active and have no experience with any of this.

Change your profession from accountant to male stripper. It will do wonders for your manhood!

 

[O-N-E]

whatever position makes me feel the most like i am nothing more than a useless object is my favorite. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

[Taxexemption]

Change your profession from accountant to male stripper. It will do wonders for your manhood!

Despite being in the best shape of my life, I still doubt very many ladies wanna see me strip. I know you are probably joking but... I'm in the process of becoming Catholic. I'm actually convinced that the Catholic churches teachings on sexual morals are correct, even if I know I personally would struggle to follow them if given plenty opportunity not to.

 

[Barsinister]

Despite being in the best shape of my life, I still doubt very many ladies wanna see me strip. I know you are probably joking but... I'm in the process of becoming Catholic. I'm actually convinced that the Catholic churches teachings on sexual morals are correct, even if I know I personally would struggle to follow them if given plenty opportunity not to.

Try penis extensions.

Spoiler

Why you gotta' make me feel bad for shitposting?

 

[Melon]

WHAT

 

[Taxexemption]

Try penis extensions.

Spoiler

Why you gotta' make me feel bad for shitposting?

Don't feel bad, I feel compelled to respond to people in a serious way if it's a topic I've actually thought about.

 

[Barsinister]

Don't feel bad, I feel compelled to respond to people in a serious way if it's a topic I've actually thought about.

Friend. Please do not come into a Elektro Demon thread with anything near sincerity. It will only make you look foolish.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Friend. Please do not come into a Elektro Demon thread with anything near sincerity. It will only make you look foolish.

Why doesn't anybody tell me these things sooner?

 

[McHuj]

Sometimes I sing that outloud to my wife. She gets really mad cause it gets stuck in her head for the rest of the day.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Doggy style in my opinion... If you ain't grabbing her waist real tight while clapping them cheeks that breaks the sound of a Concorde going Sonic boom... You ain't doing right.

 

[bronk]

I don't see piledriver. :/

 

[Barsinister]

I don't see piledriver. :/

Here you go!

 

[bronk]

Here you go!

That was so awesome

 

[nush]

I'm actually convinced that the Catholic churches teachings on sexual morals are correct,

Ok, who's gonna tell him first?

 

[brap]

whatever position makes me feel the most like i am nothing more than a useless object is my favorite. That's all I'm gonna say.

That's a little misogynistic haha. You really shouldn't think like that lol. A pretty girl like you should never feel that way

 

[Ownage]

Butter churner. Own that pussy.