BigJonsson
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Blueberry! *drool*
I could go for some right now
Does McDonalds have blueberry pie?
I could go for some right now
Does McDonalds have blueberry pie?
THE ROCK (perched atop the ropes): "Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Rochester!"
(crowd pops)
THE ROCK: "Now, seeing as this is SmackDown, the Rock's show, the Rock is in the Thanksgiving spirit! He notices to his left, there is a table... full of... pies..."
(crowd pops)
LAWLER: "Oh yeah... we've got a lot of good pies down here, Rock! I think the Rock's gonna check out some of the pies!"
MICHAEL COLE: "They look good!"
(The Rock hops down to ringside and checks out the selection, as nearby females shriek and security at ringside beefs up)
CROWD: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!"
(The Rock offers up a people's eyebrow; look at the crowd shot and you'll see Mae Young chanting "Rock-y" as well)
LAWLER: "Well, they're chanting the Rock's name!"
THE ROCK: "Now the Rock says, there are many type of pies. There is apple pie..."
LAWLER: "Oh yeah, apple pie! Mom's apple pie!"
THE ROCK: "That's not bad. There is... pumpkin pie..."
LAWLER: "Oh yeah!"
MICHAEL COLE: "That's my favorite."
LAWLER: "Pumpkin pie's your favorite?"
MICHAEL COLE: "Yeah."
THE ROCK: "Pretty good pie to the Rock. There is also... pecan pie..."
LAWLER: "That's one of MY favorites, pecan pie!"
THE ROCK: "The Rock doesn't like that too much."
LAWLER: "Uh-oh..."
THE ROCK: "And of course, there is the Rock's all-time favorite, including Rochester's all-time favorite, poontang pie!"
(crowd goes nuts)
LAWLER (laughing): "What?!"
(The Rock holds up a pie with white icing and the word "poontang" written on it in chocolate icing)
MICHAEL COLE (laughing): "Check it out, King; look at this! Oh, my!"
LAWLER: "That's my favorite; poontang pie!"
CROWD: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!"
(Egged on by the crowd, the Rock swipes a finger across the poontang pie and sucks the icing off his finger)
LAWLER: "Uh-oh... the Rock is partaking of poontang pie!"
THE ROCK: "That's some of the best damn poontang pie the Rock has ever tasted..."
(crowd pops)
LAWLER: "And the Rock knows poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE: "I'm sure he does."
THE ROCK: "Now, seeing as the Rock is in a giving mood, Michael Cole..."
LAWLER: "Uh-oh!"
THE ROCK: "The Rock knows that you have never EVER had a piece of poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE: "How does he know that?"
LAWLER (laughing and pointing at Michael Cole): "You've never had any poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE (affronted): "How does he know THAT? C'mon, King..."
LAWLER: "That's true. It's true!"
MICHAEL COLE: "Yeah, you're gonna laugh right along with him."
THE ROCK (stepping up to the announcers table and setting the pie down in front of Michael Cole): "So the Rock says, for the first time in your life, try-- don't be afraid of the poontang!"
MICHAEL COLE: "I'm not afr--" (gives up)
LAWLER: "You scared of poontang?"
THE ROCK: "Here's some advice from the Great One. When you're ready for poontang, poontang will be ready for you."
MICHAEL COLE: "That sounds like something my dad would say."
(The Rock waves Michael Cole invitingly towards the pie)
LAWLER: "Try it! You might like it!"
(Michael Cole gets a fingerful of icing and licks it off as the crowd cheers him on)
LAWLER: "Do you like it?"
(Michael Cole nods)
LAWLER (looking up at the Rock): "He likes it! Mikey likes it!"
THE ROCK: "So Michael Cole, the Rock says, tell the Rock, along with the millions..."
CROWD: "...AND MILLIONS..."
THE ROCK: "...of Rock's fans how your first experience was with poontang pie!"
(The Rock shoves his microphone in Michael Cole's face)
MICHAEL COLE: "Well, I gotta tell ya, Rock--"
THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER how your first experience was!"
(The crowd pops huge as Lawler cracks up)
MICHAEL COLE: "What the hell are YOU laughing at?!"
LAWLER (giggling like a schoolgirl): "Hey, get some poontang pie from Mae and Moolah!"
(The Rock climbs atop the announcers table and strikes his pose)
THE ROCK: "IF YA SMEEEELLLLALALALOW! What the ROCK.... is cookin'!"
Outlaw said:
Meier said:Best bit in recent wrestling history.
Matlock said:You motherfucker, that's what I was thinking of when I saw the topic.
Jim Bowie said:Pumpkin pie + whipped cream is amazing. The Little Debbie snack Pumpkin Delights is pretty damn close to a delicious slice of pumpkin pie.
As a secondary choice... Moon Pie?
Pochacco said:Cheesecake is more of a custard.
Strawberry-Rhubarb pie is great! Especially with Vanilla ice cream! YES!
Pumpkin pie + whipped cream is amazing.
dai said:mincemeat