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Favourite kind of pie?

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Man, I just went to Rocco's on Bleeker street and bought an apple horse shoe. I don't know exactly what the fuck this thing is, or if it qualifies as a pie. But, I put some sliced bannana on it and it was fucking GOOD.
 

Scrow

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warm apple pie
 

B'z-chan

Banned
Mud, Apple(french, dutch, and swedish), Cherry, Strawberry, Keylime Cheesecake. I'm taking one of these with me to the grave. Man a mud pie sounds so good.
 

Jim Bowie

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Pumpkin pie + whipped cream is amazing. The Little Debbie snack Pumpkin Delights is pretty damn close to a delicious slice of pumpkin pie.

As a secondary choice... Moon Pie?
 

Seth C

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Cheesecake is BY FAR the greatest pie. It is so great, in fact, that someone saw fit not to bog it down with the pie name at all.
 

Meier

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THE ROCK (perched atop the ropes): "Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Rochester!"
(crowd pops)
THE ROCK: "Now, seeing as this is SmackDown, the Rock's show, the Rock is in the Thanksgiving spirit! He notices to his left, there is a table... full of... pies..."
(crowd pops)
LAWLER: "Oh yeah... we've got a lot of good pies down here, Rock! I think the Rock's gonna check out some of the pies!"
MICHAEL COLE: "They look good!"
(The Rock hops down to ringside and checks out the selection, as nearby females shriek and security at ringside beefs up)
CROWD: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!"
(The Rock offers up a people's eyebrow; look at the crowd shot and you'll see Mae Young chanting "Rock-y" as well)
LAWLER: "Well, they're chanting the Rock's name!"
THE ROCK: "Now the Rock says, there are many type of pies. There is apple pie..."
LAWLER: "Oh yeah, apple pie! Mom's apple pie!"
THE ROCK: "That's not bad. There is... pumpkin pie..."
LAWLER: "Oh yeah!"
MICHAEL COLE: "That's my favorite."
LAWLER: "Pumpkin pie's your favorite?"
MICHAEL COLE: "Yeah."
THE ROCK: "Pretty good pie to the Rock. There is also... pecan pie..."
LAWLER: "That's one of MY favorites, pecan pie!"
THE ROCK: "The Rock doesn't like that too much."
LAWLER: "Uh-oh..."
THE ROCK: "And of course, there is the Rock's all-time favorite, including Rochester's all-time favorite, poontang pie!"
(crowd goes nuts)
LAWLER (laughing): "What?!"
(The Rock holds up a pie with white icing and the word "poontang" written on it in chocolate icing)
MICHAEL COLE (laughing): "Check it out, King; look at this! Oh, my!"
LAWLER: "That's my favorite; poontang pie!"
CROWD: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!"
(Egged on by the crowd, the Rock swipes a finger across the poontang pie and sucks the icing off his finger)
LAWLER: "Uh-oh... the Rock is partaking of poontang pie!"
THE ROCK: "That's some of the best damn poontang pie the Rock has ever tasted..."
(crowd pops)
LAWLER: "And the Rock knows poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE: "I'm sure he does."
THE ROCK: "Now, seeing as the Rock is in a giving mood, Michael Cole..."
LAWLER: "Uh-oh!"
THE ROCK: "The Rock knows that you have never EVER had a piece of poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE: "How does he know that?"
LAWLER (laughing and pointing at Michael Cole): "You've never had any poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE (affronted): "How does he know THAT? C'mon, King..."
LAWLER: "That's true. It's true!"
MICHAEL COLE: "Yeah, you're gonna laugh right along with him."
THE ROCK (stepping up to the announcers table and setting the pie down in front of Michael Cole): "So the Rock says, for the first time in your life, try-- don't be afraid of the poontang!"
MICHAEL COLE: "I'm not afr--" (gives up)
LAWLER: "You scared of poontang?"
THE ROCK: "Here's some advice from the Great One. When you're ready for poontang, poontang will be ready for you."
MICHAEL COLE: "That sounds like something my dad would say."
(The Rock waves Michael Cole invitingly towards the pie)
LAWLER: "Try it! You might like it!"
(Michael Cole gets a fingerful of icing and licks it off as the crowd cheers him on)
LAWLER: "Do you like it?"
(Michael Cole nods)
LAWLER (looking up at the Rock): "He likes it! Mikey likes it!"
THE ROCK: "So Michael Cole, the Rock says, tell the Rock, along with the millions..."
CROWD: "...AND MILLIONS..."
THE ROCK: "...of Rock's fans how your first experience was with poontang pie!"
(The Rock shoves his microphone in Michael Cole's face)
MICHAEL COLE: "Well, I gotta tell ya, Rock--"
THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER how your first experience was!"
(The crowd pops huge as Lawler cracks up)
MICHAEL COLE: "What the hell are YOU laughing at?!"
LAWLER (giggling like a schoolgirl): "Hey, get some poontang pie from Mae and Moolah!"
(The Rock climbs atop the announcers table and strikes his pose)
THE ROCK: "IF YA SMEEEELLLLALALALOW! What the ROCK.... is cookin'!"

Best bit in recent wrestling history.
 

B'z-chan

Banned
Jim Bowie said:
Pumpkin pie + whipped cream is amazing. The Little Debbie snack Pumpkin Delights is pretty damn close to a delicious slice of pumpkin pie.

As a secondary choice... Moon Pie?

How the hell could i have forgot these two damnit. Moon Pie's Rock.
 

Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
Cheesecake is more of a custard.

Strawberry-Rhubarb pie is great! Especially with Vanilla ice cream! YES!
 

miyuru

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Pumpkin, and then apple. I like (especially bitesize) pecan tarts, but a whole slice of pecan pie is way too heavy.
 
Peach Pie is my favorite, but I can never get enough of Key Lime Pie. There's a few places out here in SF that serve it, including Hooters, but the next time I go back down to the southeast region, that's all I'm going to eat. I was watching Food Network today and some restaurant showed the viewers how to make key lime pie, and now I'm tempted to get a case of Key Limes shipped out here. :)

It's also been discussed that at my wedding, there will be no wedding cake, but wedding pie. On the RSVP, guests will be able to choose one of three flavors as their choice of pie. This is a non-negotiable item, my future wife would have to accept this as part of the event.
 

MASB

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Lemon meringue and pumpkin pies for me. Coconut creme pie is pretty good. Lime pie is okay, but too strong compared to lemon meringue.

To Drensch: Finally! Someone besides me that likes their pies cold. :)
 
I'm not really big on desserts, mainly because I barely finish my meals as it is. Probably haven't had one since last Thanksgiving. I like pumpkin, and banana cream though. Cheesecake is good too.
 

speedpop

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Christ you guys have some whacked pies. In Australia you either eat a meat pie with tomato sauce or you don't. If you don't you're a nancy.
 
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