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[SlimySnake]

Just saw this on Twitter and felt like sharing. If true, keys to life are really that easy.

EDIT: And I hit Submit too soon. Fuck. Ruined the entire title.

Title was supposed to be: Be Kind, Have Sex, Breastfeed, Sleep, and Exercise. Keys to a Happy Life.

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[AJUMP23]

Slimiest of Snakes

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

No wonder most of gaf are miserable fucks

 

[Kilau]

No wonder most of gaf are miserable fucks

That ass ain't just for whooping.

 

[Fbh]

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Just saw this on Twitter

This is the moment you should have stopped.

 

[SlimySnake]

This is the moment you should have stopped.

Nah, ive done so research on intermittent fasting, high intensity workouts, dopamine and cortisol, and they are bang on about that.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Nah, ive done so research on intermittent fasting, high intensity workouts, dopamine and cortisol, and they are bang on about that.

Stop min / maxing your life.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

Nah, ive done so research on intermittent fasting, high intensity workouts, dopamine and cortisol, and they are bang on about that.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Most people who preach about kindness are the first to be snakes. Just do it without shilling it.

 

[Doom85]

Rewind?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Have sex, sleep, and exercise is good advice. Be kind? Nah fuck off. Too many weirdos out there.

 

[Oberstein]

It's already too late for her...

 

[SJRB]

 

[winjer]

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I could use some of that oxytocin.

Those feels.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

So I won't get prolactin if I feed on some mommy milkers?

 

[RetroGamingUK]

 

[Lambogenie]

Basically have a normal, balanced life.

 

[Dacvak]

Be Kind, Have Sex, Breastfeed, Sleep, and Exercise

 

[JimmyRustler]

I think this drawing board advice is going more harm than good.

Deep down everyone knows what he or she needs to do to have a good life.

And no, there is absolutely nothing wrong with feeling bad sometimes.

 

[DaciaJC]

It's already too late for her...

I had a rough night at work but watching this instantly brightened my mood. Thank you.

 

[Solarstrike]

11.) Toadamine

("Sends you to outer space without leaving the ground")

• Toad licking I Peruvian vacation I Random walks through the forest

 

[GymWolf]

Any way that i can breastfeed as a dude to get some of that pro latin??

 

[squeakywheel]

I don’t think daily doses of adrenaline and cortisol are healthy. I think I’ll be skipping those.

 

[Audiophile]

Any way that i can breastfeed as a dude to get some of that pro latin??

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

So when does the daily multi-vitamin pill with a hit of all those come out?

 

[Sonik]

Title was supposed to be: Be Kind, Have Sex, Breastfeed, Sleep, and Exercise. Keys to a Happy Life.

I can do one of those!

 

[Sub_Level]

Ancient Chinese Proverb Say: It is good to meet girl in park but better to park meet in girl