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Was watchin From Dusk Till Dawn last night and was ending myself at Earl McGraw...

"PETE
Whatsamatter?

MCGRAW
Awww, it's just been a shit ass
day. Every inch of it hot and
miserable. First off, Nadine at
the Blue Chip got some sorta sick,
so that Mongoloid boy of her's was
workin' the grill. That fuckin'
idiot don't know rat shit from Rice
Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine,
was pukin' up pigs in a blanket
like a sick dog by ten thirty.
PETE
Isn't there a law or something
against retards serving food to
the public?
MCGRAW
Well, if there ain't there sure
oughta be. Who knows what goes on
inside a mongoloids mind?

PETE
You could sue the shit out of her,
ya know. That kid belongs under a
circus tent, not flippin' burgers.
You could own that fuckin' place.
MCGRAW
What the hell would I do with that
grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got
enough of a cross to bear just
taking care of that potato head.
Then all this Albiene shit
happened. You heard about that
bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?"


Quality stuff!

Some other favourites :-

Trainspotting :-
Francis 'Franco' Begbie: It was fuckin' obvious that cunt was gonna fuck some cunt.

Sexy Beast :-
Don Logan: "You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!"

The Big Liebowski (too many to mention!) :-
Walter Sobchak :-You have no frame of reference, Donny. You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie...

Walter Sobchak :-Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak : Don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!


John Goodman ruled that movie!

 

[Vennt]

The Big Liebowski (too many to mention!) :-
Walter Sobchak :-You have no frame of reference, Donny. You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie...

Walter Sobchak :-Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak : Don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!


John Goodman ruled that movie!

Hell yeah didn't he just, Now I've gotta post something else instead

Two of my favorites from Memento:

*Finds a beaten man in his closet*
Leonard: Who did this to you?
Dodd: You did.


Natalie: What's the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard: My wife...
Natalie: That's sweet.
Leonard: ...dying.

 

[impirius]

Raising Arizona: "I'll be taking these Huggies and uh, whatever cash you got."

Raging Bull: "I remember those cheers, they still ring in my ears and for years they remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one night I took of my robe and, what'd I do?, I forgot to wear shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, the worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. As you know my life was a jab. Though I'd rather hear you cheer when I delve into Shakespeare: "A horse, a horse. My kingdom for a horse." I haven't had a winner in six months. And though I'm no Olivier, if he fought Sugar Ray he would say that the thing ain't the ring, its the play. So give me a stage, Where this Bull here can rage, and though I could fight, I'd much rather recite: That's Entertainment."

 

[Kon Tiki]

Dark Helmet:
Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole:
I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet:
Who is he?
Col. Sandurz:
He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet:
I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz:
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet:
And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz:
He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet:
How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone:
Yo!
Dark Helmet:
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!