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Fellow American friends, do you really?

fran.fernandez

fran.fernandez

Member
I learn English watching movies, haven’t study it so I consider my English pretty bad.

My questions for my fellow American friends are;

Do you guys really masturbate with a sock in your dick?

Do you guys always have toilet paper and hand losion in your room?

Is Prom that big deal for losing virginity?

Mostly of your first sex experience is with a family member?

Are prom party really that stupid in a random rich parent house?

Peanut jelly sandwiches are real?

Do you guys put peanut in your private parts and let the dog do the job?



No, this is not an American pie movie plot. This is all Netflix teenager show.


First time i went to Las Vegas i was super disappointed, no sexy girls at casinos…idk what is true or not lol.


No offense 🙏🙏
 
TheInfamousKira

TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
fran.fernandez said:
I learn English watching movies, haven’t study it so I consider my English pretty bad.

My questions for my fellow American friends are;

Do you guys really masturbate with a sock in your dick?

Do you guys always have toilet paper and hand losion in your room?

Is Prom that big deal for losing virginity?

Mostly of your first sex experience is with a family member?

Are prom party really that stupid in a random rich parent house?

Peanut jelly sandwiches are real?

Do you guys put peanut in your private parts and let the dog do the job?



No, this is not an American pie movie plot. This is all Netflix teenager show.


First time i went to Las Vegas i was super disappointed, no sexy girls at casinos…idk what is true or not lol.


No offense 🙏🙏
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1. I masturbate into the open air. It's always an adrenaline rush gambling on whether it's going to dribble down my hand or shoot onto the floor.

2. Of course I do. I sneeze a lot, and dry skin is the literal devil.

3. Giga Chad's like myself lose their virginity LONG before prom.

4. If you're in Alabama, probably.

5. Yes, they are that stupid. Doesn't matter where they are.

6. Yes, PBN'J is about as American as assault rifles or eagles.

7. White girls fuck dogs. Similar to luring flies with honey, you gotta have something to bait the catch. I'm not a white girl or a dog, I heard from my friend. His dad works at Nintendo.

We also unbutton our pants after a large meal and clap to congratulate the food for not escaping the plate and taking it's role in the circle of life becoming a big red, white and blue dook gracefully.
 
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MaestroMike

MaestroMike

Gold Member
you like watching comedy movies made for teens OP?? superbad and hang over movies were pretty funny I also remember liking scott pilgrim vs the world and really enjoyed this is the end when I first saw that. you might also like sausage party can't think of anything else, but check those out you might like em
 
dr_octagon

dr_octagon

Banned
fran.fernandez fran.fernandez Hello my non-Americano friend, I have provided answers in Gif format for you. Sayonara (it means thank you in Italian).

Season 5 Bathroom GIF by Friends

Season 2 Artie Ziff GIF by The Simpsons


Season 4 Episode 13 GIF by The Office

The Simpsons Dance GIF
 
DragoonKain

DragoonKain

Neighbours from Hell
fran.fernandez said:
I learn English watching movies, haven’t study it so I consider my English pretty bad.

My questions for my fellow American friends are;

Do you guys really masturbate with a sock in your dick?

Do you guys always have toilet paper and hand losion in your room?

Is Prom that big deal for losing virginity?

Mostly of your first sex experience is with a family member?

Are prom party really that stupid in a random rich parent house?

Peanut jelly sandwiches are real?

Do you guys put peanut in your private parts and let the dog do the job?



No, this is not an American pie movie plot. This is all Netflix teenager show.


First time i went to Las Vegas i was super disappointed, no sexy girls at casinos…idk what is true or not lol.


No offense 🙏🙏
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Only if you have a really big dick hole. Would take a lot to stick a sock in your dick.

Only when you aren’t masturbating with a sock in your dick.

Prom is when you tell your girlfriend you lost your virginity but you really fucked her mom earlier that week.

With progressive families, teaching their kids about sex is big when they’re like 5 they’re already pimping them out as drag queens.

Prom parties aren’t stupid, they’re important in learning who is desperate enough to throw the party becasue they can’t get friends otherwise

Peanut jelly was discontinued after Mr. Peanut had gender reassignment surgery and went trans and could no longer produce the jelly
 
Nobody_Important

Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
fran.fernandez said:
I learn English watching movies, haven’t study it so I consider my English pretty bad.

My questions for my fellow American friends are;

Do you guys really masturbate with a sock in your dick?

Do you guys always have toilet paper and hand losion in your room?

Is Prom that big deal for losing virginity?

Mostly of your first sex experience is with a family member?

Are prom party really that stupid in a random rich parent house?

Peanut jelly sandwiches are real?

Do you guys put peanut in your private parts and let the dog do the job?



No, this is not an American pie movie plot. This is all Netflix teenager show.


First time i went to Las Vegas i was super disappointed, no sexy girls at casinos…idk what is true or not lol.


No offense 🙏🙏
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1) No. Not for me at least and I have never known someone that did use a sock.

2) I have both in my room right now, but not for the reasons it implies. My allergies are fucking horrible right now (toilet paper) and I always have a bottle of lotion next to my bed because I love wearing sandles this time of year so my feet are always dry and ragged as hell. I hate when my feet snag on my sheets.

3) It depends on if you are male or female and how sheltered you were before the event. There are a lot of factors at play there.

4) It depends on what you mean by that. For example the first ever porno mag I got was from my Uncle as a gift when I was 13 and he gave me the basics for "self care" since at that time my dad was out of the picture in my life. If you mean the actual activity itself then yeah that only happens in broken homes with fucked up individuals taking advantage of those who cannot defend themselves.

5) Yes they can be really ridiculous. It just depends on where you are. One of the rich girls at my prom showed up in a brand new Cadillac. That was her graduation present and the party everyone went to was back at their lake house. It was nuts.

6) Yes there are people who eat PB&J sandwiches, but they are weird as fuck in my opinion. Stuff is disgusting.

7) No. No we do not unless we have mental issues I guess?
 
Bernd Lauert

Bernd Lauert

Banned
I never understood the lotion thing until one day after sex my foreskin just wouldn't go back to its normal position for some reason. That shit was dry as fuck and also kinda painful.

I know, tmi :messenger_relieved:
 
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