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[AlphaSnake]

Anybody see the new the FHM? Some shots of Morgan are pretty decent...others are so caked up. Ugh. And then we have sweet ol' Katherine. Oh, man...how I'd love to get in between that perfect D-rack...*ahem*...excuse me. I've always thought Katherine was a piece of perfection. I watched that little indie/cult title 100 Girls just for her. She's so damn perfect it hurts. And I get this new issue of FHM and man, these photographers and make up artists are fucking morons. Can I describe them any other way? They caked her up, when she's a naturally gorgeous girl.

The Morgan Webb pics were posted before, but here they are regardless (Katherine follows):

In case of red x: http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/295/

 

[AlphaSnake]

In case of red x: http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/293/default.asp?area=&id=293&page=3

Edit: Is it me or are the pics not coming up?

 

[Teddman]

Morgan looks bad in those shots. She looked better at E3 without the FHM makeup hacks.

 

[Matrix]

I got the issue today and Katherine Heigl is one horny mormon and hot as f-ing hell

 

[RiZ III]

They made Morgan Webb look somewhat like a female. Thats quite the accomplishment I'd say.

 

[Socreges]

Morgan Webb can't do justice to the undue reputation of Morgan Webb. But I suppose she has that attainable/touchable quality that makes her more irrisistable than those honestly attractive.

Heigl is usually hot. But they really did cake her in make up and it looks like she's spent too much time in the sun.

 

[Firest0rm]

wtf, it seems wrong to see her in these pics.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

So this morgan webb....what's the deal? I know she's good looking...but what's with all the videogame ties?

 

[Fifty]

Having Morgan Webb next to Kathering Heigl is like having a piece of stale bread next to a juicy piece of steak.

 

[Matrix]

Having Morgan Webb next to Kathering Heigl is like having a piece of stale bread next to a juicy piece of steak.

:lol

 

[Azwethinkweiz]

So this morgan webb....what's the deal? I know she's good looking...but what's with all the videogame ties?

Seriously? She hosts a video game review show on techtv.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Oh, hehe, I don't watch much TV(no cable). So...ok.

 

[Great Wasabi Man]

they toned down the Tick jaw and man aura on morgan and that a problem?

 

[olimario]

Morgan Webb has and never will be good looking.
She has odd shaped boobs, a chubby middle, and a face that looks like it's had mutagen dumped all over it. Horribly distorted.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Morgan Webb has and never will be good looking.
She has odd shaped boobs, a chubby middle, and a face that looks like it's had mutagen dumped all over it. Horribly distorted.

She's so much hotter than your gf, it's not even funny.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

There was a time that I thought Morgan was crazy fly but it's passed.

She's oversaturated, like Linsday Lohan on a smaller but still appropriate scale

 

[NohWun]

Morgan looks best in pic 4, I think. At least for her face, anyway.

She looks fairly good, though not perfect.

This is just my opinion, of course, just like any statements concerning "beauty".

 

[Rorschach]

Morgan Webb has and never will be good looking.
She has odd shaped boobs, a chubby middle, and a face that looks like it's had mutagen dumped all over it. Horribly distorted.

She's so much hotter than your gf, it's not even funny.

I agree with both these posts.

They did make Katherine Heigl look kinda bad.

Holy crap, that's nasty. Has she been to a headshrinker? Jebus...looks like a monster.

 

[Idle Will Kill]

Haha, the airbrushing in pic #4 is so ridiculous.

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Just to do fair Katherin justice :-

and my favourite :-

*drool*

 

[Ill Saint]

Has she been to a headshrinker? Jebus...looks like a monster.

:lol

 

[Blinky]

Webb's Maxim shoot was so much better.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Katherine doesnt look too bad. Just a little too tan. Some people just arent meant to be so damned tan.

but that pic of her with the long black gloves on up there.....me likey!

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Brian Fellows :-

but that pic of her with the long black gloves on up there.....me likey!

You sir, have good taste!

 

[Brian Fellows]

Yes I tell myself that all the time. I've been a fan of hers ever since I saw some old Disney movie where her and her nerdy sister switch bodies.

 

[tedtropy]

While I still find something attractive about Morgan, I will agree she doesn't hold a candle to Katherine and her twin peaks of justice.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Webb's Maxim shoot was so much better.

Really? I thought just the opposite. Those socks in Maxim ruined it for me. She seemed to show more skin in this one. I am not remembering the Maxim shoot that well though. I also like how they did her hair in FHM as to take away attention from the jawline.

 

[AlphaSnake]

YES! :rock

 

[evil ways]

Bleh, I compare Morgan Webb's looks to a garbage bag ripping open while you're taking it out and dripping garbage water all over your feet.

 

[olimario]

She's so much hotter than your gf, it's not even funny.

No. She looks like a mutant with the shoulders of a middle linebacker.

 

[Fifty]

Flah.

 

[Mike Works]

Well then slap my ass and call me a Sentinal, because if that's what a mutant looks like, then I'm going to go live in the sewers.

And yes, I'm aware that I altered the use of 'mutant' from x-men to deranged sewer freak in mid sentence. I'm allowed to do these things.

 

[Phoenix]

No. She looks like a mutant with the shoulders of a middle linebacker.

Yeah, with that costume she looks straight out of XMen

 

[Mike Works]

Yeah, with that costume she looks straight out of XMen

I assume you're talking about Webb, because that other chick looks straight out of the de-compression chamber

 

[Phoenix]

I assume you're talking about Webb, because that other chick looks straight out of the de-compression chamber

Yeah, I was referring to Webb.

 

[dskillzhtown]

No. She looks like a mutant with the shoulders of a middle linebacker.

About the only thing on Morgan I don't like is her jawline and her attitude. But you are criticizing her shoulders? I really don't see shit wrong with them.