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FHUTA shirt aftermath. WELLINGTON CLONES ABOUND

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Matlock

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A few people asked me what my shirt meant. I told them. Notables below.

1. 20-ish girl. "That's not even nice."
2. 20-ish girl. "Yeah, fuck relationships right up the ass. They're so not worth it."**
3. 50-ish white guy. "Haha, that's awesome."****

**She later told her friends this, and some girl exclaimed "Fuck her up the ass?!" Funny stuff.

****He later told his family the tale, including his son, wife, and two daughters, son was in ninth grade and looked exactly like CK. No lie. Daughter was nine or so. Second daughter, I think she's a college freshman, and kind of cute.

So I have my door open, and they're wondering how to set up the room (horrible initial setup), so I show them mine. He drags his entire family, and we talk for a little bit. Who knew that an obscene gesture could be a universal icebreaker?
 
W

Willco

Hollywood Square
I am about to make a FHUTA shirt with this screen:

fhuta.jpg
 
S

Scrow

Still Tagged Accordingly
It'd be great if one day I am watching a porno in which someone was wearing that shirt.

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fart said:
i hope the m is for mom
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I hope the "H" is for "her", rather than "him".
 
R

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Now that's a shirt I could wear proud, Wilco.
 
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have you guys ever stopped to think about actually FHUTA or anyone for that matter?? For the female (or male), it's not a very pleasant experience and any guy who cares for his girl wouldn't want to put her through that pain.

So please, let's put an end to this madness and change this acronym to FHUTP. This way everyone (except gay guys) can do the dance of joy!
 
M

Malleymal

You now belong to FMT.
Honestly I can see this going somewhere FAST... lets just make up more like the sponge bob one and get out there.... and people will go wild... and one of us get front row seats at a WWE event and wear it, along with a sign... and it will all BEGIN
 
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Manabanana

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Hrmm, actually...My dad and I are about to start a screen printing internet thing (professionally done, not some home do-it-yourself screen printing). If enough people would buy some shirts we'd print 'em. You guys should come up with some designs (preferably not using copyrighted characters such as sponge bob...) and I'll get 'em printed. I'd proudly sport a MAF shirt. Red ink on a black shirt...Just an idea...
 
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GG-Duo

Member
How difficult is it to learn Screen Printing? I'm very interesting in doing something like that at some point in my life, so I'm researching into it right now.
 
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Manabanana

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GG-Duo said:
How difficult is it to learn Screen Printing? I'm very interesting in doing something like that at some point in my life, so I'm researching into it right now.
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My dad's friend owns a screen printing company, and I know the inner-workings of it. I think the maximum number of ink colors we can do on a single shirt is 3 (maybe 5). An image is taken into Photoshop and we use the magic wand tool to seperate the image into different color layers. The machine reads the color layers and applies them accordingly to make a complete image. If you're doing it by hand, you can buy stuff at an art supply store or a craft store. You'll need a rectangular wooden frame with a screen in the middle, screen paint, and a paint squeegee thing. You'll have to make stencils for each color you use. Tape the stencil to the bottom of the screen with the shirt under that, then squeegee paint over the top.
 
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mrklaw

MrArseFace
have you guys ever stopped to think about actually FHUTA or anyone for that matter?? For the female (or male), it's not a very pleasant experience and any guy who cares for his girl wouldn't want to put her through that pain.
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Now, while I haven't tried it personally, lots of gay guys seem to enjoy it, so there must be something in it (unless they just put up with receiving just so they get a go at giving?)
 
DCX

DCX

DCX
- 6.8
- MAF
- The OT
- C-
- FHUTA
- DCX ;)

Shirts would rock as long as they were high quality and have all sizes...

DCX
 
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FreakyFink

Member
Manabanana said:
Hrmm, actually...My dad and I are about to start a screen printing internet thing (professionally done, not some home do-it-yourself screen printing). If enough people would buy some shirts we'd print 'em. You guys should come up with some designs (preferably not using copyrighted characters such as sponge bob...) and I'll get 'em printed. I'd proudly sport a MAF shirt. Red ink on a black shirt...Just an idea...
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I've worked with a business plan for a screen printing business and am somewhat familiar with the process. Just an FYI, the MAF shirt would require two colors. White would have to be layed down underneath the red. Otherwise, the red color would look off-shade on a black shirt.
 
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Manabanana

Member
FreakyFink said:
I've worked with a business plan for a screen printing business and am somewhat familiar with the process. Just an FYI, the MAF shirt would require two colors. White would have to be layed down underneath the red. Otherwise, the red color would look off-shade on a black shirt.
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Cool! Thanks for the advice!
 
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FightyF

Banned
I've bought a nice Lexmark (around $800 US) and a heat press ($1000 US) to make Ts and whatever, it was really cheap and you can get started right away.

It's great because you aren't limited by the amount of colours, meaning you can put photos or whatever you spit out of Photoshop/Paintshop onto the shirts.

I've sent the equipment to my friend in Edmonton since the distributor for shirts was up there, he's planning to get some silk screening equipment too.

It's cheap, easy and works well with images. I'd recommend taking a look at doing that before moving on to silk screened shirts.
 
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impirius

Member
What do you call those things on which the picture changes depending on your angle? Because those would be the key to an awesome megarolleyes shirt.
 
M

Matlock

Banned
Raoul Duke said:
I'd wear the MAF shirt, but only if it was just the face on a black shirt. It would make a great button, too!
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Agreed. I'll go back down to the screen printers' shop eventually...meaning once I get some income rolling. However, the MAF facial features on a red shirt would work nicely too....so I dunno about whether to use a black shirt or not.
 
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Triumph

Banned
Manabanana said:
Awesome. Give it a couple weeks and I'll have an online store set up for 'em.
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Make sure you have 2XL for us fatties, mkay?

Also, does anyone have the Che Guevara MAF photoshop? That would be awesome too.
 
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