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[Brannon]

Waitaminit...

Read it all the way down to the last line. I don't think anymore needs to be said. I now know that it is okay do to the same things my friends do, even if it is beyond stupid. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

 

[The Faceless Master]

WHAT

THE

FUCK!?

 

[Justin Bailey]

Since Bargfrede fell (JUMPED, HE FUCKING JUMPED LIKE A GODDAMN MORON, NOT "FELL"), the City of Orlando erected a partial fence but there's still room for someone to take a dangerous dive.

The family says that's not good enough and that both garages need to take responsibility before a garage jumper loses his life.

@%$&@!!&%@@$

 

[AntoneM]

aww hell, this dumbass survived the whole thing? If I was God I'd revoke peoples living privileges for being this stupid.

 

[White Man]

I blame The Matrix.

PS. Tony Pipitone is a smokin' hottie.

 

[Kuroyume]

Kids like that deserve to die.

 

[MetatronM]

To be fair...take a look at the viewer poll:

"Do you think the garages should be held responsible for injuries sustained by "Garage Jumpers?"

Choice Votes Percentage of 11826 Votes
The Garages Are Responsible 297 3%
Garage Jumpers Are Responsible 11529 97%

Thank you for taking this Local 6 News survey."

 

[Brannon]

What's sad is that the 3% that voted for the garages taking responsibility cause 97% of the legal grief we experience nowadays.

 

[Flynn]

Death by an 8-story fall is preferable to actually LIVING in Florida.

 

[AntoneM]

Death by an 8-story fall is preferable to actually LIVING in Florida.

He's you there Florida, what do you have to say for yourself?
Florida: how big is his home state's penis?
Good counter. Flynn, how big is your home states penis?