I was just talking to Agent Dormer over IM about this. Here's what I said.
StrikerObi: I am going to sneak a gun into E3 this year
StrikerObi: AND SHOT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON FROM UBISOFT
StrikerObi: ALL OF THEM
StrikerObi: and then I am going to shoot their corpses, rip out their eyes, and shoot a movie of me skull fucking each and every one of them. I will then send copies of this tape to every family member of every Ubi Soft employee
StrikerObi: after the tape is finished running, it will explode, killing their family members
Agent Dormer: ...
Agent Dormer:
StrikerObi: dude
StrikerObi: there's a "Dark Prince"
StrikerObi: the image is split in half
StrikerObi: I'll bet you a dinner that the prince now collects souls or something similar, and upon collecting enough he goes into "ultra angst mode" where he turns into a dark shadowy figure and kills with 100x more efficiency and brutality
StrikerObi: fuck
StrikerObi: I just banged my head into the wall I'm so upset
StrikerObi: a bit too hard probably