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First time I'm home in two weeks.

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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I've been going out every night for the past 2 weeks. This is the first time I'm home. I feel all weak...and lonely...and sad. I wanna' go somewhere. =(
 
Wait, let me get this right. This is the first time you've been home at night in the last two weeks? You've been home during the day and stuff?

Well damn I was going to give you sympathy, but frankly, with this thread being nothing but an excuse to brag that you've been out every night for the last fortnight I don't think you deserve it.

No sympathy for you.
 
I have plenty of sympathy. I know a girl who does the same thing. She's out and about during all hours of the night, but her cut of the pay is only 20%.. so it kinda sucks ass, so to speak. What percentage does your Pimp give you, Alpha?
 
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