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[ThatStupidLion]

So my wife and her mother took the kids(2.5yo and 6 mo.) out of state. its just me and the dog (1.5yo).

not sure when theyre coming back - sometime early next week.

theres a chance I fly to them this weekend.

Work is at a standstill.

the foreseeable future is my oyster.

what should i do?

binge movies and shows?
grind a videogame?
check off some of the big house "to-do"s
host a wood chopping party with the neighborhood dads?
something else?

 

[#Phonepunk#]

get some shrooms

 

[Richard Packer]

Rent a VR headset and an Autoblow and catch up on lost time.

 

[cryptoadam]

(NSFW) Tits look so good on TV sometimes...

It makes me wanna smash someone other than my wife. What say you, GAF? 👨🏾‍💻

www.neogaf.com

(NSFW) Butt thread

Well we got a thread about Abs, we got a thread about hot or not, so how about the butt thread. You like em big? Small? Round? Flat? Post pics of your favourites. No discrimination here, men butts or lady butts. Someone should post that superman Butt. I aint gay but I gotta give that guy...

www.neogaf.com

 

[Amory]

Make grand plans and then instead waste the time watching random youtube videos

 

[TaySan]

Play some Halo 2

Have some fun to keep your mind off of it.

 

[Airola]

pizza
porn
alcohol
drugs
prostitutes

 

[Rentahamster]

You should give the house a thorough cleaning and renovation to pleasantly surprise her when she gets back.

Spoiler

this will be necessary to clean up all the semen due to your constant indiscriminate wild ejaculation from the imminent porn binge you will enjoy

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Sounds like a great time for a good ol fashioned Craigslist Invitational Orgy, to me.

 

[Nester99]

You should plan it out so you don’t veg out and look up to see you wasted half your time.

game and movie back logs? Can you set up a second tv to do both at once?

make sure to schedule chilling out in your underwear!

ordet some sweet snacks energy drinks coffee and really fuck up that old man sleep schedule with an all night game session!

have fun with it.

I did not mention masterbation as I assume it will be plentifuL.

 

[nush]

pizza
porn
alcohol
drugs
prostitutes

But make sure you have them in the right order, unlike this list.

 

[SpartanN92]

Play some Halo 2

Have some fun to keep your mind off of it.

If I had a weekend away from the wife and baby you’d find me 48 hours later in the same set of clothes still playing Halo 2 and probably getting ready to start compiling my montage
I’m gonna try to take some time this weekend to teach some PC scrubs how Halo 2 is really played

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

This is the weirdest problem to have.

You know all the things you always say, “if only I had the time to do that”?
Now is the time to do them.
Or more likely, to keep procrastinating them and just waste your days on the internet.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Hookers and a huge pile of coke.

 

[haxan7]

Basically this

 

[Airola]

But make sure you have them in the right order, unlike this list.

All at the same time.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

The last time I had a weekend alone I replaced two fluorescent tube troffers in my office with LED panels. It was a pain in the ass but worth it. Then I played my electric drums but used my big ass amp instead of my headphones. Then I watched Master and Commander with the sound loud enough to damage my hearing while drinking wild turkey

It was a good weekend.

 

[Can't decide]

Good weed, some dirty porn and a hand with stamina.

 

[Kev Kev]

lotsa jackin it

 

[TheMan]

Don't fly out there man, THEY'LL BE BACK. Plus you will needlessly expose yourself to potential infection

No no no. You take this time for yourself. Sleep in, watch movies, play some fucking video games. Jerk off 5 times per day, or until you dick gets raw. Order pizza with TOPPINGS YOU WANT, day drink and get fucked up, no compromises mother fucker.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Plant a food-producing garden and beat a videogame.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

So my wife and her mother took the kids(2.5yo and 6 mo.) out of state. its just me and the dog (1.5yo).

not sure when theyre coming back - sometime early next week.

theres a chance I fly to them this weekend.

Work is at a standstill.

the foreseeable future is my oyster.

what should i do?

binge movies and shows?
grind a videogame?
check off some of the big house "to-do"s
host a wood chopping party with the neighborhood dads?
something else?

Binge watch horror movies and get a 16 piece family bucket from KFC. Eat it all in one day.

 

[DKehoe]

Get a new wife on a temporary basis

 

[Mossybrew]

Less than three years and already this poor Joe has lost so much of his sense of self that he must come to an internet forum to ask a question as basic as what to do with some free time. There is little hope for such a domestic animal, we can only mourn another lost soul.

 

[mekes]

It’s time to get some nitrous oxide and graffiti around the house

 

[Darth]

 

[bucyou]

turn up the speakers and wank away

 

[triplestation]

first off turn your computer chair into this

get one of these

buy a shit ton of grapes and bread and cheese and wine and arrange them in piles in a basket around the chair

pay some crack hoes to fan you for $2/hr for the whole day

pay two crack heads $2/hr each to stand guard behind you

pay a single crack head $2/hr to be a jester

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Bask in newfound freedom.

Then watch the Chris Benoit story and take notes.

 

[plushyp]

OP when it finally hit him:

 

[Yoshi]

Play some Yoshi's Island

Have some fun to keep your mind off of it.

Fixed that for you!

 

[poppabk]

Turn the TV on and leave it on. The place is going to be so quiet it will drive you crazy.
Don't expect finally doing the things you have been putting off because your family were around to be half as rewarding as you think they will be.

 

[DESTROYA]

Do one of the big house to do things , just one so your wife can’t bitch about it later .
Then it’s a free for all to do whatever the hell you want.

 

[Grinchy]

Weed and hobbies/interests. There's literally no one there to tell you that you can't smoke some weed, eat a pint of ice cream, and fix the bathroom sink while blaring the music of your choice in nothing but your boxers without a care in the world if your little worm wriggles out.

 

[Cutty Flam]

This a chance to recharge boyo. Have some fun is what I’d do. Any video games you’ve had on your mind and or wanted to get started on?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

pizza
porn
alcohol
drugs
prostitutes

Ah yeah, high school was such a magical time..

 

[womfalcs3]

pizza
porn
alcohol
drugs
prostitutes

Live it up, OP.

 

[bad guy]

My wife kind of left me an moved out last month. She's often regretting what she did and may come back soon. I ordered some 1cp-LSD, which isn't illegal yet in Germany. Strong recommendation, but you should read up on the topic first and dose low for starters, like 50-100ug. It's not just fun, it can also help you "spiritually" (it's hard to find a word for it). Even weeks later I'm slowly morphing into a better version of myself.

 

[Knch]

My wife kind of left me an moved out last month. She's often regretting what she did and may come back soon. I ordered some 1cp-LSD, which isn't illegal yet in Germany. Strong recommendation, but you should read up on the topic first and dose low for starters, like 50-100ug. It's not just fun, it can also help you "spiritually" (it's hard to find a word for it). Even weeks later I'm slowly morphing into a better version of myself.

Forum name change when?

 

[Skyfox]

I would fucking LOVE if my wife and mother in law fucked off and took my daughter off my hands.

Seriously.

My wife is a nightmare. I'd love a month off for fucks sake. Are you seriously saying you'll miss cleaning and cooking and toddler books? Do you have a job?

How can I be in your situation? I'm lucky if I get 2 minutes headspace.

What did you do to get them to do this?

 

[Bullet Club]

what should i do?

Lemon Party

 

[Grinchy]

I would fucking LOVE if my wife and mother in law fucked off and took my daughter off my hands.

Seriously.

My wife is a nightmare. I'd love a month off for fucks sake. Are you seriously saying you'll miss cleaning and cooking and toddler books? Do you have a job?

How can I be in your situation? I'm lucky if I get 2 minutes headspace.

What did you do to get them to do this?

This sounds like most guys I know who are married. Maybe 1/4 don't talk like this.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Update:

1. TheSadRanger I've watched Rise of Skywalker for the first and last time. Ya know, I didnt hate it nearly as much as i thought I would. I think I would put it on equal footing ( or slightly below) with TFA. Aside from the handful of times where I audibly laughed or spoke out loud to myself at the BS idea/plot/dialog, it felt it had some decent underlying ideas that needed two previous movies to fully flesh out and take in different directions and develop. It felt a bit too summer block bustery to me. the signature disney in your face "equality" stuff was pretty heavy handed. I think TFA felt teh most star wars-y of the three, it just felt too recycled and not enough of what people were expecting. Its a shame how much they had to just fast forward huge plot points. anyways, glad thats over with. also,

2. I thought i was buying 2 gallons of ice cream for myself and my neighborhood friends, and only after the fact realized I had purchased 12 gallons. so now i have 3 gallons of coconut ice cream, albeit some of the best ice cream ever, sitting in my freezer. thats okay though because...........

3. after watching netflix's Have a Good Trip about psychedelics, ive listened to a few posters' suggestions and have procured a little bonus feature for my vacation

4. i've also split a shit load of hardwood.

5. visited my stone store and placed an order for 8 tons of fieldstone to begin my wall project this weekend.

 

[TheMan]

Update:

1. I've watched Rise of Skywalker for the first and last time. Ya know, I didnt hate it nearly as much as i thought I would. I think I would put it on equal footing with TFA. Aside from the handful of times where I audibly laughed or spoke out loud to myself at the BS idea/plot/dialog, it felt it had some decent underlying ideas that needed two previous movies to fully flesh out and take in different directions and develop. It felt a bit too summer block bustery to me. the signature disney in your face "equality" stuff was pretty heavy handed. I think TFA felt teh most star wars-y of the three, it just felt too recycled and not enough of what people were expecting. Its a shame how much they had to just fast forward huge plot points. anyways, glad thats over with. also,

2. I thought i was buying 2 gallons of ice cream for myself and my neighborhood friends, and only after the fact realized I had purchased 12 gallons. so now i have 3 gallons of coconut ice cream, albeit some of the best ice cream ever, sitting in my freezer. thats okay though because...........

3. after watching netflix's Have a Good Trip about psychedelics, ive listened to a few posters' suggestions and have procured a little bonus feature for my vacation

4. i've also split a shit load of hardwood.

5. visited my stone place and placed my order for 8 tons of fieldstone to begin my wall project this weekend.

lol, you guys went through 9 gallons of ice cream?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

lol, you guys went through 9 gallons of ice cream?

hahaha - no no no no, i bought a 1/2 gallon for myself, a 1/2 gall for someone else, and two 1/2 gallons for another..... each half gallon turned out to be 3 gallons each. d'oh! they were only 10$ though which was mind blowing and partly what contributed to why i didnt realize the size discrepancy.