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[Rajack]

http://www.wtxl.com/news/man-arrest...cle_a6c356e6-30af-11e5-9cea-03ef5ac2b182.html

TALLAHASSEE, FL (WTXL) - A Tallahassee man was arrested Tuesday after police say he stood in front of a car full of children in a McDonald's drive-thru and began masturbating.

Homer Williams was arrested for Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition by the Tallahassee Police Department.

The Arrest Affidavit says Williams walked up to the front of the car waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru on the corner of S. Monroe Street and Orange Ave.

Williams is said to have asked the mother and boyfriend in the front seats of the car for a cigarette and when they told him they did not have any, Williams continued to stand in front of the car and began masturbating.

Police say there were three young girls in the back of the vehicle, ages 13, 12, and 7 who all had a clear view of Williams.

Williams was still on scene when police arrived. Officers say during their interview with him, he said, "I didn't do anything towards nobody."

Police also say Williams was seen pointing into the vehicle, indicating he knew there were people in the car.

No surveillance video was made available to officers at the time of the incident but police say the restaurant manager told them the video would be available at a later date.

Williams was arrested and booked in the Leon County Jail.

Apparently he had a hard-on for McDonalds.

 

[Fracas]

He's lovin it.

 

[Data West]

This is some viral marketing for the all day breakfast menu.

 

[CSX]

He's DEFINITELY lovin' it!!!

EDIT : beaten lol

 

[Jams775]

Is there a Simpsons gif for everything??

 

[super-famicom]

Florida Man: Over 80 Million (subpoenas) Served

 

[Crud]

This is some viral marketing for the all day breakfast menu.

This one.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Obligatory bugs bunny gif

 

[Anoregon]

He's lovin it.

 

[LegalEagleMike]

He just heard about all day breakfast.

 

[jesu]

What a wanker.

 

[ElTorro]

Is there a Simpsons gif for everything??

 

[richiek]

Florida Man strikes again...

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

So he just walked up to the car and just went nutz? That's how it went down?

 

[Mimosa97]

Not enough protein in a Happy Meal. Florida Man to the rescue.

 

[Sullichin]

Well someone's gotta do it

 

[213372bu]

Not even a G/A/F

But yeah, if it wasn''t for family I'd get up and out of this state.

 

[ThisGuy]

"towards nobody" lmfao

 

[Fj0823]

Found the mugshot

 

[Vestal]

So evolution went like Homo-Habilis, to Homo-Erectus, to Homo-Sapiens, to Florida-Man.


Science would be proud.

 

[Zophar]

Florida Man

 

[super-famicom]

Found the mugshot

"Sshh! Don't tell anyone the secret sauce in this burger is my jizz."

 

[The Lone Courier]

Double cheeseburger ...I'd hit that.

 

[marrec]

Y'all this dude is clearly mentally ill and I'm offended that you're making fun of him.

Going to McDonalds isn't something that should be joked around about like this jfc

 

[Finaika]

Lewd.

 

[Magwik]

Missed G/A/F opportunity

 

[ElectricKaibutsu]

I would say thread title should have had g/a/f but we all already knew it was Florida man again.

 

[DOWN]

Florida man, how dare you

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

 

[Red Comet]

It's a free country.

 

[Arkos]

Found the mugshot

This works so well with images hidden so I had to click on it lol

 

[Jams775]

Well shit.

 

[Currygan]

inb4 secret sauce gags

 

[Mrs. Manky]

So he just walked up to the car and just went nutz? That's how it went down?

/Went/ nutz? He /busted/ nutz.

Also: Carpe Deez Nutz. Heh.

 

[CTLance]

He's DEFINITELY lovin' it!!!

EDIT : beaten lol

Just like his weenie.


But seriously. Just how fucked up do you have to be. I mean, yeah, it's Florida, but still. Poor kids.

 

[Zoggy]

G/A/F should be changed to C/S/N considering how it is almost ALWAYS FLORIDA

Central Florida, South Florida or Not Florida

 

[adamsappel]

Edit: Wait a minute, that's a little too on the nose. I think I've got a 'Shop here. Oh, well, i'm leavin' it.

 

[Twilight Gap]

That is not how you order a sausage and egg mcmuffin

 

[acrid]

Come on, GAF...40 posts in and so far no Bic Mac "secret sauce" jokes?

 

[Jarrod38]

Small, medium, or large?

 

[Bodacious]

inb4 secret sauce gags

Two whole beef patties ...

 

[……forgetit]

Missed G.A.F opportunity

 

[entremet]

Missed G.A.F opportunity

Shouldn't it be just Florida at this point.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

/Went/ nutz? He /busted/ nutz.

Also: Carpe Deez Nutz. Heh.

He carped them nutz!

 

[Dai101]

Missed G/A/F opportunity

Why? It's always florida.

 

[kewlmyc]

And of course it's fucking Florda Man.

 

[A Human Becoming]

Missed G/A/F opportunity

While I agree this screamed Florida.

 

[The Lone Courier]

Is this guy related to the wife of the shopping cart guy?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Lewd.

And lascivious.

While I agree this screamed Florida.

Yeah, I just saw the title and immediately thought, "It's going to be Florida."

 

[Magwik]

Why? It's always florida.

While I agree this screamed Florida.

It's still fun to guess