• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

Florida Man Stands In Front of Cars In McDonalds Drive Thru And Masturbates

Status
Not open for further replies.
P

PeakPointMatrix

Member
4cu53Nz.gif
 
N

ntropy

Member
Please don't create threads about news stories whose sole point is to horrify and appall people. This applies equally to stories about horrible events and to random, petty local tragedies of no greater significance. It makes people's experience of our community worse if they have to tiptoe in between threads about mundane atrocities just to participate in the OT. Real news stories of cultural import are fine, even when they're about something horrific happening, but if the right response to a story is mostly just "wow that's awful" it probably shouldn't get a thread.
 
T

The Lone Courier

Member
ntropy said:
Please don't create threads about news stories whose sole point is to horrify and appall people. This applies equally to stories about horrible events and to random, petty local tragedies of no greater significance. It makes people's experience of our community worse if they have to tiptoe in between threads about mundane atrocities just to participate in the OT. Real news stories of cultural import are fine, even when they're about something horrific happening, but if the right response to a story is mostly just "wow that's awful" it probably shouldn't get a thread.
Click to expand...

You say that in a forum where the most popular threads right now are about a woman using shopping carts as a blockade, 2 threads dealing with the human ass, and giant man babies. Okay.
 
D

Dai101

Banned
ntropy said:
Please don't create threads about news stories whose sole point is to horrify and appall people. This applies equally to stories about horrible events and to random, petty local tragedies of no greater significance. It makes people's experience of our community worse if they have to tiptoe in between threads about mundane atrocities just to participate in the OT. Real news stories of cultural import are fine, even when they're about something horrific happening, but if the right response to a story is mostly just "wow that's awful" it probably shouldn't get a thread.
Click to expand...

2cZhiM4.jpg
 
Rajack

Rajack

Member
ntropy said:
Please don't create threads about news stories whose sole point is to horrify and appall people. This applies equally to stories about horrible events and to random, petty local tragedies of no greater significance. It makes people's experience of our community worse if they have to tiptoe in between threads about mundane atrocities just to participate in the OT. Real news stories of cultural import are fine, even when they're about something horrific happening, but if the right response to a story is mostly just "wow that's awful" it probably shouldn't get a thread.
Click to expand...

You're not modbot. So don't come into this thread and quote him directly.
 
S

Speevy

Banned
Was there like some closed white trash penal colony/mental hospital that all the other states let reside in this part of the country?


Every time a dog owner has sex with his pet, it's Florida man.
Every time someone falls into the spaghetti machine, it's Florida man.
Every time a baby is found inside a large grocery bag, it's Florida man.

I live in Florida's next door neighbor, and I've never met such people in my life.
 
C

CarpeDeezNutz

Member
Speevy said:
Was there like some closed white trash penal colony/mental hospital that all the other states let reside in this part of the country?


Every time a dog owner has sex with his pet, it's Florida man.
Every time someone falls into the spaghetti machine, it's Florida man.
Every time a baby is found inside a large grocery bag, it's Florida man.

I live in Florida's next door neighbor, and I've never met such people in my life.
Click to expand...

I think these crazy Florida threads are the result of crimes like that being public record as opposed to not in other states, I think someone pointed that out one time.
 
O

Order

Member
ntropy said:
Please don't create threads about news stories whose sole point is to horrify and appall people. This applies equally to stories about horrible events and to random, petty local tragedies of no greater significance. It makes people's experience of our community worse if they have to tiptoe in between threads about mundane atrocities just to participate in the OT. Real news stories of cultural import are fine, even when they're about something horrific happening, but if the right response to a story is mostly just "wow that's awful" it probably shouldn't get a thread.
Click to expand...
Florida Man pls
 
S

SapientWolf

Trucker Sexologist
Condom said:
They need to turn this into a comic.
Click to expand...
Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the Florida man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they fap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!
 
Rajack

Rajack

Member
SapientWolf said:
Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the Florida man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they fap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!
Click to expand...

This is amazing.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Army of Darkness (1993) and "The Long Night" from Game of Thrones are similar tales with stark differences.
0
983
Madflavor replied
Arizona man accused of faking own kidnapping to evade work
13
1K
Kamina replied
'Masturbating midget' calls mum 'black bastard' in road rage clash
16
2K
GymWolf replied
Rapper FBG Duck dead in Chicago shooting
2
60
5K
Vicetrailia replied
Woman arrested for masturbating in public continued in cop car
2 3
117
11K
Cato replied
Top Bottom