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WALL OF SHAME

 

[Mastadon]

WHAT A SHIT TITLE YOUR SHIT.

Ad Infinitum.

 

[Superman]

I'm laughing. And I don't know why.

Edit: Can you add me to the list of Man Utd supporters please? Pretty please?

 

[Wilbur]

you really think this is gonna fly

 

[Mastadon]

you really think this is gonna fly

Didn't you once use a thread title to call someone a cunt?

 

[Wilbur]

Didn't you once use a thread title to call someone a cunt?

and did it fly?

 

[Coldnoodle]

What have you done

 

[Freewheelin']

Yeah this title isn't appropriate :lol

 

[Messi]

I hope Real Madrid or Barca get Man United

 

[Mastadon]

and did it fly?

I believed it was edited to refer to you as a cunt, so yes.

It only lasted 10 minutes!

 

[jtb]

well that was quick

 

[Salvadora]

Arsenal are going to win the double.

 

[Messi]

Lol the title is already gone

 

[dc89]

I got here as fast I could.

 

[Mastadon]

Arsenal are going to win the double.

Emirates Cup and FA cup?

 

[Wilbur]

I believed it was edited to refer to you as a cunt, so yes.

It only lasted 10 minutes!

i told you it wouldn't fly

this is what happens when anyone other than epl makes threads

 

[kharma45]

Looks like I wasn't quick enough for whatever the title was!

 

[terrisus]

Champions League qualifications are well within reason, and the top of the league is within shooting distance.
It's a nice time to be a Liverpool fan.

 

[Mastadon]

i told you it wouldn't fly

this is what happens when anyone other than epl makes threads

True, this is basically Jupp's fault.

 

[Salvadora]

Emirates Cup and FA cup?

The Emirates Cup would technically count towards the 2014/15 trophy haul.

We'd be pre-season champions again.

 

[Meier]

Looks like I wasn't quick enough for whatever the title was!

You and me both. To Twitter!

 

[Broder Salsa]

I got my wish. Thank you mods.

 

[Wilbur]

Wooden I was going to make the title 'Claudemir for UEFA Golden Boy'

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden I was going to make the title 'Claudemir for UEFA Golden Boy'

Fuck him, he's all about drinking tequila. Will probably leave when the new big Argentine hope, Franco Mussis, enters the big stage and takes his position.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

My sincere apologies.

 

[Mastadon]

I really hope Man Utd get Bayern in the QF's. My nerves can't take this.

 

[Nilaul]

Paulo Machado has the best moutache in football. Shame we won't be seeing it more this year.

 

[Wilbur]

That moustache really was stunning. RVP please grow a similar one, you'll look gorgeous.

I really hope Man Utd get Bayern in the QF's. My nerves can't take this.

Fuck off man :lol, there's no way in hell we win it.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Bacon should be forced to return to his old avatar for his sin.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Paulo Machado has the best moutache in football. Shame we won't be seeing it more this year.

Honestly I want to buy him in FM, just so I can look at him all the time.

 

[Salvadora]

Great, now we're stuck with the Arsene Wenger of threads. Wait, no, I'm sorry. This thread held a title in the past eight years.

Before Salvadora complains again, I'm fully aware Wenger has won many titles in his career and even in the past eight years he has won great titles like Manager of the Month in September 2007, December 2007, February 2011, February 2012 and September 2013, as well as French Manager of the Year in 2008.

I'm fully aware that the only title this thread had was a shitty one, whereas Wenger has won plenty of those even in the past eight years.

Like Wooden said, it's fucking impossible with Bayern GAF, facts hold no sway.

Fucking hell.

 

[Mastadon]

Fuck off man :lol, there's no way in hell we win it.

Yeah but people said that about Chelsea.

I suppose it won't matter when we win the league though.

 

[K1LLER7]

I really hope Man Utd get Bayern in the QF's. My nerves can't take this.

Mate. We aren't winning anything. The only team we may have a chance against is probably Atletico or Dortmund (in current form)

 

[Clegg]

What was the pre edit title?

 

[Wilbur]

Yeah but people said that about Chelsea.

I suppose it won't matter when we win the league though.

I would be so absurdly delighted with knocking you or City out of the CL by way of winning it. Double fucking whammy. I can only imagine the tears coming out of Samir Nasri's little face.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Great, now we're stuck with the Arsene Wenger of threads. Wait, no, I'm sorry. This thread held a title in the past eight years.

Before Salvadora complains again, I'm fully aware Wenger has won many titles in his career and even in the past eight years he has won great titles like Manager of the Month in September 2007, December 2007, February 2011, February 2012 and September 2013, as well as French Manager of the Year in 2008. Technically that's several more shitty titles than this thread had.

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#FuckBayern

 

[dc89]

I knew finishing Ground Zeroes twice within 24 hours was going to make me go and watch the E3 The Phantom Pain trailer. Which just makes me want the game more than ever.

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!"
— Kazuhira Miller

Damn it Kojima. Don't make me wait any longer. Hold me Mahmoody.

Spoiler

Oh wait he's banned, he can't hold anyone, he is a The Phantom Pain.

 

[rvy]

Why can't you cunts ever make decent titles.



dc pls, I don't want spoilers u dickfart.

 

[luxstellarum]

Not sure I want United. They're kinda unpredictable.

They are the easiest you could get.

 

[Mastadon]

AHHHH the Michael Macintyre chat show is on my TV and I can't find the remote.

Help

 

[dc89]

Why can't you cunts ever make decent titles.



dc pls, I don't want spoilers u dickfart.

That's from the trailer you dick sniff!!

 

[ShogunX]

They are the easiest you could get.

I think Utd may have a chance against Dortmund. Anybody else and they are in trouble.

 

[luxstellarum]

Mate. We aren't winning anything. The only team we may have a chance against is probably Atletico or Dortmund (in current form)

Athletico? No chance.

Dortmund? Hmmmm, maybe?

 

[Clegg]

Next Ass Creed is set in Revolutionary Era France?

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

 

[rvy]

That's from the trailer you dick sniff!!

But.

I didn't watch the trailers.

 

[elseanio]

Would be fucking typical for them to win it after a shite season in the league (like us in 05)

If they did, they take 4ths spot in next year's Champions league?

 

[Wilbur]

Next Ass Creed is set in Revolutionary Era France?

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Will still be same old shit. AC4 was fucking rubbish. Only good one is 2.

 

[rvy]

Will still be same old shit. AC4 was fucking rubbish. Only good one is 2.

Not even 2 is good, they are all shite.

 

[Mastadon]

Would be fucking typical for them to win it after a shite season in the league (like us in 05)

If they did, they take 4ths spot in next year's Champions league?

Yep. It changes in 2015/16 though.

 

[Arnie]

Will still be same old shit. AC4 was fucking rubbish. Only good one is 2.

dat good taste club