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WALL OF SHAME

 

[Ingeniero]

The only cunt in this den is the OP

 

[Coldnoodle]

Now you've done it.

 

[rvy]

Didn't we go over the usage of cunt in the title a few times already :lol?

 

[pulga]

youre only 13 pages too soon you trollop

wes pls ban this man and give me the thread making privilege

 

[Broder Salsa]

Way too early you daft cunt.

and yes to what RVY says.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Didn't we go over the usage of cunt in the title a few times already :lol?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=494772

 

[Clegg]

P sure the title is gonna be changed.

 

[KidA Seven]

early

 

[Diablo Rosso]

This is early, six pages for 100ppp master race.

 

[Ingeniero]

6 pages early.
Wes close this awful thread pls.

 

[spidye]

moyes rein

 

[pulga]

LAMBDA GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN

 

[Lambda Pie]

shit, thought it was page 397, it's 387. lock and then unlock, Wes.

LEAVE THE TITLE, no "Moyes pun" or "Arsenal pun" pls.

 

[pulga]

LOCK AND DELETE TO OBLIVION

 

[terrisus]

Liverpool is top of the table.
Nice way to start a thread.

 

[Broder Salsa]

shit, thought it was page 397, it's 387. lock and then unlock, Wes.

LEAVE THE TITLE, no "Moyes pun" or "Arsenal pun" pls.

You blew your chance.

 

[D_prOdigy]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

 

[Wilbur]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

I can't breathe

 

[LTWheels]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

#dead

 

[pulga]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

i wish this thread stayed open if only for this joke to live on for eternity

 

[Broder Salsa]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

 

[Lambda Pie]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

 

[Elchele]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

:lol

pls. Just watched HIMYM finale, it was good, much better than the past two seasons. It should have ended long ago tho.

Also watched Hannibal last night. HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT SHOW

 

[subtles]

:lol

Silly lads writing off Moyes, he had this.

 

[Hixx]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

post of the year

 

[arkon]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

Bravo.

Worth opening the thread early for it

 

[Wes]

Well that's Lambda's FT making privileges done for the season.

 

[Vivalaraza]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

Oh

My

Best footy GAF moment ever

 

[Turok_TTZ]

I don't like the thread title. needs a pun or three.

 

[Yurt]

Looooooooooool

 

[rvy]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

You're assuming he didn't bust a nut willingly inside someone.

Assume nothing.

 

[K1LLER7]

I really wish someone would give Wellbeck a slap and tell him he is too talented to be as shit as he is infront of goal, its criminal, you can forgive him for missing but trying chips in a champions league knockout game when you have a third of the possession, not on. Hard to believe where Sturridge is now and where Wellbeck has faltered, he has all the natural talent in the world and genuine pace to worry defenders, it would be a damn shame if he ends up a burnout because he cant shoot.

He would be lethal if he could finish. You'd like to think he will learn from today to keep it simple whenever possible, but it's happened quite often over the past few years and he's still not improved. He is very similar to Sturridge except for his finishing. Sturridge has improved in that area whereas Welbeck still remains at the same level as before.

Love that he's not scared to carry the ball and run at players. Similar to Chamberlain vs Bayern. Welbz did a very good job at holding the ball up and breaking forward. Bayerns CB's didn't look very comfortable whenever a long ball came over. Boateng's defending when Welbz ran through was dreadful.

 

[GQman2121]

Anyone ever read Number The Stars in grade school? That's my only experience with Denmark....

 

[Wilbur]

Welbz was troubling Martinez all night. Think he could give Dante a hard time as well, he's a clumsy fuck

 

[Lambda Pie]

Well that's Lambda's FT making privileges done for the season.

rvy, brother, when Jesus win the title, you know what to do.

|OTXX| Jesus saves

do it for the Rock.

 

[rvy]

rvy, brother, when Jesus win the title, you know what to do.

|OTXX| Jesus saves

do it for the Rock.

 

[Lambda Pie]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

I can't breathe

#dead

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

i wish this thread stayed open if only for this joke to live on for eternity

post of the year

Bravo.

Worth opening the thread early for it

Oh

My

Best footy GAF moment ever

envious of my fertility innit.

 

[Splatt]

I really wish someone would give Wellbeck a slap and tell him he is too talented to be as shit as he is infront of goal, its criminal, you can forgive him for missing but trying chips in a champions league knockout game when you have a third of the possession, not on. Hard to believe where Sturridge is now and where Wellbeck has faltered, he has all the natural talent in the world and genuine pace to worry defenders, it would be a damn shame if he ends up a burnout because he cant shoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9SOUOiNHQ

It's hard to believe he was coached by the legend Ruud Van Nistelrooy in the fine arts of putting the ball behind goalkeepers ass and into the net.

 

[Salvadora]

The thread title is killing me.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Lambda lol. He was probably celebrating Benfica's treble last season too.

 

[K1LLER7]

lambda the last time you came this early you accidentally had a daughter

 

[Lambda Pie]

Wes, i've been watching West Ham matches and you betray me like this?

 

[L1NETT]

That title

that post

Good stuff folks.

Football

Spoiler

thread

is alive.

 

[WJD]

The more I think about it the more irritated I am that we conceded. 1-0 going to Germany would have put us in a perfect position for Moyes to work his underdog magic but as it is, I worry it's just too much to ask to go out and score the 2+ goals we'd need.

 

[K1LLER7]

Welbz was troubling Martinez all night. Think he could give Dante a hard time as well, he's a clumsy fuck

True. If we had a better attackers on the wings I think we could have got another goal. Fellani was average today. Slow on the ball, couldn't control it. Got out muscled and out jumped by players smaller than him.

We need big Willy C.

 

[Scum]

Moyes and his tactics are working out for him in Yurop. He's going to win the Champions' League.

 

[Facism]

lambda's potent ejaculate the story of the moment, ey? bet it flows thick like nan's homemade gravy.

 

[Wilbur]

The more I think about it the more irritated I am that we conceded. 1-0 going to Germany would have put us in a perfect position for Moyes to work his underdog magic but as it is, I worry it's just too much to ask to go out and score the 2+ goals we'd need.

Mate. 1-0. Believe.

Killer, Fellaini was fucking shite. So slow. Just ambled around while Bayern just moved around him. Was mad watching how fucking lost he looked

 

[Vivalaraza]

Pique out for a month.

Atletico double is on.