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Thanks to Baconsaurus Rex

and WoodenLung

for the banner pictures.

 

[Naughty God]

Spot sold to:

 

[Vivalaraza]

SHIT TITLE

/obligatory

 

[Lunchbox]

what a shit title

not surprising from someone with such shit taste

 

[Freewheelin']

Fry pls

Awful title lol

 

[Salvadora]

I don't know what I expected.

 

[dc89]

Frynei this title is wank

 

[Fry]

 

[rodvik]

Excellent title. I support PSG and Monaco.

 

[Salvadora]

If you were Arsene Wenger what would you do right now?

I would get of the phone to Ian Ayre and tell him to pack Suarez's bags.

Dump £40m in bin bags outside his office.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Jesus Christ what a load of shite

 

[Sviatoslav]

And he made this thread 300 posts too early just so he could get his shitty title in. But then again you can't expect much from a two team cunt.

 

[Lambda Pie]

shite title.

 

[dc89]

Rodwell on Pellegrini: "It’s going to take time to get used to the manager’s style of play. He likes us to press high up and press in numbers. Get the ball back as soon as possible and then play simple football. I think that’s the way to play at the moment."

 

[Tc91]

Please ban him from making threads, that title holy shit.

 

[Yurt]

 

[Clydefrog]

You guys post so fucking much in this thread that shit titles shouldn't really bother you. We'll have a new thread in no time.

 

[kharma45]

Shit title.

Another good episode of BoB - fuck this show is amazing.

Spoiler

for Pvt Jackson, loved the helplessness of the other solders.

Pretty weird to see Colin Hanks in this!

Who the fuck is

Spoiler

Private Jackson

again?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Shit title, lazy OP, fuck Bayern, fuck Brazil, fuck Dexter, fuck Homeland, and fuck The Killers

 

[Timurid]

Awesome title! GO homeland! fuck the haters!

add this to the OP

 

[Fry]

Jesus Christ what a load of shite

And he made this thread 300 posts too early just so he could get his shitty title in. But then again you can't expect much from a two team cunt.

Is this all because of a thread title made in good spirit? My god.

At least I didn't make it based on a team I support, like the last 5 OTs.

 

[Salvadora]

Yet the only thing it won Arsenal is a chance to compete in a competition they have little chance of winning.

It's a winning mentality nonetheless. When the chips were down the player's grinded out wins when they looked unlikely.

It was humiliating dropping out of the cups this year. I'm not excusing that.

 

[L1NETT]

Meh better than some Moyes bullcrap.

 

[Lambda Pie]

this cunt forgot to add the summary poem.

The Wild Moyes is calling
And Garay is on his way
Fabregas is staying put
Sad news for Moyes today

The Wild Moyes is fuckin scared
Now that Mourinho is back in town
All of England belongs to him
As New Jack City to Nino Brown

The Wild Moyes is confused
The supporters follow the intrigue
The only thing certain for Moyes
Is a spot on Europa League

Wild Moyes will remain titleless
As he descents through the ranks
This cunt training Man United
Is like fuckin and shooting blanks

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Awesome title! GO homeland! fuck the haters!

add this to the OP

1) Spot the Bill Oddie
2) You'd think Ibra would be more prominent since he carried them to the title

 

[Gareth Bale]

Juved

 

[Lunchbox]

At least I didn't make it based on a team I support, like the last 5 OTs.

of course you didnt

how would you fit the multiple teams you "support" in one awful title

 

[Pachimari]

Okay, I just asked this in the other thread but might as well post it in the new one here.

Which are the biggest transfers this summer so far? I'm mostly only up-to-date with Real Madrid transfers.

Cavani (Napoli > PSG)
Falcao (Atletico de Madrid > Monaco)
Hulk (Zenit > Monaco)
Moutinho (Porto > Monaco)
James (Porto > Monaco)
Neymar (Santos > Barcelona)
Tevez (City > Juventus)
Thiago (Barcelona > Bayern)
Götze (Borrusia > Bayern)

What other big transfers has happened?

EDIT:
And wow, I see there's a LOT of Real Madrid fans in here since the last time I checked. Are any of you ONLY a fan of Real Madrid or are all of you also supporting another club?

 

[Vivalaraza]

You guys post so fucking much in this thread that shit titles shouldn't really bother you. We'll have a new thread in no time.

Don't be rude.

 

[jtb]

I think Arsenal is actually pretty stacked when it comes to strikers. What we need is a DM, some defenders, maybe another Cazorla-level attacking midfielder, and, most importantly, a change in fucking formation. Fuck this 4-2-3-1. we've won fuck all with it for the past 8 years. Giroud is way too fucking slow to lead the line, Podolski can't hold the ball up, but at least you stick the two of them up front together... who knows, we might score some goals.

also it'll give Walcott a couple games up front too so he doesn't have to wheel out his annual garbage about "oh boo hoo thierry henry was my idol wenger told me this is the year blah blah give me more money"

 

[GorillaJu]

There weren't any good ideas for thread titles in the last thread anyway. Plus every time someone comes up with a good title, like when many agreed Newcastle: Les Miserables should be our OT, some cunt jumped in and made one about their own team.

We're doomed forever guys.

The last good thread title was "A Street Ass Named Premier". You're welcome for that by the way.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Okay, I just asked this in the other thread but might as well post it in the new one here.

Which are the biggest transfers this summer so far? I'm mostly only up-to-date with Real Madrid transfers.

Cavani (Napoli > PSG)
Falcao (Atletico de Madrid > Monaco)
Hulk (Zenit > Monaco)
Moutinho (Porto > Monaco)
James (Porto > Monaco)
Neymar (Santos > Barcelona)
Tevez (City > Juventus)
Thiago (Barcelona > Bayern)
Götze (Borrusia > Bayern)

What other big transfers has happened?

You missed Isco and the massive €75m deal for Illaramendi.

 

[Dazzler]

Put me down as a Liverpool fan plsssssss

 

[Naughty God]

There weren't any good ideas for thread titles in the last thread anyway.

Fletcher has AIDS.

Put me down as a ManYoo and Charlton fan, OP.

 

[Sage00]

Guys, we have a new Paul the Octopus.

Cliftonville 0 Celtic 3
Lustig 25′ Samaras 31′ Forrest 84′

 

[rodvik]

Is this all because of a thread title made in good spirit? My god.

At least I didn't make it based on a team I support, like the last 5 OTs.

Fuck the haters man.

Dose the kids down with Bayern victory images till they quieten down.

 

[Freewheelin']

Shit title.



Who the fuck is

Spoiler

Private Jackson

again?

Spoiler

he gets hit in the face by shrapnel from his own grenade. No one important really :lol

Was a sad death anyway. Also it looked like Doc Roe was choking him to death, was this the case and lt (forgot his name lol) lied to Winters?

 

[Bumhead]

Fans of more than one club should be banned.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Okay, I just asked this in the other thread but might as well post it in the new one here.

Which are the biggest transfers this summer so far? I'm mostly only up-to-date with Real Madrid transfers.

Cavani (Napoli > PSG)
Falcao (Atletico de Madrid > Monaco)
Hulk (Zenit > Monaco)
Moutinho (Porto > Monaco)
James (Porto > Monaco)
Neymar (Santos > Barcelona)
Tevez (City > Juventus)
Thiago (Barcelona > Bayern)
Götze (Borrusia > Bayern)

What other big transfers has happened?

Toure to Liverpool (Free)
Aspas to Liverpool (£7m)
Alberto to Liverpool (£6m)
Mikhtaryan to Dortmund (30 pieces of silver)

 

[ShogunX]

I think Arsenal is actually pretty stacked when it comes to strikers. What we need is a DM, some defenders, maybe another Cazorla-level attacking midfielder, and, most importantly, a change in fucking formation. Fuck this 4-2-3-1. we've won fuck all with it for the past 8 years. Giroud is way too fucking slow to lead the line, Podolski can't hold the ball up, but at least you stick the two of them up front together... who knows, we might score some goals.

also it'll give Walcott a couple games up front too so he doesn't have to wheel out his annual garbage about "oh boo hoo thierry henry was my idol wenger told me this is the year blah blah give me more money"

What about replacing Sagna and Szczesny?

 

[Clegg]

Article which will be in tomorrows Guardian

Arsenal join Chelsea in battle for Manchester United's Wayne Rooney

Can we start a bidding war please?

Bonus United bit:

Ed Woodward, United's executive vice-chairman, has left the tour in Sydney to return to Europe to attend to urgent transfer business. The club have an interest in David Luiz, together with Everton's Marouane Fellaini and Leighton Baines but the top target is Fábregas. Moyes's Old Trafford debut comes on 26 August against Chelsea.

 

[Yurt]

Juved

 

[jtb]

What about replacing Sagna and Szczesny?

I think Sagna's staying another year, so don't have to worry about that just yet.

good call on Szczesny... is Cesar still on the market? fuck why didn't we buy Mignolet ugh

 

[GorillaJu]

Toure to Liverpool (Free)
Aspas to Liverpool (£7m)
Alberto to Liverpool (£6m)
Mikhtaryan to Dortmund (30 pieces of silver)

My penis to Messi's woman's vagina (baby)

 

[Salvadora]

I think Arsenal is actually pretty stacked when it comes to strikers. What we need is a DM, some defenders, maybe another Cazorla-level attacking midfielder, and, most importantly, a change in fucking formation. Fuck this 4-2-3-1. we've won fuck all with it for the past 8 years. Giroud is way too fucking slow to lead the line, Podolski can't hold the ball up, but at least you stick the two of them up front together... who knows, we might score some goals.

also it'll give Walcott a couple games up front too so he doesn't have to wheel out his annual garbage about "oh boo hoo thierry henry was my idol wenger told me this is the year blah blah give me more money"

This is the effect Arsenal has had on you.

RVP won United the title. It's the one position you need to flash the cash on, and it'll be repaid in dividends. We shouldn't have to chose either, buy a DM and CB as well.

 

[Yurt]

Okay, I just asked this in the other thread but might as well post it in the new one here.

Which are the biggest transfers this summer so far? I'm mostly only up-to-date with Real Madrid transfers.

Cavani (Napoli > PSG)
Falcao (Atletico de Madrid > Monaco)
Hulk (Zenit > Monaco)
Moutinho (Porto > Monaco)
James (Porto > Monaco)
Neymar (Santos > Barcelona)
Tevez (City > Juventus)
Thiago (Barcelona > Bayern)
Götze (Borrusia > Bayern)

What other big transfers has happened?

EDIT:
And wow, I see there's a LOT of Real Madrid fans in here since the last time I checked. Are any of you ONLY a fan of Real Madrid or are all of you also supporting another club?

Llorente is just a piece of meat to you?

 

[Freewheelin']

Llorente is just a piece of meat to you?

Duh he signed in January

 

[spidye]

 

[K1LLER7]

To watch the 'The Apprentice' finale.

Lol he probably has

Neymar will be the buy of the season. Was a doubter, now a believer.

Also, Thiago's overrated.

 

[Xhenxhefil]

Could I get added to the Liverpool fans please?