It's come to my attention that quite a few of you feel I've slighted you or said things in the past that weren't the most sensitive. So this holiday season, I'm broke, so I'm apologizing to the following people as my Christmas gift and New Year's resolution:
Litigation Manuel: I'm sorry that I stole your shoes and told you Chris sold them to that fat Chinese kid.
Miguel: I'm sorry my baseball team, which hails from Canada, now has more talent than yours.
olimario: Tell your girlfriend I'm sorry for... y'know.
BuddyChrist: I'm sorry I stole your shoes and told you that your brother sold them to that skinny Ethiopian kid.
TheBlackStallion: I'm sorry I told BuddyChrist that you stole his shoes.
... Well, that about wraps it up! Merry Christmas! If you didn't make out like a bandit this year, maybe next year...
Litigation Manuel: I'm sorry that I stole your shoes and told you Chris sold them to that fat Chinese kid.
Miguel: I'm sorry my baseball team, which hails from Canada, now has more talent than yours.
olimario: Tell your girlfriend I'm sorry for... y'know.
BuddyChrist: I'm sorry I stole your shoes and told you that your brother sold them to that skinny Ethiopian kid.
TheBlackStallion: I'm sorry I told BuddyChrist that you stole his shoes.
... Well, that about wraps it up! Merry Christmas! If you didn't make out like a bandit this year, maybe next year...