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[Minotauro]

boy is it ever! i mean, is the ds's fall schedule the finest sequence of videogame releases in the short but illustrious history of the medium? very possibly! i'm not saying that every single videogame that has ever been remotely worth playing is on the nintendo ds. but if i was saying that, i wouldn't be far wrong! it's like the overwhelming splendor of the nintendo ds lineup utterly subsumes any merit other games may have, just as the light of more distant stars is lost in the brilliance of the sun at the height of day! you know what i'm saying? my wallet's gonna be hurtin' this fall!!!

This is one of the greatest posts in the history of posts.

 

[Whimsical Phil]

I don't think I have the collection here at university, but it was based on a Doom-Style game. Jason went out and bought the game, and his mother was all angry about it. Then, Jason got her to play it to try to get her to understand, and she was disturbed...about how much she enjoyed it. Then, she started playing so much that the kids had cereal for dinner, and eventually Jason sold it back after he realize he couldn't do his own laundry.

There was also a series where Jason was dreaming that he was in Tomb Raider alongside Lara Croft. He was freaking out because he has his "I hate girls" reputation, but he was having trouble ignoring Lara's advances.

 

[Memles]

There was also a series where Jason was dreaming that he was in Tomb Raider alongside Lara Croft. He was freaking out because he has his "I hate girls" reputation, but he was having trouble ignoring Lara's advances.

That one I DO have here...and it is, indeed, quite good.

There was also the sequence, posted on GAF, where Vice City was replaced by their mother with Nice City.

 

[Varian]

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure The Narrator and Drinky Crow are the same person.
- The Narrator has a special tag after 6 posts
- They share similar opinions and writing styles
- Drinky is banned, so he had to find a new way to vent
- It's just an awesome idea. After many members who normally like Drinky's style complained that his "the DS-hardware belongs to 1994"-shtick was getting boring, it's a glorious return.
- Believe

Spoiler

You forgot:
- The Narrator mixes his metaphors
- The Narrator cannot write satire about GAFfers who mix metaphors

 

[Fuzzy]

The fifth (and last?) in the series.