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[Widfara]

all I do is drink beer every day, all day long. and I never stop doing so.

 

[Boogie]

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

If this is a desperate cry for help you may have come to the wrong place.

 

[3kuSaS]

Yes, you fucking are. I don't understand why people can become alcoholics...


....being a pothead is so much more satisfying.

 

[teruterubozu]

As long as it's beer you're fine.

Back in the day you could drink beer all day and not be called an "alcoholic" since it wasn't really considered a "spririt" or "cocktail". Times have changed though...

 

[WedgeX]

Well...http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/

They might be of some help.

 

[Tamanon]

I'm still wondering who the fuck you ARE, not whether you're an alcoholic.

 

[Widfara]

Beer has the power to tie each man together, from Sumerian slaves to barbarians in Germania to nobles in fine courts to patriots to villians to... every man who has walked the planet.

 

[teruterubozu]

Beer has the power to tie each man together.

It's called "Beer goggles"

 

[LakeEarth]

If this is a desperate cry for help you may have come to the wrong place.

He ain't kidding.

 

[Eminem]

My advice is to drink more.

 

[WasabiKing]

If you wonder if you are, then the answer is yes

 

[pnjtony]

That depends, are you dependent on it or just like it? If you just like drinking beer, like I like drinking Coke or something then I'd say you're just a drunk, not an alcoholic.

 

[acidviper]

My advice is to drink more.

Watch out though alcohol is a gateway drug.

 

[Escape Goat]

durrrrr

 

[Brannon]

If you have to wond.... damn you Wasabi!

Anyway, yes, you are. You're one of the few lucky smart ones that's starting to discover a pattern conducive to alcoholism, good on you. Now the only question is, are you a bad enough dude to rescue yourself?

To the AA mobile!... waitaminit, you need a designated driver of the spirit...

To the AA bus!

 

[Mupepe]

Are you slapping around your girlfriend? Throwing up in public with friends? Are people embarassed to be with you when you're drunk? Are you belligerent when you're drunk? Has drinking ruined a relationship with any of your friends/g/f's? Do you drink because you're depressed?
If you answered yes to any of the above, get some help.


Do you have the power to go into public sober? Do you have the power to tell yourself you've had too much? Would you stop drinking for a loved one?
If you answered no to any of the above, get some help.




tits

 

[Rorschach]

Is alcohol interfering with your normal life? Is it getting in the way of work, family, friends, and activities that you need to perform? If so, then you are an addict. If you are litteraly sitting at home all day doing nothing but drinking beer, then the answer is quite obvious.

 

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Embrace you alcoholism.

Wait, is alcoholism a word?

 

[Mupepe]

Embrace you alcoholism.

Wait, is alcoholism a word?

as is tittastic.


tits

 

[Malakhov]

If you wonder if you are, then the answer is yes

Not true at all, I thought I was at some point but I am far from being an alcoholic. An alcoholic will almost, I said almost, never admit he has a drinking problem or even asking himself if he's one.

 

[WasabiKing]

Not true at all, I thought I was at some point but I am far from being an alcoholic. An alcoholic will almost, I said almost, never admit he has a drinking problem or even asking himself if he's one.

keep telling yourself that, buddy

 

[Prospero]

If you wonder if you are, then the answer is yes

That's correct.

 

[haunts]

Paging Raoul Duke..

 

[Malakhov]

keep telling yourself that, buddy

:lol

 

[GhaleonEB]

Does you fridge look like this:

 

[SlickWilly223]

Man my friend and I finished a bottle of rumple minze tonight and it was so much better than the casual marijuana smoking.

Tomorrow we make some weed brownies though.

 

[Malakhov]

Got a recipe for weed brownies? Can you use normal weed? I had a friend who'd make weed cookies but he'd use the leaves and boil them.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Got a recipe for weed brownies? Can you use normal weed? I had a friend who'd make weed cookies but he'd use the leaves and boil them.

No we always buy brownie mix and just cook it in half a cup of butter. We always use real good weed because it's hard to get shag weed around here.

 

[Diablos]

all I do is drink beer every day, all day long. and I never stop doing so.

All indications point to yes.

 

[Malakhov]

Awesome I found a recipe that only requires about 5 grams of weed.

 

[LM4sure]

all I do is drink beer every day, all day long. and I never stop doing so.

if you're in college, no. else, yes.

 

[aceface]

why do you sign every post with tits damnit?

do you love tits?

I love tits...