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[Yusaku]

Oldies but goodies:

Thief III wins the award for most awkward death poses:

I uncovered a gay orgy in FarCry:

Go team!:

A Rocketts merc:

We'll end with a death pose that actually looks realistic...just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't get a great tan:

 

[Mason]

Best thread ever.

 

[MrCheez]

Anyone have the link to the game with the little ragdoll guy that you push down the stairs and get points based on how owned he gets? 8) There was a second version where he drives a truck into a wall, too.

 

[Yusaku]

Anyone have the link to the game with the little ragdoll guy that you push down the stairs and get points based on how owned he gets? 8) There was a second version where he drives a truck into a wall, too.

That sounds awesome.

 

[Teknopathetic]

http://www.tokamakphysics.com/

Worship me.

 

[MrCheez]

Just researched it myself. =) Haven't tried your version yet Tre, thx for looking it up tho.

Here's the ones that I used to mess with: http://jet.ro/dismount/

Enjoy 8)

 

[golem]

man thief 3 has gotta be the worst rag doll implementation ever.... its like they decided we need rag doll! and stuck in the system sight unseen.

 

[Yusaku]

Yeah, Thief III's rag doll is weak. Hit someone with the blackjack and they fold like paper.

 

[BeOnEdge]

driv3r has the best ragdoll physics ever.

 

[Xkiko]

Far Cry indeed has nice physics.
I took these a little while ago.

 

[MrPing1000]

I love how ion storm orgasmed over their physics but in reality its fucking broken. 9/10 when i blackjack someone in thief they collapse in a way that would break your spine.


Still there was nothing as fun as throwing bodies around in deus ex:IW especially when they just clip a ledge or something

 

[FriScho]

doing stickanims is more fun:

The great Tool used is Pivot (copy link to new window):
http://www.angelfire.com/linux/jnk/pivot.zip

 

[MaddenNFL64]

Yeah, Thief: DS has some wierd ragdoll death poses. Usually wierd back aching yoga stretches. And when Garrett dies (as seen above), he folds his legs up wierd.

WTF Ion Storm :\

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

What scores did some of you get for the Stair Dismount game?

 

[The Shadow]

Yeah, Thief: DS has some wierd ragdoll death poses. Usually wierd back aching yoga stretches. And when Garrett dies (as seen above), he folds his legs up wierd.

WTF Ion Storm :\

They must have seriously screwed up the ragdoll physics on that one. I don't remember the phyisics being jacked in DE:IW.

 

[Yusaku]

Still there was nothing as fun as throwing bodies around in deus ex:IW especially when they just clip a ledge or something

Every time I try and play DX:IW I just end up throwing trashcans and shit at people. I still haven't even gotten out of the first area. I spent like 20 minutes throwing a trash can up into the rafters in the basketball court where you start the game.

 

[atomsk]

57418 is my highest on the stairs so far...

 

[Yusaku]

This guy tried to call time-out, but I had already shot him in the heart a few times:

I shot a rocket right behind this guy. Rather than going flying he just sort of blew over like a leaf:

"Hey buddy, what's that noise?":

BOOM!:

The guy on the right ended up in the drink:

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

My highest on the stairs is 97877.

EDIT: The key is to do damage to the neck.

 

[Yusaku]

This thread is now about my misadventures in FarCry.

I hopped in this boat after killing the previous occupants. The guy in the front turrent remained--well, his corpse anyways

As I moved his body tumbled about.

So I gunned it!

Bye!

I found this guy sleeping on the job.

I fired him.

This isn't so much funny as it is cool. I found a guy getting attacked by some monsters.

He didn't win.