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[Starlight Lotice]

Hey all.

I sometines read Fuck My Life (FML) when I feel down to see how much worse life could be.

Have you seen any funny posts from them that make you laugh out loud?

Here is ne I liked recently:

"Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML"

"Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML"

If there is any you genuinely enjoy, post it here!!!

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[Bullet Club]

Her son is 35 years old.

 

[Tesseract]

story of my life, op

 

[mcz117chief]

Her son is 35 years old.

Lol, I'm pretty sure that one's fake, but still funny.
Edit: or maybe they are all fake? Not familiar with this.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

The funniest one I remember was when one girl held the guy in place when he came to an orgasm screaming "HERE'S DADDY!".

 

[TheSadRanger]

Not a FML but the legendary IT guy green text stories are still the best.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Not a FML but the legendary IT guy green text stories are still the best.

Please share those if you can!

 

[Shifty]

There was one 4chan post where a guy claimed to have jizzed in his housemate's bodywash bottle every day and she got pregnant.

Not necessarily because of the bodywash , but the paranoid meltdown after her partner told him was pretty funny.

 

[EverydayBeast]

FML is usually a somewhat offensive term and is often used in frustration. It is an acronym meaning Fuck My Life. Because of the meaning of this term, it should be used with care in order not to offend whoever hears it. However, FML doesn't just mean "fuck my life."May 8, 2018